Serious question, what do you do if start to enjoy a massage too much and

[Ginger Billy]

"it" starts to move? A real massage by a professional who does not do happy endings.

I've heard that somethings they throw an extra towel on you and will ignore it, but I've also heard if they are uncomfortable they'll ask you to leave.

I love getting a massage, but am afraid of having an incident because last time "it" started to move.
Nude? Usually I just have the towel on, but I wouldn't call that nude, except maybe when they move it around to do your hips and stuff. Then things get a bit "cheeky". But no issues then. More of a thigh issue.

 

[Jessica M]

Smile, say 'sorry' and trust that the masseuse is a professional; this sort of thing happens, it's only natural. Have a towel on if you're shy.
Some people become so relaxed that they pass gas. They are also used to this.

 

[Mrs Emma K Doc Prof Santa]

You can always try to think about something that turns you off? lol

 

[kansasfan]

Wow, I watched the film "Couples Retreat" last night and the same thing happened to one of the guys there... He tried to put the blame on the massage girl though, it was funny.

Just enjoy your massage and don't care about that. But don't let yourself too free.

 

[Ron Brgundy]

If they give you a hard time just say "boys have a penis girls have a vagina" and then she'll be like "thanks for the tip"

 

[Soundgardener1980]

Haha, good question, surely they must be used to it from 50 % of the guys that go to them, but I dont know tbh, it would be well embarrassing

 

[icarus62]

Depends where you go and who is doing it. If you're nude, they might cover it up, but if you've been a few times and they can see you're cool about it and don't expect anything they're not going to give you, then they'll probably just ignore it and carry on. They're not going to ask you to leave unless you do or say something inappropriate.