What is Maithili? : Indian literature and Software professional perspective.

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Got this in email a long time back, this is hilarious stuff.

I have edited this a little to better represent it, only the format is edited the text remains the same.

The moral of the exercise is softare professionals are unbeatable at nonsense : :bleh:

here it goes

this was put on intranet for discussion and see how it progresses, the different color of text represents different person.



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Who or what is Maithili, in context of Indian literature?

Maithili is a language spoken in central bihar. It has its own literature.It has its root in the old kingdom of that area.It is similar to Hindi.

Maithili brahmins are known for their gastronome qualities !!

Maithili is a language which derives it's name from the region in Bihar where it is spoken, the old kingdom of Mithla. There is a reference to the area even in Ramayana- Janak( Father of Sita) was king of Mithla and has been referred to as MithlaNaresh at many places in RamCharitraManas therefore Sita was also called Maithili.

Recently one Congress leader, in defense of Sonia, quoted that Sita was also a foreigner because Janakpuri is in Nepal.

God Shiva is also a foreigner because Mt.Kailash is in China. Buddha was also a foreigner because Lumbini(?) is in Nepal. So was Guru Nanak, because Talwandi is in Pakistan. So was Porus. So was ****hari.....

And what about Home minister Advani & Noble Prize winner Economics Dr. Amartya Sen???

Rama was an aryan ; Germans claim to be aryans so Rama was a German &nbs nbsp; Hail Rama....

the argument is wrong. the conclusion is fallacious

After defeating ravana .... Sri Rama flew back in Ravana's pushpak vimana & This is what the Mordern Lufthansa is . It is the modern version of the older pushpaka vimana. The pushpak vimana was "driven" by hansa or swans.... The insignia of Lufthansa is also a swan... This further proves Sri Rama was a German
Hail Rama ....


No, on the contrary it proves that Ravan was a German since it was he who owned the Pushpak Viman. The passengers could belong to any country.

Say this to the DMK and they're gonna kick u!! according to them ravan was a dravidian and was attacked by ram as ram was an aryan. So if ram was a german, and assuming he was a 'hitlerite 'aryan, then ravan must have been a jew!!!


Might be Russians too.. that explains why MK's son is called STALIN.

So, at present we are at a point where MK's son is a Russian, implying MK is a Russian. MK is a ardent follower of Ravan who is a German Jew. Looks like the german govt running Karnataka(see our previous discussions for a proof of it) is conniving with the Russian govt at Tamilnadu (who support German) to fight the Italian Govts reps at 10 Janpath road. Some heavy international politics we have going on here. Wat's d'ya say man!!

According to maxmuller, Aryans came from Middle East.
According to Bal Gangadhar Tilak, Antarctica was the home place of Aryans.
And Swami Dayanand Saraswati says Aryans were originally from India b'coz the place "saptsandhav" that is described many times in their book is nothing but Doab region between Ganga & Jamuna.
And One theory according Bhagwandas is that Aryans were originally from India then they went to middle east and after some time they returned back to India.So there are different theories about the origin of Aryans but recent belief is that only India was their native-land.


OH BOY!! WHO ARE WE?



Let the 'intellectuals' decide... you will know who you are soon enough.


It just occured that a better subject would have been "CRICKET" but this &nbs nbsp; one stopped ...."Are our cricketers Aryans/Germans ?" So we got to solve this one !


Germans don't play cricket. So cricketers can't be germans. QED



Indians invented the decimal system. Ravan(Jew) had ten heads, Ram's father(aryan + German)had ten chariots (Dash-rath) etc.Thus , the base is 10. There fore they are all Indians



How logical!! Now I could easily prove that even Africans are Aryans. They have 10 fingers- so they are aryans. They have 10 toes on their feet - so they are aryans. Thanks for proving that all are aryans.


Then even monkeys are aryans!!!!!!(I think they too have 10 fingers). That's what ramayan says. So all vanars were also aryans!!!


No, Only the native of Haryana are are aryans b'coz U just remove the 'H' in Haryana so it becomes aryana.Agreed or not????


Let me get it clear.Are u suggesting that all people in haryana are monkeys?????


B'cas only teachers (arya's) are aryans. So all software engr's are dravidians.


Your theory only proves that Software engineers are not aryans.Therefore they can be any thing other than aryans and not only dravidians.


My theory is first step to identify software engrs.I'm more interested in showing that software engrs are not monkeys (bcas they are not aryans) which my house owner believes!!!


We sit before the monitor staring into the pixels, making faces the whole day like monkeys. And you claim that you are not in this monkey business? Beats me!!


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this discussion proves the theory put forward earlier Software professionals are unbeatable at nonsense activity.

 

[Dan James]

Doc, can u plz write a small summary for above post?

 

[so.moon]

sandeep : the talk described here is the transcript of the messages exchanged over lan.

a person starts the discussion with a simple question who or what is maithili?

the question is answered in first two or three answers but the discussion goes on from there which does not even have any base of discussion. so assume that one person is asking or commenting and other replies.

colour is different for different person, so person in orange is more active here. hope it is clear here.