Virtue Health Centre

[SlimShady]

• Virtue Health Centre 2109 Edmonton Tr. N.E 403 456 7181
  
  
  
  
  
  This place used to be Harmony Health. For a short time it seemed to be closed. It's now open as Virtue. I read in the Calgary Sun that it was new owners so I thought to stop in. I would think that it also meant new staff.
  
  When I entered it looked like the same place as before. I didn't recognize the staff so I can only assume they are new.
  
  I paid the entrance fee of $40 for a half hour. It was a long walk up Edmonton Trail so I thought I would take the massage to soothe my weary soul. It was freezing out and the warm room was a nice treat. My coke bottle glasses fogged up quickly so I removed them as well as my clothes.
  Soon I was laying on the table getting cozy not knowing who I would get.
  
  I'm lying face down on the table and the door opens. Maggie walks in wearing a white lab coat. Well that's hot I think to myself. A moment later she took it off. That's a good start. Being blind and lying on my stomach I couldn't see what she was wearing underneath but I let her start the massage.
  
  There was a minimal amount of massaging. Perhaps 5 minutes or so. Then I was told to flip. What? So soon? I could see where this is going. A quick money grabbing session I thought. Well I guess when I flip over I'll make sure the massage lasts the full session.
  
  What luck when I flipped over. She was wearing spandex pants and a corset like top. Very nice. Not what I was expecting. Tight pants and some skin showing. What a way to get me interested. Some broken English as to what I would like. I mentioned that I would like a HJ. She moved my hand to her ass and asked if that is all that I would like. Perhaps. What else was on the menu? Well HJ was. BJ was. And FS was.
  
  She asked how much I would like to spend. I paused. I asked her what the damage was for FS. She said $200.
  
  Challenge accepted.
  
  
  I countered with a lower amount of $150. Funny thing is I should have double checked how much I had brought with me. She said sure. I got my naked butt off the table and went into my shoe for the rest of the money. A quick count and I found out I was short by $20. Rather than ask for FS for $130 I mentioned that I didn't have the full amount and I hopped back on the table and I would just take a HJ. She asked how much I had. I told her and she said that it would be fine. My lucky day she said.
  
  Sounds good to me.
  
  I removed her clothing and she got a condom and away we went at it. I can't remember if there was a CBJ or not. I know there was a few positions and some complaining about size. I hate being small. She had a decent enough body on her. I figure her to be mid 30's or so. I'm not a great judge of age with no eyesight, a darkroom and an Asian lady. It was a good time. VFM was middle of the road.
  
  
  
  I Am.
  
  Enjoying My Lucky Day.
  
  SlimShady.​
  
  

 

[willybilly]

As much as i take the extras, I do want my massage. being told to flip over after it feels like 7 minutes makes me mad........then i get the HJ and feel way better...lol

 

[nery25]

Another great review Slim - way to bargain her down - hope she was worth it!!

 

[Unregistered]

Thanks SlimShady for your recent reviews. I love your sense of humor and really enjoy reading your posts.
You should be hired as a "massage inspector" by this forum

 

[SlimShady]

Thanks for the kind words. I try my best. Just a pooner trying to help others out when I can.