"Texas Baby"
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in
the bar and announced that his wife had
just produced a typical Texas baby,
weighing a whopping twenty pounds.
"WOW!" was the response from everyone
at the bar.
Two weeks later the Texan returned to the
bar. The bartender recognized him and
asked, "Aren't you the father of the baby
that weighed twenty pounds at birth? How
much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "10 pounds."
The bartender said, "Why? I know that
babies lose some weight after birth, but
ten pounds? He did weigh twenty pounds,
didn't he? What happened?
The proud Texas father said, "Just had
him circumcised!"