Blonde Extras Jodi on BGFE

[.pokey.]

Ok, at the risk of having some of the board turn against me and the fact that I cant usually keep my mouth shut (unless it really really counts) I need to say something.
I get a text a few times from a guy who wants to see me.
Gentlemen, I am not perfect in any way, I do have my defects and Im not always nice to everyone. Sometimes I have to follow my instincts.
THis particular person rubbed me the wrong way... the texts dont have the tone I would go with so I made excuses.
When that didnt work, I turned him down. Nicely.
I have my reasons, trust me fellas , if I must turn you down.
I wont say no because I FEEL like saying no and I think things through carefully but when my gut tells me deep inside that steers me away from a particular person, I know in my heart that I am right.
In the past when I havent listened to my instinct I have deeply regretted it.
I was going to email him and explain my reasons in detail...but after much thought I decided I really dont have to explain myself to anyone.
If I tell you no try me once more because I may be having a bad day...if I tell you no and you keep arguing and have a very rude change of attitude quickly with me, then I know my instinct was right.
Most of the time, things work out...but if it doesnt, go on and try another girl please and dont dwell on me "judgeing you" lol. Please understand we ladies have our reasons for not seeing particular boys.
It could be that your tone reminds me of my ex-husband. Maybe its the way you call me sweetie and baby but you have never met me.
Maybe Ive got the monthly curse and am just being a bitch.
Your promises of you being sensual with me could rub me wrong... whatever the reason is its not personal geez so please calm the fuck down and move on.
Hope I dont offend anyone, there are sooooooooooo many girls up here good at what they do, so try them!

 

[archie7letta]

Jodi sounds great. But kiss-ass diminishes all of us.

 

[dannieboy255]

(From the schools site)What qualifications or background are considered important for success as an CMT?The most important qualification for success as an CMT is a love of animals, empathy for suffering animals, and a sincere desire to help alleviate that suffering. While it would be preferable to have a background in massage therapy, it is not mandatory. Equissage's Certification Program starts with the basics of massage therapy and thoroughly schools the student in every aspect of the discipline. As a graduate, you will be confident that you know everything you need to know to provide canine massage therapy in an effective, therapeutic, and professional manner.

 

[bcakEs85]

Jodi,

I never knew such a license existed.

How is the market (demand) for such services and are
there a lot of places that offer these services to dogs?

You can start up a business advertising licensed massage
therapy for people and their pets.

 

[louisa]

Doggie massage is like, totally awesome dude! Lol Seriously, canines are so loyal and giving. I adore dogs and should have been a vet.They cant tell you, "Oh my aching shoulders, please I really need a good rub master!" They need their joints moved around and pulled on and their poor paws and shoulder blades worked thoroughly. Sometimes the dogs I massage when they see me in the park, will come and lean their body into my legs and look adoringly into my eyes, I kid you not! They literally let out huge sighs of relief as you work on them. Men arent so different honestly.Each and every one of you brings something different to my life and I love what I do.

 

[PXStevey]

Nope; Jodi's just awesome like that. She's one of the sweetest and most caring and giving people I've ever met.

 

[Christian Brooks]

I thought the canine massage part was a joke!

 

[EngingurO]

That's great! Next time I come visit, I'll bring my little Maltese!

 

[VagsGameanons]

Jodi, we haven't had the opportunity to meet yet, do you prefer intro by phone or email/im? Will be in NYC next week and hope we can meet. Thanks.

 

[MEZA!]

I am sure you did fine on your test...who needs to know what a "labrum" is anyway! who cares if the Thoracic outlet Syndrome doesn't come from the thoracic! Anyway keep strong and I am willing to give private tutoring w/out the cockiness!! LOL

 

[p0p0]

Easy. Instead of "The Flip" you just say

 

[TheAnswerMan]

I h8TE KISS ASSES...

 

[Edua J]

Jodi. You ROCK

 

[Mehdi]

Im sorry I know I can be too chatty and some times visceral Just tell me to shut it... I probably wont though hehe

 

[hot lips]

You give NEW meaning to the words "Blonde Extras" -Love Ya'

 

[Nacho-Nick]

well that sucks...sorry to hear the test was so, "odd" is the best word i can think of to describe it. but as you said, if it takes a second try, now that you know how the test is, you'll be prepared.

i'm glad you found a way to stay involved with your daughter and the school without having to deal with the "issues" that you mentioned earlier. everyone knows what a kind spirit you are, so that you were able to work something out and be able to give some of your time and energy to the school is really great.

i hope all else is well hun and hopefully i'll see you soon

 

[PextArery]

I think I may do some "behind the scenes" work with the school.
Stay close enough to make sure I know my daughters teachers and help the school in any way I can, but far enough away to not be too noticeable.
Yesterday I took my NY state boards for massage and I seriously doubt I passed the first time around. Too many of the questions were about traditional chinese medicine and ayurvedic medicine to get 75% Ill need to pass. Its ok though, I met several people who were there for second and third times. It was tough stuff... I thought it would be all about joints, muscles, massage applications and assesments but apparently there is a ton of other stuff. Heres an example.. instead of just asking:
" What muscles flex the hip?"- which would be the quadriceps ( rectus femoris, vastus lateralis and vastus medialis....most superficially, they ask:
" Which is the shiatsu meridian that runs through the lateral thigh to the hip joint, is the blood element to the spleen, houses the mind, is controlled by earth and has deep lateral flexors in the lumbar spine"? Crazy shi*t like that lol.
Half of the test was like this, it was ridiculous...things only experts in the field of TCM would know. God its frustrating!
Anyhow, off the crazy study schedule and now starting classes for my canine massage license. Hope to see you all soon!

 

[Merry]

Good Point. If so, then Eff the bitch cuz she wants it to be "quiet as kept" too. She's just venting her frustrations with idle threats...provided our assumption above is true

 

[Hatchet Wounds]

Good on you for talking frankly with your kids.

And your comment above shows again what a great heart you have. You are a remarkable person.

 

[drercurposype]

WC, I am shocked that you have not seen her before. She is amazing. Glad you had fun.