REVIEW: TIA @ Allure (Eye Candy Factory Part 2 of 2 )

[craftypaddy]

Charlie, INDN_LOVER & the Eye Candy Factory

A Short Story by INDN_LOVER

Click here for part one:

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=84434

INTRODUCTION

Johnny Depp is not a nice man. After knocking me out cold then discarding me like VBB's used towels face down on the pavement outside Lexa, he vanished. Leaving my session with Halle, I came to the grim realization I only had a few bucks left in my pocket... and not enough for a taxi.

I had to find my own way home, and decided to hitchhike along Evans Ave. I stood there cold, alone with my head throbbing, when a good looking guy riding a motorcycle happened by. He offered me a lift back to Sq. 1, which I graciously accepted. His name was Sheikh something or other and I'll always be thankful for his kindness ...

Arriving home, I poured myself a shot of Mount Gay Extra Old rum, changed into my housecoat and spent the rest of the day mulling over important things such as:

Is rusty REALLY bisexual, or does he like fucking with people's minds?

Which MP does Red Stiletto work at, coz she seems to have the inside scoop on INDN_LOVER ? LOL

Would Halle @ Bchain be interested in performing a DUO with Jayda @ BChain? If so, would Mr Happy slide in Jayda's generous cleavage, while lovingly caressed by Halle ?

If I returned home to find Monica @ Utopia and MYA @ SRM making love in my bedroom, would that convince me of God's existence ?

If I kidnapped Asha @ HFH, how long would it take the cops to arrive at my door ?

Over the next few days, I could find answers to NONE of these questions, but maybe I wasn't supposed to...

I started to think my EYE CANDY FACTORY adventure was over, and settled back into my solitary existance of work and gym...

I was shocked then to receive the following letter in my mailbox:

"Dear INDN_LOVER:

Yes, I know dumping your ass was a nasty thing to do, but hell, I'm a
famous moviestar with a bad attitude. That said, I'll make it up to you. There's a
girl called Tia @ Allure. She's gorgeous, and number 2 on the Eye Candy Factory
tour. I've paid for your session, so show up whenever you feel like it...

Your Friend,

Johnny
PS> you suck as a movie star. Don't quit your day job..."

 

[Ali]

REVIEW

http://www.alluremassage.ca/

This was my first visit to Allure, although the MP is located relatively close to me. The facilities are clean and upscale, definitely on par with HFH if not quite the "new and improved" SRM.

I'd been warned privately that Tia probably has more attitude than other girls I've seen.

Personally,I found Tia to be "assertive", in the sense she likes to steer both the conversation and the session her own way. She comes across as confident but thankfully not cocky.

Yes, Tia's beautiful, and her pictures on the Allure website are very accurate.There's been speculation as to Tia's heritage. Let's just say if INDN_LOVER went to see her there's a REASON, and leave it at that.

Her look is very exotic, and she could easily gueststar on Miami Vice dressed in black, her hair up, on the arm of a South American VIP.

Tia walked me to the room, where I took a shower and waited for her to return. Upon her arrival, we both sat on the table and jumped into a great conversation RE: workout routines. We share several interests and I genuinely enjoyed chatting with her.

After a few minutes we settled on a VIP session, when Tia asked to see my hands.

Pardon ?

She checked top and bottom for cuts, then squirted anti-bacterial gel into my palm. I've seen 30 odd other MPA's and NEVER been asked to do this before, so the first red flag went up... Have I just been lucky so far ?

Tia started by massaging me, and her technique is well practiced. She works from the shoulders right down to the feet, and applied pressure with her forearms at certain points such as the thighs and buttocks.

I of course took the opportunity to reverse, if for no other reason to look at this pretty girl. Tia seemed to enjoy my massage, although she was not as responsive as other MPA's, whom I KNOW enjoyed my touch.

Then I returned to the table, this time face up. Tia worked on my legs and thighs, then focued on other areas.

I'm not a huge "high mileage" fan, but I found Tia to be very restrictive. Yes Tia enjoys dirty talk, and to her credit is pretty damn good at it, but sometimes sounded like she was scriptreading. It was a bit of a turn off to be told one thing verbally while my hands were being led away from the fun parts.

Overall, I prefer more "balance" to my MPA's. I appreciate a woman who's attractive, yet down to earth, intelligent with a wild streak. IMO Tia is all show, no go, in that she relies on her looks and conversation to make up for the lack of apparent heat.

For some clients, maybe eye candy is enough to guide them through what's otherwise a very average session. As for me, there are better MPA choices out there ....

PRICE: $50 door/$100 VIP donation ( 40 minutes )

Massage: 7.0/10

Face: 9.0/10

Body: 9.25/10

Attitude: 7.0/10

Personality: 8.0/10

Mileage: 6.0/10

Fun Factor: 7.0/10

Release: 7.0/10

Repeat: NO

Does MPA engage in head games ?: NO

END OF EYE CANDY FACTORY PART 2

 

[Benny Commo]

I find it odd that so many MPA's lie about their ethnic backround.... I can understand that they don't want added attention from persons of a particular race or that they fear being found out by relatives or friends, but sometimes It's such a dead give away!!!

Great Review Once again Indian Lover....

 

[ALLAdmin]

Reminds me of my second time around with her,When i got around to do the reverse with her.Her boobs were extra sensative and there were many restrictions here and there.(No ,I don't care much about high mileage. Allure is my favourite place that pretty much says it all).So the NR part was horrid.
And i did not like her new hairdo at all,The short Cleopatra like hairstyle didn't look much Egyptian,instead she looked very much like an Indian girl.

I did however enjoy her teasing ,her massage and we still communicated very well.

A very good review as usual. IL.

 

[Teo]

I find that to be a turn-off also ... all that cock-teasing leading up to nothing.

IL, I very much enjoyed reading your "Eye Candy Factory" experiences ... great work !!!

 

[knoxzi]

A Short Tribute to Charlie, I mean IL:

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT ANOTHER REVIEW FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GO TO MPs
LOOKING FOR MILEAGE AND LEAVING WITH GLEE
PAYING THE DOOR FEE AND LYING ON THE BED
MPA COMES IN AND AND YOU GET A MASSAGE FROM THE DEAD

I DON'T LIKE TO PAY FOR THAT

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
YOUR MILEAGE WILL INCREASE IF YOU STICK TO NR
MR. HAPPY WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO


One more time (Since there are two reviews)


OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
IL's GOT ANOTHER REVIEW FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU WON'T GO VIP

GOING TO MPs IS GOOD IF ITs EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
IT LIGHTENS YOUR WALLET AND GIVES YOU A BIG SMILE
HAVING A BAD SESSION AND PAYING SO MUCH IS JUST WRONG
SEARCHING FOR INDIAN MPAs ALL DAY LONG

THE WAY THAT INDIAN LOVER DOES

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
GIVEN GOOD HYGIENE YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL GET GOOD MILEAGE TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO


VBB

The preceding has been brought to you by the Society Against the Unethical Treatment of the Oompa Loompa in the Post-Industrial Economies of the World.

 

[Rasmah.com]

Shame. Godd@mn Johnny Depp.

Hopefully the next review will have a better ending....

 

[Baby Blue]

Ha!

Oh no... Now I've got THAT in my head, too (competing, of course, with the "heavy cowbell" B.O.C.).

Prick.

 

[Tizz]

Yeah I would agree with the above. Nonexistent contact on the BS, which was kind of a disappointment. I will say this, she is a fantastic teaser, and her technique at the finish is second to none. That's what saved the session for me, plus she's easy going and fun to talk to (and very beautiful). I got the VIP session, but next time I would probably just go with a NR.

A definate repeat for me though.

 

[Feed Me Answers!]

I just had time to squeeze in a visit to Allure - my favourite spa- before the long weekend. As it turned out, Tia was available, and so I made an appointment. I pretty much agree with most of the above. Her best feature is her friendly, bubbly personality. (The chattiness didn't bother me at all, in fact I like girls like that). And very beautiful. Coy and seductive, but unfortunately, not very much fun to touch: I found her somewhat prissy, and tense, although I tried to put my best effort into massaging her.

On a scale where Britney and Robin are 100, and Claudia and Kyla are 80, well, Tia would be about 65. (Gee, I hate to say that, but it seems the more beautiful a girl is, the colder, or more stuck up, or something).

But she does seem to like the job, and some fellows might really click with her.