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From left to right:
Stripfan on the white horse with a Jesus "look" which is tre chic. Wielding the "natural bow" that shoots newslinks to right wing religious extremist sites faster than a bullet. He can rapid fire at a rate comparable to most modern machine guns.
Jimmy, the captain of the team, brave and fearless always charging forward. Equipped with the mythical armor, "the cloths of Asperger's" which makes him invulnerable to attacks. Also wielding the mighty sword "the tongue of autism" capable of rendering those struck by it completely unable to speak coherently. It is also rumored that he is endowed with "the eyes of tunneling vision" which is a spell granted on his eyes that give him immense focus on minute details but unable to see the big picture.
The Dao, unmistakable because of his sickly appearance and aloof looking eyes that cannot focus on one thing. Equipped with the mighty "scales of racism" that allow him to weight everything against his racist views. In his backpack he carries countless natural remedies that do nothing for anybody but he believes in them. His real power lies in his ability to call forth a nuclear strike by summoning North Korea to the fight.
Lastly, Nice and Naughty aka the ninja, the stealth warrior. The ultimate guerrilla fighter, master of hit and run operations. It is rumored he has no face because he is able to change into any disguise using his powers of deception to fit in. Equipped with the "keep me safe at a distance Lance" which allows him to poke at opponents and run away on his horse to hide behind the trees or the other stooges.
Beware, you don't want to mess with the Four Stooges of Misinformation!