What is the best BS Story that you ever told an MPA...? and how many sessions did you continue to add to the lie

[Duzy Kutas]

So you have this great story that you thought about...
how it would be so great to BS to an MPA and she would believe you.... about something you told her you did..
and the next time you went back... you added more details(lies) and just built it up and made up more lies and lies
and she was sooo impressed about it....
and every time you did it you came away from the session trying to think about how you could add to the story..to impress her..


I was lying on my stomach getting my back and legs massaged for 25 min of a 1 hour session today... where the walls are very thin...
and I overheard a crazy totally BS story... from some guy.. and every second sentence was "remember... I told you" and the MPA replied with "Oh Yes... Oh yes..."

wont say where it was.. but sorry if that guy is on here.....even my MPA who saw me laughing at what was heard, said "Old guys have crazy stories"
Its safe to tell everyone here.... no one really knows who you are...

 

[Deleted member 79939]

So you have this great story that you thought about...
how it would be so great to BS to an MPA and she would believe you.... about something you told her you did..
and the next time you went back... you added more details(lies) and just built it up and made up more lies and lies
and she was sooo impressed about it....
and every time you did it you came away from the session trying to think about how you could add to the story..to impress her..


I was lying on my stomach getting my back and legs massaged for 25 min of a 1 hour session today... where the walls are very thin...
and I overheard a crazy totally BS story... from some guy.. and every second sentence was "remember... I told you" and the MPA replied with "Oh Yes... Oh yes..."

wont say where it was.. but sorry if that guy is on here.....even my MPA who saw me laughing at what was heard, said "Old guys have crazy stories"
Its safe to tell everyone here.... no one really knows who you are...

I told her I had depression problems
I got bbbj till now
She works at sunshine