B.O.N.K.S - Brotherhood Of Nightclub KTV Singapore

[The Great Michael]

Review on Music Underground... Re-write

Nbz chi bok. Almost finished my Review, my nimble finger closed the browser accidentally.

GS, you think I dun wan to squeeze their neh nehs izzit? So 抢眼! The drink in Reviewont of me I also cant drink. Fuck me coward man! Anyway 好心有好报 de. My encounter in the end somehow compensate me for the cant-do-things in 蓝心.

B4 rushing to pick my wife up, asked her wanna go to see bartop dancer boh. She asked me go music underground instead, that's why asked SJG and company along to join us. But he politely declined my offer. Heading straight to international building, thinking no change in location. But saw 2 chinese character on top of the signboard. Asked for direction, realise that it has shifted to john little building. That cabbie also 1 goondu, didn't tell me also.

Finally reached MU, was greeted by her Reviewds (2bus and 1 guys). The 2 Bus I saw b4, see cannot touch although figure buay pai, 34B type....

To be continued later....lunchtime liao.

 

[Vega]

MU!!! Haiz. I could have join u. I also at jc till late then...... If I know u at MU, I will volunteer to join.

 

[livelovebhappy]

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To be continued later....lunchtime liao.[/QUOTE]

one word to tell u nia.


U ASS HOLE BO JIO ME GO.

 

[Elisa]

Bo jio me also

 

[Pompal 09.]

You and D'Art miss out on some babes that night on Wed. SJG's benefit hehe

 

[FiFi]

Next time go clubbing jio you ok please bring Cxxxxxl along

 

[Wavey]

Looks like my regular won't be there today... she just told me this morning. Scared of raid. Guess have to try again tomorrow... assuming anyone wants to go.

 

[Cool like fire!!!!]

Tis info of 'RAID' thing,laready start since thursday where as my Reviewiends was there for at thursday nite....most of the gals left,in the end my Reviewiends had to sit with those LCB(lao chio bu),also most of the rooms bills quite early..

 

[Kellayyy]

CB. You dun talk cock understand. Calling you is a waseforum.xxxe of my 20cents. Btw please read up the newbie thread b4 you quote my thread. Peiseh carebear, didn't jio you last nite. Thought you enjoying in cherry.

Review on Music Underground... Re-write

Finally reached MU, was greeted by her Reviewds (2bus and 1 guys). The 2 Bus I saw b4, see cannot touch although figure buay pai, 34B type. Anyway "side grass cannot anyhow makan wan" Okie, reached that main entrance, was greeted with few tables of solely Bus and more Bus...estimated about 55%/women to 45%/45men. Lookwise definitely appealing but hor how come their dress sense won't change after so many years , only in spaghetti outfits. Haiz, here's the main attraction came, we are surrounded by 2 tables of 2 lonely STYs (early 20+) and a group and foreign accent speaking whom look like shanghainese (5 ladies + 2 guys). My target was at the 2 lonely SYTs on my left, drinking some spirits. One of them wearing a 6" mini-skirt and black spaghetti strap. (Again!) while the other in jeans.

As my missus & her kakis were busy dancing, I was busy excercising my balleyes too. Den one of her kakis asked how come I didn't dance, me smiling artificially at her. The other more bitchy kaki commented 2nite quite happening and alot of gers around. She suddenly popped out a Qs daring the other male Reviewd and I whether got guts to beReviewiend the girls beside us. CB she's asking me got gots while my missus was around. Testing me or what? Knn, I kay kay look at my missus, think she also dance quite passionately liao. (Thinking she will repeat the same old quote of 你想看到明天的太阳吗?) But bo lay, she ask me 2nite relax abit, what I can go in here, and off they went to the main deafening gound to dance. Left me and the other guy, I still thinking, tease those girls no harm right. My eyes still gluing on that mini-skirt SYTs and the other with boobs half clinging on her white low-cut blouse shanghainese girl. A good opportunity arrived, noticing the mini-skirt SYT acting under the influence of vodka, going to puke anytime. I pass the tissue to the guy and ask him to pass to her. She reciprocated the flavour by having a brief conversation with our Reviewiend. The other in jeans also join in and talk cock too. I offered them red wine to them since no one drink with us. Haha they accepted and drink lor. Looking at them dance so seductively while high quite shiok lah, although cannot do anything due to limitation. Furthermore surrounded with so many sexy ladies. Contended lah. me went straight to the dancefloor, saw my missus danced until buay lin chu and wolves men eyeing at them, limpeh also mai tu liao. Make some sexy dance move with my missus, hanging around 20 more minutes and went back home happily, leaving those hungry wolves PCC in the toliet loh.

Rof|maoxz

 

[xmanconti]

Rof|maoxz[/QUOTE]

today got happening bo? too bad me bo eng cannot join u.

 

[Zach M]

But my Axxxxxa only go MU lei. Then the Cxxxxl dunno wan to go where one.

 

[napvapDuacY]

Foggy Radar on B.o.N.K.S outing 23 Appril 2005

Today not much luck in terms of chionging... but for every negative there was a positive.

Negative: My regular didn't show up today due to certain reasons.
Positive: The excitement of hunting for new blood is back. And at least she had the courtesy to let me know in the morning.

Negative:Not much action today. D'Art had a very good outing with a super-hot superslut... my nose almost bled just looking at the action. That woman is a pro.

The next part is for Sting's benefit... as I sat with a girl he had been eyeing but was unable to approach because "WD40" snagged him.

First, I ditched my second regular with a set of convincing lies (I didn't know I was so good at lying... must be the years spent working in a legal firm) and went ahead to pick a girl out of the crowd. My eyes settled on a tall slim sweet-looking creature who looked totally lost and out of place. Must be new here. Sting was interested too, but since I was Revieweed up, I decided to take the plunge. After all, new birds usually don't give me trouble when accepting a standard neng-zhap-kor tip.

She was warm, soft and slim, and the skin was fabulous! She was also hesitant and shy, so I resorted to what men do best - TCSS. Broke the ice a little bit, found out she smokes and drinks (yay!) and then after a while, she left the room. She came back much sooner than I expected and told me she had only two customers, including me. I coaxed her into a nice spooning position and my hands began to roam as my mouth explored her neck. Man, she smelt wonderful, like baby powder. Imagine my surprise when this sweet innocent-looking waif began stroking my crotch... She wasn't very good at it, but there was some effort. This was looking very promising.

Her second butterflying round took very long - and I had a feeling that her third time was meant to ask for tips. I was a little disappointed, but fed her some bullshit about waiting for someone to return money owed... worse come to worse borrow money to "zhao-kor" her. She bought it and went off to return for another round before I finally tipped her.

Name:Kew Tee
Face:Sweet, pretty... easily the standard of some higher-class niteclub
Body:Slim, tall, very smooth skin, respectably-sized bosom
Personality:Timid and shy, elegant and reserved.
Attitude:Tried to please and showed a bit of proactiveness, but needs some experience. Didn't count her tip.
GF Feeling:Slight
RTF:Surprisingly, I might consider it.

Overall verdict:Sting can try her... maybe he can coax a better performance out of her.

Positive: Super economic chionging, damage was a total $40

Next, it was time to leave GL and go down to JC... was looking forward to some good footballing action and maybe a nice warm Viet body to hug.

Negative: Liverpool lost to Crystal Palace! Yes, Crystal Palace is a side fighting relegation. Yes, I consider Crystal Palace the best newly-promoted side out of the three. But this is disgraceful. If it had been a late goal, it might be forgivable. But Crystal Palace scored in the fucking first half! Plenty of time to equalise, surely.
Positive: I am actually quite keen on Crystal Palace surviving relegation for another season.

Negative: Wasted $10 on a useless Viet. This one I won't even bother Reviewing. She came up and I thought she looked promising (Note to self: No more appraising girls in the dark) Close up, she wasn't that pretty and we had a communication problem (When you ask a girl if she watches soccer and she asks you "How much for one night?", you know you have a problem). She also chose to sit in a separate chair rather than stand and have some close body contact. After her second butterfly round, I decided to cut my losses and send her off with ten bucks. Pilot2003 and Gremio82 had similar experiences with their chosen girls, and they tolerated their girls much longer! Really men of character sia... (not being sarcarstic) I'm not sure if I have that much patience.

Positive: After being smart enough to save the ten bucks (though not smart enough to avoid spending the other ten in the first place ) I still had enough to support the dancer for the evening. I could spend all night praising her, but let me sum this up in a few simple sentences. I almost never buy LD for the dancers, because to my eyes, they are totally fucked-up. To date, I have only ever bought LD for three dancers, and she is the only one I had ever bought LD for twice! So coming Reviewom me, that is a HUGE compliment.

All in all, up for another round tomorrow. Brudders on attendance list so far:
Newbadass
Schizowayne
Pilot2003 and his Reviewiend
Sting
D'Art (pending)
T0kkon1 (super-pending)

If I got the list wrong, please let me know.

 

[Dom Kane]

Bro NBA.....tonite the gal sit with me is my regular's sister also GM former regular,actually tonite does not wan to sit with her but he dun dare say to her or whatever...and he keep avoid her in the end out of pity i ask her to sit beside me(no intention to get Viet gal for tonite)....but i really dun noe why when GM sat with her,both of them got nothing to say to each other whereas i and her got so many thing to chat with her....

 

[Sahara]

Basket too...of cos i knew abt it long ago abt yr night blindess.
My $20?? I spend it on treating both my em gai for dinner at viet massageplanete just now and send them home too.

 

[lalCauracig]

Wahpiangz... Ask her ques and she either nob or shake or even look at me for 1 sec den turn away without any answer, so u think i haf things to talk to her? If she understand abit more HUA YU, means comm barrier remove den no more such problem and i will try to go for regular and even em yeu. Got the feeling but something is hindering the progress so...... I need a gal that is slightly more proactive than her.....

 

[aussiegeezer]

Short sum up on exercise Lam Seng tonight (23.04.05) sat...


Bro Pilot2003: Well..sama sama..holding his ground and not sitting with any gal at ALL! Can see he abit lost & sian of his em yeu not ard too..keke!

Bro Gremio: Every trip there always ends up forking out e first 10dollar on sitting with a 10mins item before reject. BUT....finally it was yr night cos finally got u a gal tats could click and no language barrier with u right??

Bro Sjg: Beyondddddddddddddddddd!!!!!! She was as sexy as ever but can see her timing for u cut shorter becos of her tables increased....keke!

Bro Nba: Be aware...that SUPER LAU CHAI watching u e whole bloody night too..hehe!

Bro Dart: Late due to Live firing function so no "sperm" for action anymore ....keke !!!

Man of e night : GM

Viet Anh Trai Always...
GS

 

[Nathan M. Holden]

Anh Trai GS awaits yr Review on " TRANG " ..... still waiting.....

 

[frankngstein]

Erm... who's the clown who just upped me 5 points without leaving your nick... it's a big favour, give me a chance to return!

 

[XxhollyxX]

Like I said man... really man of character. The only time I give $20 out of pity is with the ah soh selling crackers or tissue paper... and even then I always take some tissue paper! (useful mah ) Viet girls got kar-chiu, don't need my pity lah.

One man's meat is another man's poison. Differing chemistry gets you different results.

So... ever considered threesome with the sisters?

 

[Shaneice]

IT me up u lah......btw i dun like threesome....so i never think of that