Sirena

[AJ crab rrg |=(]

I had been meaning to give Sirena a call after meeting her at a party in January, but with all the stuff one has to try and cram in to their day, I just never got around to it. So, the other day, when the temperature warmed up enough for the '76 Hyundai to actually start, I called her and set up a date. That was easy enough, given it only took one call.

About a half hour before the scheduled time, I called to confirm, and was told she'd be waiting for me. Went outside and fired up the Pony and was greatly surprised when the rusty bucket of shit actually turned over. Not wanting to blow this opportunity, I threw a piece of plywood over the spring that jams me in the ass in the front seat and set out to hook up with the lovely Sirena.

Pulled up in front of her establishment and shut the Pony off, and listened to it diesel for about 3 minutes. I really have to quit trying to burn that vegetable oil shit in it. i was met at the door by Sirena in some of the tightest jeans I have ever seen. That girl has one nice tight ass ... umm ummm ummmm.

We sat and chit chatted for a few minutes and she told me about some of her adventures abroad. She's traveled to some of the places that I've coloured in in the book my care giver gave me, so I was pretty impressed.

Sirena is a registered and certified masseuse and the massage was awesome. Having lost a bet with her, I had to massage her first though. She hopped up on the table and went into the "ok, tease me" pose. You know the one guys, arms hanging over the edges of the table in case she rubs her crotch against your elbow and legs spread apart to encourage the teasing. Well, you can imagine that I am full of restraint and I never touched anything ... ya right.

After demonstrating my total ineptness at massage, she flipped over on her own and said "You can get naughty if you want". Well, Momma didn't raise no dummies (ok, except for buying the '76 Hyundai Pony part) and as "good ole JR" would say ''Bidnez is about to pick up". And pick up it did. That girl is good at what she does. My only regret is that I only booked for an hour, I should have booked longer.

We bounced around on the massage table, then the bed, then back on the massage table for a bit and I finally ran out of steam. She then says come take a shower with me. Well, lemme tell ya boys, it's worth it just to shower with this woman. Next time, we're going to start showering about 10 minutes earlier then we did this time.

I have to admit that the No DATY rule concerned me at first, but after I managed to get that piece of shit car started and I was rolling down the road again, I realized that I had not really missed it at all given all the other activities that we engaged in. In a side note, Sirena is one of the best kissers I have ever come across. I would suggest that Sirena is definitely as close to a GFE as you're going to find if you can deal with the NO DATY part.

I don't do the scale, her rates are published and would i repeat? Yes, but for a longer period of time. An hour just ain't enough.

she's gr888888888888888888

So says Tony

 

[Gerry C]

The review was gr8!!!

Nice to see you saw her finally....too bad no one was there to clean up after you two....LMAO

 

[Maya Issa]

Hey JGr8

I also had a GR888888 time with you and I think you are right 1 hour is maybe not enough time. I do offer longer times so feel free to ask anytime.

Lever honey yes I guess you should have been here to clean up after us as I hear you enjoy doing it LMAO.


Kisses
Sirena

 

[vicki_gratt63]

lol We don't call him Lever the condom picker upper for nothing.

 

[Bec]

Glad you had a great time with Sirena, she is awesome and you are right, the best damn kisser in town...nice review.

 

[what?]

Well Olmac your not a bad kisser yourself. And yes it was a great time.

Kisses
Sirena