Review: The Executive (Maple Ridge MP)

[Pompal 09.]

I saw a request for information about this place, and I've been meaning to write this review for quite some time, so, here goes.

First a little preamble........The Executive used to be my old haunt. It was close to home, and kinda convienent and not too pricey, or so I thought. I had (note the past tense here) been going there since it was called LA JJ's, so, I had definately been going there for a while. It is right next to The Viper Room on 207th and Dewdney in Maple Ridge. (Just a side note....the Viper Room is closing at the end of this month and apparently will become a new strip club. WOO HOO!!!)

I would have to say that, on the whole, it is very hit and miss. (emphasis on the miss) The establishment itself is very clean and adequately decorated. The rooms are fairly standard with mirrored walls, dim lighting, and soft music and of course, the massage table. The parking is great. They have a small private lot in the back, or, The Keg is just next door, so you can park there and walk over if you are paranoid about anyone seeing you. The shower/steam room is nice too, when it is working and if the girl has some experience in there. Last time I was there, cost for an hour was about 75 bucks to get in the door. Full service was another 160.

As with any MP, the quality of your time hinges on the girl that you pick. I have had a couple of nice experiences, but have definately had more lack luster performances from the staff there. If you are gonna bother with the 1 hour VIP rate, I would inquire with the girl that you choose exactly what it entails. It seems that a lot of them are reluctant to use the shower/steam room. One girl told me that it "fucked up" (her words, not mine) her hair too much. That's fine, but don't accept a VIP massage if your not gonna bother with the VIP part. Don't bother asking me who was good and who wasn't. I couldn't remember the names if I had to. Half the time I can't remember their names long enough to make my choice when introduced to them let alone almost a year later.

Since my last visit there, my pooning habits have changed greatly. I thankfully found eforum.xxx and since then haven't had a bad pooning experience. That's because I stopped going to places like the Exectutive. Like I said, the establishment is fine, it is the poor service of the majority of the ladies that I was serviced by there that tarnish the place. You will find a much better experience (and value) with an independant SP. Why not spend your $250 on a nice GFE with the likes of Saraphna, LisaGigglez, Sarahbelle, Avrice, Paige...... (the list goes on and on) rather than $250 on a shitty, half hearted massage and an uninterested lady who wants you out the door ASAP?

In closing....would I repeat? Not a chance. My limited pooning dollars are hard earned, and to waste it on a better than average chance of a crappy experience seems like sheer lunacy when presented with the many lovely ladies I have yet to sample from eforum.xxx.








Kind of a sad review when the best thing I can say is that "The parking is great".

 

[CANUK]

cool...good parking ,,,,,I'll remember that when I visit the keg