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1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.... 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10...

When I read "Make it dance" I immidieatly though of my stored collection of pooiness's hardcore comics. BTW: THIS IS SO ON TOPIC & RELEVANT edit: I hope I don't get in trouble for this. :lol: It would be so uncool. >.>

~points Aww, you have two belly buttons xxx~

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1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 4. To stop those creepy guys in marketing from looking down...

me and my ex video chat alot and were so close that i usually wear like a bra and undies or like undies and a tank top or whatever. one time i wore just a thong lol. am i a slut?

tomorrow me and my friend are going to get swedish full body massages, i'm 15 and i have the concern to wonder if you have to be complelty naked for the massage or can you wear something else?

He is using his knees/legs on my glutes and hamstrings. I am naked, he had shorts on. Is this normal

I was traveling to china last month, once I got back to my hotel very late somewhere around 12:30 midnight, as I was tired I decided to get body massage, I called the hotel room service and asked to send one female Masseur. Girl entered my room she was cute looking. She asked me to remove my...

tomorrow me and my friend are going to get swedish full body massages, i'm 15 and i have the concern to wonder if you have to be complelty naked for the massage or can you wear something else?

He is using his knees/legs on my glutes and hamstrings. I am naked, he had shorts on. Is this normal

Going to a full body massage tomorrow for the 1st time, and my therapist is going to be a guy. Should I strip complete naked for the massage, or leave my underwear on? Not sure what to do / expect as this would be my 1st time getting a massage. Thanks!

So, I found a chinese massage place online. because I have horrible back and leg problems. I like chinese places better because they stretch you out and are more firm. I have had naked massages before so they can get my butt. I didn't realize she would be taking the entire drape off! She...

He is using his knees/legs on my glutes and hamstrings. I am naked, he had shorts on. Is this normal

tomorrow me and my friend are going to get swedish full body massages, i'm 15 and i have the concern to wonder if you have to be complelty naked for the massage or can you wear something else?

You have a girlfriend, and you do this behind her back.

He is using his knees/legs on my glutes and hamstrings. I am naked, he had shorts on. Is this normal

tomorrow me and my friend are going to get swedish full body massages, i'm 15 and i have the concern to wonder if you have to be complelty naked for the massage or can you wear something else?

tomorrow me and my friend are going to get swedish full body massages, i'm 15 and i have the concern to wonder if you have to be complelty naked for the massage or can you wear something else?

tomorrow me and my friend are going to get swedish full body massages, i'm 15 and i have the concern to wonder if you have to be complelty naked for the massage or can you wear something else?