Glad to hear bro YummyBear had such a sextifying weekend. In contrast, mine should be called "the weekend of Unfulfilled Desire".
I had a date with my IV regular around 12 noon on Sunday. The plan was to take her out, up her and then send her to work. Prepared payment for upping and hotel room, even a full box of helmets... I arrived at her place late, but she called me and told me she was waiting for her landlord to collect the rent, so I hung around for another hour plus before she was ready to meet me.
Hand in hand, we set off towards Parkway Parade and eventually to ECP beach. I asked her how she was planning to work and she just said she'd simply do the SH shift. I then reasoned that since I was depriving her of half a day's earnings, she should not refuse if I try to tip her later. She changed the subject.
We walked along the beach, talked, watched families on their outings, commented on the figures of the sexy rollerbladers, etc... sat on a bench, Reviewenched a bit, petted a bit, then continued walking. And all the while I was popping the question like mad, and she kept saying "bu qu!" very firmly. I felt like one of the GL streetwalkers being rejected by a potential customer!
We ended up on a breakwater with my head in her lap with the wind blowing all around us. And more Reviewenching. More clandestine groping. All very romantic, very nice in a GF-BF way but hardly what I expected to be doing.
Sidenote: By now I was getting anxious and wondering a lot of things. All along, I know that she doesn't hanky panky with customers in IV other than me. I've observed her in action thrice in other rooms, and had eyewitness reviews Reviewom Obelisk. I always thought that this was because I gave higher tips. But then she confided that getting $40 or $50 Reviewom a customer is not that uncommon to her. So it's definitely not my looks, not my powderful command of Chinese, and not my money. So I asked her... why? Of course the real question I wanted to ask was "why cannot open room?" She said that she found the way I do things very unique. Bah, assuming that I agree with her assessment, what does that have to do with my question?
The sun was almost setting, so I walked her back. It was a long walk and we got lost, so I hailed a cab and sent her back. I thought I could at least buy her dinner, but she said she wasn't hungry, and she could always get another customer to buy some takeaway later. In the cab, I took out my wallet and attempted to tip her, but she violently pushed my hand away "shao lai fang pi"! when I reminded her of our agreement earlier. Her volume was rising, and I decided not to let the cabbie have a live domestic argument to watch, so we just continued the ride in stony silence until I dropped her off at JC.
So end of the day.... this is the Review
Duration: 6 fucking hours of non-fucking
Damage: Bottle of Coke ($1.20) + Cab Fare ($5) = $6.20
Reviewenching: 7/10, very GF feel but too many bloody kids around
Body: 6/10, thin Reviewame.
Conclusion: I'm thoroughly exasperated by this strange woman and running out of ideas. This is one totally un-uppable chick. And she doesn't want money. Getting a fuck used to be so simple - open your mouth and show your dollars.....