Figured because it was kind of rainy and cold that the Pony likely wouldn't even start let alone take me anywhere, but holy crap, my lucky day, not only did the piece of shit start but it actually made it out of the driveway and down the hill. I had to get out and push it up the other side, but that was a small sacrifice to pay for what was coming.
Before I went out to try and start the '76 Hyundai Pony, I had an itch that needed scratching, so I looked around for the Gold Bond Powder and found an old used condom. That immediately reminded me that I was horney and needed to do something about it.
Not being an adventurous lad, other than that gawdam car I drive, that's a frickin' adventure everyday, I decided to give a couple of the ladies that I frequent on an irregular basis a call. If I would remember to write down their numbers it would sure make things easier, but I didn't so I had to move onto the next plan.
Called an old friend up and asked what she was up to. Made the arrangements and headed out the door. Arrived at the agreed upon time and was greeted with a huge smile and great hug. My back was acting up from pushing that damn car up all those hills, so we spent the first while on an actual massage table getting the kinks worked out. Turns out she is actually a certified massage therapist. Who knew?
So while the back is getting tuned up, we're chatting and she tells me that she has pretty much taken the whole spring and summer off doing other things and that's it been awhile and that I might be in for a bit of a surprise.
The back was feeling pretty good now, so I flipped over and there was some immediate attention paid to another aching part of my body. We retired to the boudoir where the few clothes she had left on disappeared quickly and the fun began. All I can tell you is she loves the DATY, lots of thrashing and moaning and all the appropriate sounds. Found a little vibe tucked away and introduced that into the play. HOLY SHIT! Shoulda found that little sucker sooner. She loves it. After some extended play, she starts shaking and vibrating and I'm thinking she's gone into convulsions. Nope, just the Big O and now it's my turn.
Great CBJ, great CG and lots of cuddling. Gotta love it.
Oh, who was this? Why, Tessy of course. After the spring and summer off, she's feels like a virgin all over again, coulda fooled me
Before I went out to try and start the '76 Hyundai Pony, I had an itch that needed scratching, so I looked around for the Gold Bond Powder and found an old used condom. That immediately reminded me that I was horney and needed to do something about it.
Not being an adventurous lad, other than that gawdam car I drive, that's a frickin' adventure everyday, I decided to give a couple of the ladies that I frequent on an irregular basis a call. If I would remember to write down their numbers it would sure make things easier, but I didn't so I had to move onto the next plan.
Called an old friend up and asked what she was up to. Made the arrangements and headed out the door. Arrived at the agreed upon time and was greeted with a huge smile and great hug. My back was acting up from pushing that damn car up all those hills, so we spent the first while on an actual massage table getting the kinks worked out. Turns out she is actually a certified massage therapist. Who knew?
So while the back is getting tuned up, we're chatting and she tells me that she has pretty much taken the whole spring and summer off doing other things and that's it been awhile and that I might be in for a bit of a surprise.
The back was feeling pretty good now, so I flipped over and there was some immediate attention paid to another aching part of my body. We retired to the boudoir where the few clothes she had left on disappeared quickly and the fun began. All I can tell you is she loves the DATY, lots of thrashing and moaning and all the appropriate sounds. Found a little vibe tucked away and introduced that into the play. HOLY SHIT! Shoulda found that little sucker sooner. She loves it. After some extended play, she starts shaking and vibrating and I'm thinking she's gone into convulsions. Nope, just the Big O and now it's my turn.
Great CBJ, great CG and lots of cuddling. Gotta love it.
Oh, who was this? Why, Tessy of course. After the spring and summer off, she's feels like a virgin all over again, coulda fooled me