Review Yo So Big, and more Humour

[Albertaman]

Should be posting this in Edmonton forum as there is an active community of hobbyists there, but since the first note came up in a massage session in Calgary, here goes:

What are some of your funniest moments in this hobby?

So here I was in a recent semi-legit massage situation. Third time with the Asian therapist. Good therapeutic massage the first two times, with a pleasant amount of teasing before and after the flip, and a relaxing HJ in the last 15 minutes each time. Second visit advanced to some consensual mutual touching, pleasing. On this third visit, after the flip it got hot and heavy. Her pants and panties are off, my fingers stroke her wetness. Her eyes have an inquiring look above her mask. Hear her ask: Condom? Fortunately, I had one in my jacket pocket. Get off the table and get the condom. No discussion on pricing etc. She holds my cock in her two small hands and whispers the classic line, Yo So Big. I slip the condom on. After some more finger foreplay on her, get her positioned on the edge of the table. And then insert the tip of my cock into her. She gasps. I play gently in her, only with the tip inserting a bit, withdrawing, rocking in and out. She has a happy look in her eyes, mask covering any other expressions. But it alternates with a look of pain each time I thrust the tip into her a bit deeper. Her right arm comes up, and then with her fingers she gestures a measurement, and I hear her say "Two Inches, Please".

I didn't know whether I should laugh or cry, but being a gentleman, I made the best of it. Keeping the rest of the session limited to rocking thrusts no deeper than 2" certainty prolonged the activity, and I sensed that due to her 'tight condition', anything deeper could indeed be unpleasant for her. All in all it turned out ok, and she moaned and quivered throughout. I just haven't decided if I will repeat or not. TWO INCHES Please.
To her credit, she did not ask for any specific tip, leaving that to me. Certainly one of the funniest experiences in years. And a novel one for sure.

Share your funny experiences.



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[daty869]

I had a similar experience with a very tight Chinese lady about two years ago, two inches deep and two inches wide was her limits. Will not repeat - took all my efforts to get the head through the gate - kinda like reverse childbirth…..

 

[TJustT]

I don’t have any FS experiences as I don’t partake. I have had one woman talk about the “baby” when giving a HJ. Kinda strange dirty talk that didn’t do much for me. Lol And another woman say I was superman while cleaning up due to the volume. I told her that there was more than what came out. She kept going on me and I showed her a second release about 3 minutes later. The next time I went to see her she asked how super “superman” was that day, so I showed her that I could go 4 times in an hour, no massage, just HJ for an hour. Funny thing was, she only wanted the regular fee and standard tip. That reminds me, I should go see her again soon. Lol


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[daty869]

Oh to be 40 again…..

 

[throwmeaway]

I don’t have any FS experiences as I don’t partake. I have had one woman talk about the “baby” when giving a HJ. Kinda strange dirty talk that didn’t do much for me. Lol And another woman say I was superman while cleaning up due to the volume. I told her that there was more than what came out. She kept going on me and I showed her a second release about 3 minutes later. The next time I went to see her she asked how super “superman” was that day, so I showed her that I could go 4 times in an hour, no massage, just HJ for an hour. Funny thing was, she only wanted the regular fee and standard tip. That reminds me, I should go see her again soon. Lol


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Umm, more contact details if you can please!

 

[Albertaman]

I don’t have any FS experiences as I don’t partake. I have had one woman talk about the “baby” when giving a HJ. Kinda strange dirty talk that didn’t do much for me. Lol And another woman say I was superman while cleaning up due to the volume. I told her that there was more than what came out. She kept going on me and I showed her a second release about 3 minutes later. The next time I went to see her she asked how super “superman” was that day, so I showed her that I could go 4 times in an hour, no massage, just HJ for an hour. Funny thing was, she only wanted the regular fee and standard tip. That reminds me, I should go see her again soon. Lol


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that's a great one. Probably somewhat of a break from giving deep massages that require a lot of effort. Long time ago, used to have a Russian therapist who used to break up a 90 minute massage into three periods, each ending with a SOG. Never asked her if she was a hockey fan.


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[daty869]

that's a great one. Probably somewhat of a break from giving deep massages that require a lot of effort. Long time ago, used to have a Russian therapist who used to break up a 90 minute massage into three periods, each ending with a SOG. Never asked her if she was a hockey fan.


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Gives a new meaning to “pulling the goalie!”

 

[Rockk88]

It would be really difficult not to go past the 2 inch limit !! Must have taken a lot of concentration on your part.
I would be wanting to giver her the whole 3 inches !!! Lol.

 

[Albertaman]

It would be really difficult not to go past the 2 inch limit !! Must have taken a lot of concentration on your part.
I would be wanting to giver her the whole 3 inches !!! Lol.

It took all of my early life training as a Buddhist monk to remain within the requested space. The greatest liberation of body, mind, and soul occurs during confinement. Decided, I will visit again.


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[Paddywack]

When you get a text message from your massage therapist saying you made her sore

 

[Rockk88]

I had a similar experience with a very tight Chinese lady about two years ago, two inches deep and two inches wide was her limits. Will not repeat - took all my efforts to get the head through the gate - kinda like reverse childbirth…..

A lot of Chinese massage girls are great actresses. Great lines like :” oh - you’re so big!“
‘“i never do this before “.
“you are too big - just go in a little”.
“Oh baby, you making me come “.
“ i only do this for you “
”this is the first time i do this !”
etc.

 

[Albertaman]

A lot of Chinese massage girls are great actresses. Great lines like :” oh - you’re so big!“
‘“i never do this before “.
“you are too big - just go in a little”.
“Oh baby, you making me come “.
“ i only do this for you “
”this is the first time i do this !”
etc.

The familiar lines are exactly that. Part of the act. You missed... You So Thick

But don't forget, we are all getting older. Hormonal shifts. Greater challenges for some ladies. Best to be respectful.


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[daty869]

100% agree with get getting older and respect comment, starting to take all night to do what I used to be able to do all night.

 

[Bullet]

A lot of Chinese massage girls are great actresses. Great lines like :” oh - you’re so big!“
‘“i never do this before “.
“you are too big - just go in a little”.
“Oh baby, you making me come “.
“ i only do this for you “
”this is the first time i do this !”
etc.

They BEST part is , Most guys believe them

 

[Albertaman]

They BEST part is , Most guys believe them

Let's face the facts. The illusion is part of the experience. Focused attention, and temporary suspension of reality. The mini vacation. False is real, Real is false. If it were to be just about massage, most people would invest in a high end massage chair, and be done with it. And also, if you happened to turn into a fly, and remained in the room with your favourite semi-legit therapist for an entire 12 hour work day, I bet you would never be seeing her again. We all repeat because we buy into some of the lies, the illusion. Fake is Real. Real is Fake. The Real, Real is pretty Ugly.


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[Yoongshin]

I don’t have any FS experiences as I don’t partake. I have had one woman talk about the “baby” when giving a HJ. Kinda strange dirty talk that didn’t do much for me. Lol And another woman say I was superman while cleaning up due to the volume. I told her that there was more than what came out. She kept going on me and I showed her a second release about 3 minutes later. The next time I went to see her she asked how super “superman” was that day, so I showed her that I could go 4 times in an hour, no massage, just HJ for an hour. Funny thing was, she only wanted the regular fee and standard tip. That reminds me, I should go see her again soon. Lol


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Can we get contact info for the lady that did 4 times?

 

[TJustT]

Can we get contact info for the lady that did 4 times?

No. Too many times information is shared and it ruins the provider and her trust in people or worse, employment is lost.


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