She is one of the more interesting MPs. Here's my story.
As already noted, she is a chatmassageplanetox. Not much chance to have a relaxing masage with her nattering away. Frankly, most of what she said were her tales about her heart of gold, and this quickly got tiresome. Don't tell me how great you are, show me your greatness. Despite all her nattering, it was tolerable because she has a very sexy accent.
During the hour message she must have said about half a dozen times that her husband, having worked the night shift, was asleep in a nearby bedroom. The irony here is that she was making all the noise with all of her talking. Question: was her talk about a husband nearby true or a ruse to keep me well behaved? This was my first visit to her.
When I was preparing to leave her place, I noticed another pair of male shoes near my shoes. The other shoes were not there when I arrived, and she never left the room once the massage began. Question: did her husband or one of her sons arrive home during the massage or another ruse? It is possible she put the shoes next to mine after I had arrived and gone upstairs and before she joined me in the room. Why? Possible a deception to give the idea that we were not alone in the house.
One of the ripping yarns she told me during the massage was about a customer who showed up at her place for a massage. During the massage, her doorbell rang repeatedly and there was a pounding on the front door. When she got to the door, it was the cops. Apparently, the guy she was massaging had a short time earlier knifed a guy. The punchline of the story was that when the cops arrested the guy in her room, there was a large knife in his possession. The lesson she claimed to learn from this incident was to never take clients whose phone number is blocked. Makes sense, but another problem: when I made my appointment that day, I called from a blocked number. If she didn't take appointments from guys with blocked numbers, why did she take me?
Before she began the massage, she asked me what kind of rub I wanted, and when I told her, she started with my request, but within 5 minutes, she changed the massage to a much firmer style.
Now the gritty nitty. During the massage she spent several minutes touching my boys, and the contact was intentional. Finally, she asked me if I wanted a HJ. I then asked if there were any other menu items to which she said no. I declined the HJ because of the weird atmosphere of the expereince.
Will I go back? Yes. As noted, she is quite sexy and her massage skill is fine. My sense is that as a valued client, you might have access to a wider menu. Frankly, on the day I visited her, I put up with all of her chatter and weird stories because I was hoping there was going to be a bang at the end. It didn't happen. That there is a chance it could happen down the road is the reason I will see her again.
Finally, a poster wrote that one should be respectful to her. That should be true to all MPs, but yeah, you will catch more flies with honey with her.