Review Ryan at Classic Spa 😞

[Ruts]

Hey everyone,

Was driving through the area and decided to check out Classic Spa. Years ago, I had a great session with Monique.

The walk-in line up was Ryan, Zoe, Valentina. Photos for the latter two are heavily photoshopped and their faces were not MCOT so I went with Ryan. She also seemed the friendliest, gave me a handshake with eye contact. We did 30 min for $150, $50 to the receptionist and $100 in the room for Ryan.

Ryan is tall, relatively slim and covered in tattoos. I thought we might have a fun session. She has a nice smile.

I showered and got undressed, then Ryan came in and got undressed also. She's tall, covered in tattoos and has A cup. She's very friendly but talks a LOT. She told me about how men are visual and women are sensual, all about her work week, how she likes the money, etc. She's 18 months into the industry and previously worked in London at AdultEA groups.

She gave me a light massage with lotion. Back and legs. I asked whether I could touch her fully expecting her to say yes. NO. She then went into her menu, which ranges from "non intimate" touching aka back and butt ($40), to "intimate touching" of the front including boobs and pussy ($50) to "She pleasures herself when she does HJ" ($50) to covered FS to covered Greek. I told her I wasn't interested in Greek and then she goes on about how it feels good for her and blah blah blah. She said judging from the tattoos that she likes a bit of pain with her Greek. Geez. I already said I wasn't going to do her Greek why does she need to try to convince me?? She's doesn't do DATY or BJ at first meet according to her.

To be honest, I was already lost at the $40 tip to touch my butt aka "not front touching" and pretty unenthusiastic at this point. I told her it usually takes me a long time to finish (especially when I'm this turned off) and she didn't really pick up on that cue to start earlier.

I flipped and said we would just stick with the basic hand release. She uses lotion for the massage and for the release. I asked her for more lotion (lotion generally feels weird for me so need more) and she said there was plenty. So no more lotion for me.

She took direction in changing hand speed but then her phone alarm went off very loudly. She kept saying she's "neurodivergent" and there's no clock in the room so she sets her phone alarm. I pointed out the clock IN THE ROOM and she said she neurodivergent so she needs an audible alarm, because she cant see the one on the wall, etc etc. She asked me if I wanted her to turn off the alarm while she was giving me the HJ (YES just do it already don't ask).

Nevertheless, the mood was fully killed off at the point and she then said "management is a stickler for time and will charge you extra if you go over". Then she became frustrated and offered to pleasure herself while I watched (previously on menu) because she didn't want me to leave unsatisfied. I was very happy to leave unsatisfied at this point. I closed up shop at that point, not interested in anything more whatsoever. She actually said i should have let her know it takes me a long time to finish (which i had) but then she meant i should have told her it takes a very long time and she would have changed things up. Omg. Got in the shower, exchanged pleasantries and good bye.

TLDR
Looks: 3-4, if you like tattoos
Massage: 7, wasn't bad
Attitude: 3, friendly, talks too much, shares her experience involving guys (thus eliminating that "special" experience because you are a number)
Service: 2, extra tip required to touch anything, crappy handjob skills, willing to have you stay longer if you don't finish
Repeat NO

 

[OLIVIA'S BOSS]

Go to Premier and you will never go back to Classic spa

 

[Deleted member 121294]

Go to Premier and you will never go back to Classic spa

Shill.

 

[Kawailuvr]

If you’re going to classic spa the only two choices there are Ashleigh and Natalia
Ashleigh is a great time with a great natural ass and Natalia is no looker at all but she will suck the life out of your cock

 

[OLIVIA'S BOSS]

Shill.

Ahhhhh poor baby you hurt?

 

[in2thewoods]

Hey everyone,

Was driving through the area and decided to check out Classic Spa. Years ago, I had a great session with Monique.

The walk-in line up was Ryan, Zoe, Valentina. Photos for the latter two are heavily photoshopped and their faces were not MCOT so I went with Ryan. She also seemed the friendliest, gave me a handshake with eye contact. We did 30 min for $150, $50 to the receptionist and $100 in the room for Ryan.

Ryan is tall, relatively slim and covered in tattoos. I thought we might have a fun session. She has a nice smile.

I showered and got undressed, then Ryan came in and got undressed also. She's tall, covered in tattoos and has A cup. She's very friendly but talks a LOT. She told me about how men are visual and women are sensual, all about her work week, how she likes the money, etc. She's 18 months into the industry and previously worked in London at AdultEA groups.

She gave me a light massage with lotion. Back and legs. I asked whether I could touch her fully expecting her to say yes. NO. She then went into her menu, which ranges from "non intimate" touching aka back and butt ($40), to "intimate touching" of the front including boobs and pussy ($50) to "She pleasures herself when she does HJ" ($50) to covered FS to covered Greek. I told her I wasn't interested in Greek and then she goes on about how it feels good for her and blah blah blah. She said judging from the tattoos that she likes a bit of pain with her Greek. Geez. I already said I wasn't going to do her Greek why does she need to try to convince me?? She's doesn't do DATY or BJ at first meet according to her.

To be honest, I was already lost at the $40 tip to touch my butt aka "not front touching" and pretty unenthusiastic at this point. I told her it usually takes me a long time to finish (especially when I'm this turned off) and she didn't really pick up on that cue to start earlier.

I flipped and said we would just stick with the basic hand release. She uses lotion for the massage and for the release. I asked her for more lotion (lotion generally feels weird for me so need more) and she said there was plenty. So no more lotion for me.

She took direction in changing hand speed but then her phone alarm went off very loudly. She kept saying she's "neurodivergent" and there's no clock in the room so she sets her phone alarm. I pointed out the clock IN THE ROOM and she said she neurodivergent so she needs an audible alarm, because she cant see the one on the wall, etc etc. She asked me if I wanted her to turn off the alarm while she was giving me the HJ (YES just do it already don't ask).

Nevertheless, the mood was fully killed off at the point and she then said "management is a stickler for time and will charge you extra if you go over". Then she became frustrated and offered to pleasure herself while I watched (previously on menu) because she didn't want me to leave unsatisfied. I was very happy to leave unsatisfied at this point. I closed up shop at that point, not interested in anything more whatsoever. She actually said i should have let her know it takes me a long time to finish (which i had) but then she meant i should have told her it takes a very long time and she would have changed things up. Omg. Got in the shower, exchanged pleasantries and good bye.

TLDR
Looks: 3-4, if you like tattoos
Massage: 7, wasn't bad
Attitude: 3, friendly, talks too much, shares her experience involving guys (thus eliminating that "special" experience because you are a number)
Service: 2, extra tip required to touch anything, crappy handjob skills, willing to have you stay longer if you don't finish
Repeat NO

yo fuck that, charges extra to touch the front

 

[OLIVIA'S BOSS]

yo fuck that, charges extra to touch the front

Yep a waste of time and $

 

[darknight5611]

If you’re going to classic spa the only two choices there are Ashleigh and Natalia
Ashleigh is a great time with a great natural ass and Natalia is no looker at all but she will suck the life out of your cock

ashleigh is a blonde with huge tits, she's pretty chill and liberal, but charges alot for FS, but at least better than that tattooed idiot the OP had to deal with.

 

[charon]

white trash mpas just ain't worth it