Spa Etiquette (semi legit & holistic)

[NoobJohn]

Wondering what is the proper thing to do after an attendant walk you to the room and leave for you to change. For both semi-legit and holistic places.

Are you supposed to remove all your clothes and lie down flat on your stomach and cover yourself while waiting for her or do you just sit naked on the massage table? If there is a shower, are you supposed to shower first?

 

[OG_funguy]

You can do any of those but most guys probably lie down naked on their stomach...

If you want to increase your chances of better mileage, then take a shower first...but I don't find this necessary if you are clean to begin with

 

[Pay2Play]

Wondering what is the proper thing to do after an attendant walk you to the room and leave for you to change. For both semi-legit and holistic places.

Are you supposed to remove all your clothes and lie down flat on your stomach and cover yourself while waiting for her or do you just sit naked on the massage table? If there is a shower, are you supposed to shower first?

I’d recommend a different hobby until you’re old enough to vote.

 

[Sajam Enjoyer]

It all depends, I've read people here with all sorts of routines they do when visiting girls they know or new girls. Its really up to you and what you want to do. Some swear by certain things like showering at the spa and making sure she hears you shower, or sitting up first until she arrives will improve your experience, but its all hypothetical as it could be a number of other things (like just being a pleasant person) that 'rewarded' you with the good session.

If you're already freshly showered and smell like lavender or timber, no reason to shower beforehand as you can just user it after to clean off the oil.

 

[daty869]

Even if I am freshly showered I arrive 5 minutes early, especially for someone I have not seen before, and let her know I showered just before leaving home and just need a quick one, I wrap the towel around my waist and wait for her to come in and ask if a sheet is required, often the lady will come in early and help you to towel off…or cover you up….at least you know ahead of time how its gonna go…

 

[Forceuser]

My experience says it is purely based on the attendant. I had asked one time and they indicated if there is a in room shower they want you to take one even if u may have taken shower 10 mins back.. esp at high mileage one. On the second part.. lying on back or sitting on table - if it is holistic they will talk extras first while semi place they will ask you to lie on you back and cover with towel until like half way through the massage.

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[JaimeWolf]

Wondering what is the proper thing to do after an attendant walk you to the room and leave for you to change. For both semi-legit and holistic places.

Are you supposed to remove all your clothes and lie down flat on your stomach and cover yourself while waiting for her or do you just sit naked on the massage table? If there is a shower, are you supposed to shower first?

Never been to a semi legit. At a holistic I always shower before the session, then sit or stand naked while getting my MassagePlanet review template loaded up on my phone.

 

[35studio]

Never been to a semi legit. At a holistic I always shower before the session, then sit or stand naked while getting my MassagePlanet review template loaded up on my phone.

You needed to assert dominance as they walk in and do the Captain Morgan pose with you junk out and your phone visible to massage planet so she see your serious about the visit ...

 

[derekgbob1980]

Never been to a semi but in holistic, it depends on who the attendant is. If she's hot, I'll sit/stand up with my junk out and be very assertive about what I want, prices, etc. If she's mediocre or just downright ugly (and i'm too lazy to leave), I'll lie down on my stomach and let them initiate. I've had a few times where the girl wasn't sober and just did everything without leaving the room. I had to remind them of the room fee a few times lol thats more likely to happen at night.

 

[BS4ME]

I always try to arrive 5-10 min early. (you get to see if you get fresh one or if she if just finishing up with another session) (you don't waste your time to shower if you get into the room slightly earlier)

I always leave my wallet. Watches. Phone in the car. You don't wanna forget your shit there. Sometimes after a crazy sessions your mind isn't in the right places lol.

I put some cologne on to smell nice and fresh. Some of them like that kinda thing.

Even when I don't shower (bc I don't feel like it since I've taken a shower in the morning) I tell them I'm gonna take one to make them think I'm freshly clean. I'll run the shower for 2-3 min without getting in and turn it off. I always stand up to wait for them to come into the room. So they can get a good look at you and you can get a good look at them.

I specifically ask them for hand sanatizer if you wanna get a higher % chance to do some PR.

I'm always polite and ask them if they can be touched first before I do so.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

The first time with a new MPA is all about trust. They want to know that they are safe (men are usually much bigger and stronger), that you have the cash to pay them, that you will respect their boundaries, and not be any kind of problem. They always have a script that they follow, and it is better to just let them do their thing. If they say get undressed and get on the table, do that. If they say take a shower, do it even if you showered just before. If they ask to be paid first, and you are okay with the service offered, do that. Be polite and friendly, and always let the MPA feel like she is in control. If the session is disappointing just do not go back. If the session is particularly good or bad write about it here. First times are investments in future sessions. At my favorite MP they know what I like, they trust me, they never talk about money and they always make me feel welcome.

A couple of weeks ago I passed an MP on Yonge St, near Wellesley, and saw a big guy of about 60 years leave the place with a big sheep dog. Do not bring a dog with you (at least the first time)!

 

[OG_funguy]

The first time with a new MPA is all about trust. They want to know that they are safe (men are usually much bigger and stronger), that you have the cash to pay them, that you will respect their boundaries, and not be any kind of problem. They always have a script that they follow, and it is better to just let them do their thing. If they say get undressed and get on the table, do that. If they say take a shower, do it even if you showered just before. If they ask to be paid first, and you are okay with the service offered, do that. Be polite and friendly, and always let the MPA feel like she is in control. If the session is disappointing just do not go back. If the session is particularly good or bad write about it here. First times are investments in future sessions. At my favorite MP they know what I like, they trust me, they never talk about money and they always make me feel welcome.

A couple of weeks ago I passed an MP on Yonge St, near Wellesley, and saw a big guy of about 60 years leave the place with a big sheep dog. Do not bring a dog with you (at least the first time)!

Spot on, good advice

 

[tsgarp101]

leave the place with a big sheep dog

Maybe the session was with the dog???

 

[Deleted member 105339]

The first time with a new MPA is all about trust. They want to know that they are safe (men are usually much bigger and stronger), that you have the cash to pay them, that you will respect their boundaries, and not be any kind of problem. They always have a script that they follow, and it is better to just let them do their thing. If they say get undressed and get on the table, do that. If they say take a shower, do it even if you showered just before. If they ask to be paid first, and you are okay with the service offered, do that. Be polite and friendly, and always let the MPA feel like she is in control. If the session is disappointing just do not go back. If the session is particularly good or bad write about it here. First times are investments in future sessions. At my favorite MP they know what I like, they trust me, they never talk about money and they always make me feel welcome.

A couple of weeks ago I passed an MP on Yonge St, near Wellesley, and saw a big guy of about 60 years leave the place with a big sheep dog. Do not bring a dog with you (at least the first time)!

At least, do not bring a dog the 1st time!

 

[LoinHeart Charley]

Check if installed hidden cameras

 

[Deleted member 105339]

Check if installed hidden cameras

So you can make sure they get your good side?

 

[Sawmind007]

Check if installed hidden cameras

How do u check?

 

[Balsafire]

How do u check?

Vsual check, then use your phone & look for bluetooth devices to pair.

 

[LoinHeart Charley]

How do u check?

Install a hidden camera detector app

 

[Chris Rockman]

Install a hidden camera detector app

Good to know.