Riley @ H.I. on Bloor

[CARNAGE *Anti-YOU]

What can I say about Riley at Health International? She's a terrible receptionist turned horrible MP. Seriously, she may be young and kinda cute, but do NOT fall for it.

So I start off in the waiting room where the other receptionist tells me to wait. 3 girls each take turns coming to the room and introducing themselves. Riley was by far the youngest, so I thought she might be fun. I'm lead into her room and have a shower. And I wait... and wait... and wait... for 15 freakin' minutes freezing my butt off. Finally, Riley comes in and she's cute but I'm already regretting my choice. She has very nice skin and decent breasts so I opt for the BS. So she asks if I like oil and I say "Sure, just don't use too much". She used half the damn bottle! And the massage was really bad. No pressure at all, only light tickle and even that wasn't any good. Plus, her conversation wasn't much better... tried cracking a joke or two to lighten the mood and nothing. So I think "Okay, the BS is coming... that should atleast be half decent". WRONG! She gave these lame little pecks on my chest. She gets up on the table, and slams her body down on me and rubs around a little. Felt like she was trying to wipe something off from my stomach. Release was boring at best... I think I yawned atleast once.

It was by far the worst MP experience ever! And I am counting the times I ended up with the fat, ugly MPs (you've all done it once, don't bullsh*t me) -- atleast they knew how to give a HJ.

Anywho, consider yourselves warned. H.I. is a really nice place, but damn. Did someone say that Paige works there? When is she normally working?

 

[Sammy]

Apparently not anymore.
http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=58427

 

[kisses&licks]

Paige.
For some reason she jumps from spa to spa. Where hasn't she worked.
I think the issue is with her, not the spa's she worked for. Awesome girl by the way.