Sweet Alice Yonge And Sheppard

[Massagie888]

Saw this lady a while back based on reviews and I would say overall only an ok session and would not repeat. Just so tired of all the shills pumping these crusty hoes and tricking the lurkers on here into thinking they are supermodels.

Shes mid 50s for sure possibly 60.

Face - 6 - Nothing special typical shanghai look, no surgeries but you can tell her age on her face. Looks better with glasses

Body - 5.5 - Shes slim thats about all thats good. Boobs small, no ass, believe it or not shes also kinda fat for a skinny girl. Not tight, a lot of flab and loose skin look up "skinny fat" and you will know what I mean.

Service - 8 - Her service is good and another highlight. She likes to "seduce" her customers and she gives a decent slo blow and you can CIM. Didnt end up fucking her as shes too old and not good looking enough for me. Gave an ok massage at the end.

Attitude - 8 - Shes got a decent attitude and makes small talk.

If you are part of the over 60 and white crowd shes probably a good meal for them, or if you have a gilf fetish.

 

[Ursus]

Alice's boobs are not small at all Slag/IronHearted/Quickdraw/Massagie888.

Obviously, you just want to Troll and attack all the girls I like.

Ridiculous.

 

[Massagie888]

Alice's boobs are not small at all Slag/IronHearted/Quickdraw/Massagie888.

Obviously, you just want to Troll and attack all the girls I like.

Ridiculous.

Shes a B+ max I consider that small. Im not trying to troll anyone but give a real review versus you shills who keeps saying these women are sex goddesses and stunningly beautiful, vs the reality of them being average skilled grandmas. Disgusting.

 

[Massagie888]

Also, troll all the girls you like lol. Have you even seen Alice in the last year?

I agreed with you that Sora was not worth it unless its 5AM.

Why dont you actually shill a worthhile asian agency girl and maybe I wont have to give these REALITY reviews, versus the fantasy you write. Ridiculous.

 

[Ursus]

Alice would not want me to comment on our relationship or review her, if indeed I had seen her recently. So, I can't confirm or deny that I have seen her.

And I stand by my assertion that Alice is extremely pretty. Absolutely, looks like a beautiful doll. If you like mature asians from the mainland that are delicate and gentle, Alice is your go to lady. No one better in the mature Asian category.

Alice is worth $250 an hour. She only charges $200. She gifts her clients with the $50 lower fee amount. Its like Christmas time every appt with her.

 

[Massagie888]

Alice would not want me to comment on our relationship or review her, if indeed I had seen her recently. So, I can't confirm or deny that I have seen her.

And I stand by my assertion that Alice is extremely pretty. Absolutely, looks like a beautiful doll. If you like mature asians from the mainland that are delicate and gentle, Alice is your go to lady. No one better in the mature Asian category.

Alice is worth $250 an hour. She only charges $200. She gifts her clients with the $50 lower fee amount. Its like Christmas time every appt with her.

You are entitled to your opinion, if you think shes pretty good for you, but you should let people know you are old and white that way it makes sens your standards are low for asians.

To say she is worth $250/hr is laughable. Dont kid yourself these are money hungry whores if she could charge $250 she would, but at that price you would be her only customer if you even see her outside your imagination.

Theres a reason these old ladies are located Yonge/sheppard and not Yonge/finch its bc they dont want direct competition from the asian agencies. At $250/hr shes priced higher than most of the asian agency girls and just $10 less than VIP girls several decades younger than her.

Ridiculous.

 

[Ursus]

Alice could EASILY get $250 per hour. If you become her regular, she won't even care about the money and will let you stay beyond your appt time - many times over. If she was money hungry, she would never do that with her clients. Alice is a giving person, so she shows kindness to those that are kind to her. She is very special. Alice, as is most Asians, is well-off. She isn't hooking for the money. She could retire now and never have to work again. She has real estate throughout Toronto and also back in China. She has 50 times the money that I will ever have.

Alice is a Doll. Plain and simple. Very pretty, very giving. Great skill. Great provider. If you know of a mature better than her, I would love to hear your suggestion. Without any doubt, Alice is the nicest and most giving to her clients as compared to any other escort I know of in the industry. If you meet Alice and aren't thoroughly impressed, well, you might as well quit the hobby. Because she is amazing.

 

[Ursus]

And btw, I have livedd in China and Japan before. I have had more than 30 Asian girlfriends in my life and I have been married and divorced to my current wife for 18 years. So, I think I know what is beautiful in the Asian world. Asian men always try to put down white men by saying 'you don't know what is beautiful for Asian eyes'. That is like me saying to all Asian men - 'Well, since you aren't white, you don't know true caucasion beauty'.

And I am such a purist in terms of beauty, I don' consider Korean girls who colour their hair and get extensive surgery to be beautiful. That's equivalent to buying a Mercedes Benz and putting a soup can exhaust on the back, tinting the windows and applying an aftermarket ground kit all in an effort to make it look bad-ass. Not for me. Just like plastic surgery and orange hair isn't for me. You should see Angela with her hair naturally black. She looks fucking amazing. Angela has really pretty eyes and when her hair is naturally black, her eyes stand out even more. Instant erection.

 

[Massagie888]

Alice could EASILY get $250 per hour. If you become her regular, she won't even care about the money and will let you stay beyond your appt time - many times over. If she was money hungry, she would never do that with her clients. Alice is a giving person, so she shows kindness to those that are kind to her. She is very special. Alice, as is most Asians, is well-off. She isn't hooking for the money. She could retire now and never have to work again. She has real estate throughout Toronto and also back in China. She has 50 times the money that I will ever have.

Alice is a Doll. Plain and simple. Very pretty, very giving. Great skill. Great provider. If you know of a mature better than her, I would love to hear your suggestion. Without any doubt, Alice is the nicest and most giving to her clients as compared to any other escort I know of in the industry. If you meet Alice and aren't thoroughly impressed, well, you might as well quit the hobby. Because she is amazing.

Im sure she has a lot of money, pretty sure I saw her in a benz SUV one time. Most of the popular girls in the industry have a ton of cash, they traded money for any chance at love. Dont get me wrong they usually have 3-4 "BFs" on the line but they are broken and will never experience love in their life. Hard tradeoff...

I still dont understand hookers who would still suck and fuck random dudes if they are well off. I also dont understand "well off" ones that live in kinda shithole apartments (alice, angela). If you have enough cash u can just live off residuals.The risk would be too high for me but then again I never understood #HOELOGIC

If you like her thats great, keep booking her if you can lol

 

[Massagie888]

And btw, I have livedd in China and Japan before. I have had more than 30 Asian girlfriends in my life and I have been married and divorced to my current wife for 18 years. So, I think I know what is beautiful in the Asian world. Asian men always try to put down white men by saying 'you don't know what is beautiful for Asian eyes'. That is like me saying to all Asian men - 'Well, since you aren't white, you don't know true caucasion beauty'.

And I am such a purist in terms of beauty, I don' consider Korean girls who colour their hair and get extensive surgery to be beautiful. That's equivalent to buying a Mercedes Benz and putting a soup can exhaust on the back, tinting the windows and applying an aftermarket ground kit all in an effort to make it look bad-ass. Not for me. Just like plastic surgery and orange hair isn't for me. You should see Angela with her hair naturally black. She looks fucking amazing. Angela has really pretty eyes and when her hair is naturally black, her eyes stand out even more. Instant erection.

Just because you banged a lot of low quality women in asia doesnt mean you are some sort of expert lol.

Theres a reason the asian agencies always put their most shit/ugly girls downtown and not in the chinese hoods, its because white people usually have low standards for asian girls lol

 

[Ursus]

Im sure she has a lot of money, pretty sure I saw her in a benz SUV one time. Most of the popular girls in the industry have a ton of cash, they traded money for any chance at love. Dont get me wrong they usually have 3-4 "BFs" on the line but they are broken and will never experience love in their life. Hard tradeoff...

I still dont understand hookers who would still suck and fuck random dudes if they are well off. I also dont understand "well off" ones that live in kinda shithole apartments (alice, angela). If you have enough cash u can just live off residuals.The risk would be too high for me but then again I never understood #HOELOGIC

If you like her thats great, keep booking her if you can lol

Your posts are garbage. She doesn't drive, you idiot. If you are going to slander girls, at least do your research and get your information posted correctly.

 

[Massagie888]

Your posts are garbage. She doesn't drive, you idiot. If you are going to slander girls, at least do your research and get your information posted correctly.

I said "pretty sure" could be wrong.

If you are going to shill girls at least choose ones worth shilling for lol

 

[Ursus]

If you had visited her and had known her as you claim, you would know she doesn't drive. You posted it because you are just guessing. You haven't seen Alice.

We all know you are a troll. As I said, if you are going to post fake reviews and info, get your facts straight before you post.

 

[Massagie888]

If you had visited her and had known her as you claim, you would know she doesn't drive. You posted it because you are just guessing. You haven't seen Alice.

We all know you are a troll. As I said, if you are going to post fake reviews and info, get your facts straight before you post.

Why would I know that? I dont ask escorts about their life story like you when Im just looking for a suck and fuck lol

 

[Ursus]

You don't know it because you have never seen her. Your posts are fake. We all know it. Go reinvent another handle and then try to troll us again. At least make it somewhat hard to guess.

As I said, if you are going to post fake reviews and info, get your info right before your post.

 

[Massagie888]

You don't know it because you have never seen her. Your posts are fake. We all know it. Go reinvent another handle and then try to troll us again. At least make it somewhat hard to guess.

As I said, if you are going to post fake reviews and info, get your info right before your post.

The only reviews that are fake are the shill ones that you post! You have a 22 page thread shilling one girl lol.

What special favors are these girls giving you? At least Gene Kelly was able to get something very special from them in return for all the shilling lol

 

[Ursus]

Again, you know nothing at all about the industry. Gene Kelly will promote any girl that texts him. He loves when escorts text him. He lives for that. He feels like he is successful and sexy if a paid hooker messages him on a regular basis.

Take any escort, no matter what, and if she starts texting Gene, he will promote her. It has nothing to do with the girl and everything to do with Gene's low self-esteem.

 

[Hangdai]

I think Massagie888 is just Ironhearted. I've yet to see any review that would be real.

We know from his recent bullshit review of Angela, all he's doing is digging up old info and trying to add his own spin to it.

It's very obvious from his Alice review, he hasn't actually seen her, only copied some snippets of info from other reviews.

botton line, you're a troll , just here to stir up shit.

 

[Ursus]

Massagie888 is IronHearted. And Quickdraw. And Slag. And DickSlinger. And over 40 other handles. Imagine the type of psycho loser you have to be in order to stalk online forums and try to harass escorts with fake numbers and abusive texts messages, all because you can't outsmart or win against Ursus. Massagie888 has been harassing Angela by text in hopes that she drops me as a client.

Ridiculous little bitch.

As I said, Massagie888 is the type of guy that would look down at the ground if I were to walk up to him and start a coflict with him. He is weak and he displays weakness on the boards.
I feel so sorry for Daniella, having to put up with him for the almost full year that she had to. No one should have to put with a guy like Massagie888.

And all he can do is post fake reviews because he doesn't have enough money to actually visit the girls he posts about. So, not only is he a stalker, but he is poor too. That's the worst type of combination. And addicted sex hunter, with a psycho attitude, but too poor to actually book the girls he talks about.

 

[Massagie888]

I think Massagie888 is just Ironhearted. I've yet to see any review that would be real.

We know from his recent bullshit review of Angela, all he's doing is digging up old info and trying to add his own spin to it.

It's very obvious from his Alice review, he hasn't actually seen her, only copied some snippets of info from other reviews.

botton line, you're a troll , just here to stir up shit.

I have definitely seen her and angela, you just have low standards for asians.

Dont take it personally many asian guys have low standards for white girls.

And to all the lurkers on here clearly dont listen to this guy he a shill for alice, his fucking avatar is sweet alice for fucks sake lol