Review: Waste of money and time.

[Pompal 09.]

Date: 1-11-12
Provider: Lala
Phone: 210-897-9784
Email Address: N/A
URL / Website: N/A
City: San Antonio
State: Texas
Address: Downtown San Antonio.
Appointment Type: Incall
Activities: Half ass massage, half ass hand job to completion and Fiv
Session Length: 1 HR
Fee: Buck Five
Hair Length and Color: Blondish brown with white highlights.
Age: 21
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: Overall she is a good looking girl, great ass and legs. Perfect little A-cups. No distracting signs of childbirth, a few noticeable tattoos. Just keep her phone away from her.
Recommendation: No

 

[Pompal 09.]

BP?

 

[~Volcom~]

Saved me a couple of bucks with this review!!! Was looking at her...not anymore!

http://sanantonio.backpage.com/BodyRubs/oohlala-21/6131652

 

[zonk]

http://sanantonio.backpage.com/BodyRubs/oohlala-21/6131652

You have to remove the BodyR...ala-21/ part of the link..

 

[TiffyG]

Yep BP

 

[snwflkdue1209]

 

[Ajack (got it back :3)]

Wow.

 

[Ramin]

TFF......

 

[Michellie-Belle]

 

[$avannah]

Sorry for the experience.

Dang she looks hot. She gotta be a dancer somewhere.

 

[dramagirl]

LL if you pull that off with this one please be sure to write about it here.

I talked to her for a bit just now and she was like "My time and services are....well I do full body intimate massage, you know I make you feel good, touch you softly for $125".

I said, "well wht about kissing and full service"

She said "no I don't do that but if you want me to take my top off I can do that and rub on you for $175." If you want a hand job that would be $200. She said "I'm really sexy and cute".

I'm thinking for that kind of cash you better be like Selma Hayek or Paz Vega.

The topper was when I asked "so what if I want go down on you". Her response "well for how long". I'm like "for the hour". She's like "uumm well I really don't think I could handle that for an hour". I'm thinking many things at this point, but really wanted to bust out laughing. I love to eat pussy but I won't even do that for an hour. I tell her "no not for a whole hour but during the hour with the massage and everything". She's like "oh ok, well I guess I could do that for $300".

At that point I was just asking questions to see how ridiculous she could/would get with her pricing and I just said "seriously, there is no way you're going to get any business with those prices and not put out" and said "no thanks" and hung up.

I did hear some guys in the background so I'd definitely stay clear of her for the obvious reasons.