Say whatever fucked up thing is in your head thread!

[Short_and_Sweet]

Anything goes as long as its legal! Kinda!:ugeek:


Women need to start wearing see through pants in public!

 

[b2fnow]

Or no pants at all!

I need a nakation. :roll:

 

[bluareochick8]

And they should give a head to random guys on the streets

 

[Kathryn]

and in restaurants, too! :

 

[Liz]

Hell! yea!! LMAO!

 

[Laura L]

So I'm wondering if you guys ever feel like it's false advertising when a woman wears a padded bra/padded ass/spanx? I mean, at some point all that stuff comes off (and in the case of spanx, is it ever like biscuits exploding from the can?)

Or at that point are you just so happy to see a naked woman that you don't care?

It seems like more of a lie than makeup. and why wear something that's gonna attract Boobguys if that's not your best feature? :roll:

 

[Daniel John]

I hate when that happens Sillygirl. It is mother of false advertising imo!

And I really hate the guy who created photoshop and let agencies/spas/indies use it!!

 

[wiemercats]

who cares!

My left nut hurts a little today

 

[jessica deanna saucedo]

I fucked readhead and blonde this morning. Redhead was crazy

 

[Praful]

At the same time? That would be quite a banner morning.



I never said I live by Try everything once. I said I ask myself if I think I would look back and regret not doing something. 98% of the time, the answer is No, I don't care that much.

But if it's the other 2%, I pay attention to that....most of my genuine regrets to-date aren't things I did, they're things I didn't do.

 

[Ronny]

Black men have bigger dicks than White men.

 

[Shylah]

I need a blow job soon.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I need to fuck soon can live without the BJ.

 

[glendiva1968]

 

[jo n jo]

My dick is so big, and my balls are sweaty!

 

[Lizzy]

I got a kink in my back above my left shoulder blade. I really need a therapeutic massage.

 

[Becham]

My dogs feet smell like Doritos.

 

[J.J.]

 

[Rose S]

I love it! lol

Thanks!

 

[manstar375]

I need to get laid