The only massages I've ever gotten are the 'cheap' ones where you just walk into a local salon in a local strip mall and they just throw you on a random table in the back, and it's not very professional, but it's still nice. So.... where would I get a semi-cheap decent massage? That's not more than $40? Does it even exist? Or should I just work on getting a boyfriend and have him do it for free? Lol...That's a whole other can of worms, though...........