Review Adventures of a horney man

[Spawarrior99]

What’s up people, so today I had some time on me and thought let’s go do my second fav hobby, so around 1 I started calling around to see what’s available. Now the problem is I wasn’t sure if I wanted a massage and fuck or just a massage with hj, so first I called love feet since I had a good time there and asked if Emma was working and apparently she only works there Tuesday just like lucky anyways said thank you and hang up, then I called massagetimes milton and asked if aria was working and she said nope and named a few girls I am like thank you and hang up, now I am like fuck what should I do, then I messaged the Milton incall and asked if they had new girls she’s like nope the same one and asked me if I wanted to come in I said nah I have seen suki 3 times and the other one I don’t like and then all the sudden I get message saying oh nope it’s different girls, now I was like hmmm this sounds like a B&S so I said thank you I’ll let you know. Now I am fucking frustrated and said you know what fuck it let me go to love feet maybe the second time around would be good to, I drove 30 mins and when I went in no one greeted me. And then all the sudden a lady comes out of a room and tells me oh honey sorry you have to wait I said how long she’s like 40 mins maybe 1 hour because there is already someone waiting (fuck no I ain’t waiting) I said ok I come back and left. So back in my car I opened up Google maps and searched massages and was going through the list and WTF do I see LY massage and I am like no fucking way it’s the same place but since no other fucker will post about it I said fuck it 11 mins drive let’s go, the parking is in the back and you have to walk to the front of the plaza and when I went in it looked more legit then semi (or the full fuck scene like the previous LY use to be) regardless I still asked for massage and the girl goes yes but regular massage only no RMT then I am like that’s exactly what I am here for girl and she’s like ok this room, now this is why I will never go back they put me in a room and the attendent told me to get ready and while I was taking my cloths off I got a call and 2 mins later she comes in again I said oh sorry give me one second you can come in though she’s like it’s ok you get ready, so I quickly take my cloths off and everything, lie down and this same bitch comes back to me and says oh I am sorry I have an appointment I am like wtf do you mean I told you I didn’t have an appointment and you said that’s fine and brought me to this room and said to get ready and she’s like I am sorry I didn’t know I had appointment, I was like you know what fuck it put my shit back on and back in my car. Now I am fuxking horney, frustrated and pissed. Since I was on Dundas and something I was like you know what I am close to 3033a, fuck it let’s just go there if not then I’ll just call up sakuras place and go there (remember I wanted massage plus other stuff which is why I didn’t directly go here) one last try and I am at 3033a, I walk up and it’s quiet I don’t see no one I don’t hear no one I waited a couple mins then I knocked on the wall and nothing, waited a little bit again and then said hello and nothing, went behind the counter and looked at the cameras and seemed like I am the only one here and I am like fucking hell man and started to walk towards the exit and suddenly something told me just say hello louder so I am like HELLOOOO, and all the sudden this MILFy comes out running hello hi how are you. Glad I did what i did because she was cute and extremely polite. No I don’t know about yall but I love me polite girls there’s just something about them. Anyways she told me to go in room I have never been before and ask me how long I said 45 mins asks me for 50 and to lie down after. Once I am ready she walks in starts massaging while she’s massaging I asked her name and she’s like my name is Sophie, I said nice to meet you Sophie I am kal, she’s like nice meet you to kal you are a gentleman, I am like offcourse (that’s how I always get the best mileage ). I am gonna make this quick because this wasn’t the last stop apparently. Her massage is way to soft for my liking and there was no tease at the end she wiped my down with hot towel asked me to flip and said what would I like, I made some compliments called her pretty and said I want you and she goes you want hand job or body slide, I am like no I want more you are to pretty I can’t do just hand job and body slide with you I want all of you, she was a little hesitant and then goes ok let’s have sex I am like yes please she’s like how much you pay and I was like 100 lol she’s like no for sex that’s to low it’s 140 I was like damn I only have about 10 more on me she’s like ok let’s 120 I am like you know what I ain’t gonna argue let’s do 120. Now when the drapes were off damn for her age she’s got an amazing body, she’s slim no fat on her belly she’s tall and she’s fucking polite as hell, I love it. She was a very GFE and I loved every second of it, DFK was through out the session and she’s very responsive to touch, did cowboy and missionary everything was going good but all the sudden mans went limp and like wtf she’s like it’s okay honey I give you hand job but I knew it wasn’t gonna end with HJ regardless I said fuck it sure why not after 10 mins of HJ I still couldn’t cum. So she said sorry I said no problem give her a few kisses and a hug and left (will definitely repeat with her). Now I am like after going through so much bullshit ain’t no fuckinng way I am not cumming. Went home because I was hungry and had to pick up the kids. Once home my dick wouldn’t let me relax so I am like you know what fuck it let’s go to the Milton place and check it out, if it’s not new talent I’ll walk and I told the person over the text the same thing and she’s like yes that’s fine. So then at 6ish I went to the Milton location and what do you know it is a new girl and the other girl was different to (I couldn’t really get a good look on her because she was lying down on the sofa and it was dark). The girl I saw this time was named April now she’s old maybe late 40s or even 50s she was a pale skin Chinese nice tits and had a little tummy (which was mostly loose skin and not really fat so it wasn’t that bad) some might like it because she was a little thick and the ass had meat on it. When in the room it was usual routine, lie on the bed with my cloths off and she wiped my dick and gave me bbj for 5-7 mins (bbj was whateves) and then she’s like first I fuck you and did cowgirl and then we went to mish and usually I would take it a little slow but y’all know I was fucking exhausted and frustrated and want to finish for shizzle. So did my fav move where while in mish I slide my hands down to her ass to lift her and start pounding and a couple minutes later fucking finally I came . She gave me medium massage after and said come see me again and ask for me, you are the first person I see here and that she’s from Toronto. Repeat with her is a maybe because there is a lot of other good girls I know so she will probably be a plan b or c, unless Milton gets different talent then I’ll go check it out for sure. And that people is a horney mans journey. With a couple reviews hope y’all enjoyed it, have fun and stay safe. Peace

I for one will say thanks for the fun read as I hear my English professor mumbling run ons or something to the effect. smiley face insert here!
and happy you mentioned Milton. hmmmmmm
I really haven't had such an experience since the Urus Asian Angela fiasco. Ursus was not happy btw.
Appreciate the way you made me think. keep up the good work.

 

[Spawarrior99]

Damn I just googled 8 spa and it’s in Scarborough that’s way to far for me to adventure, I guess Jessica will remain a nice memory

Chris as in Angel.
as that post was like a "mind freak". keep it up, literally!
gotta luv new pussy