Sexist Jokes (Both Ways)

[Jack A]

All of these made me lol. They're good! =]
I'm not sexist, but they're funny.

 

[Katelyn]

LMAO omg that's funny...

 

[Cissy]

xD, Laughed a little.

 

[leviathan74666]

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, ‘what’s sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?' The woman replies, 'its Keith, the midget...

 

[aaahyeaaa]

Because the dog one reminded me of it:

How do you know whether your dog or your wife is better? Lock them both in your trunk for 12 hours and see which one is happy to see you when you let them out.

 

[Oh Balls!]

your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is shouting you at the front door........ who do you let in first??

The Dog , it will stop barking when you let him in.


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How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont there is a clock on the cooker

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Why do women want to be as equal as men? If i was a woman i would want to be better , that shows lack of ambition to me wich is why men are better.

pure lolz

More to come soon.

 

[karazyal]

Q:What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
A:One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.

 

[Nero]

Q: What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?

A: Made the chain too long.

 

[Twfvrbagtd]

Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they're coming or going.

 

[ehui]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
-Nothing, you already told her twice.

 

[killerbeess]

You are all welcome to contribute your own jokes if you know some !

 

[Willedaigh]

LOL that was funny.

 

[Aquella BSL=BS]

I'm very sexist.

Ahaha, I giggled.

 

[Riley]

I laughed pretty hard. Sexism is funny.

 

[Hubert Cumberdale]

Eventhough these jokes are disliked, they can be very funny and people with a good sense of humor will even laugh if the joke is about their ***.

Here is my first contribution.