Hell, there was a 60-year-old battleax shopping her saggy wares on BP last week for $350/Hr. In any other city in the country, Granny would be laughed out of it, but here no one bats an eye. Is Granny doing well in Cowtown? From the ad, it appears as if she was in Calgary less than a month ago and a business was so brisk back then, she made a return trip. This time an even longer stay. I would like to say I am surprised that Granny can charge $350 for an hour's work in Calgary, but I am not. Reminds me of something the pro wrestler Kerry Lee Brown once said on Stampede Wrestling. He was apparently barred from the arena during a match for conduct unbecoming, so he wore a disguise. He dressed as a woman. When the match was over, he entered the ring in drag, and the first thing he said to Whelan Ed was how he had been goosed a couple of times while walking down the aisle to the ring. Considering how awful Brown looked as a woman, it was a hilarious shot at how seemingly deseprate the men of Calgary really are.