Review of 17th Ave SE Massage Place

[Markie]

Hey fellow Pooners,

I had sometime off the last couple of weeks and was looking for some new action. Boy it's hard to find anything new in this city. I decided to go try out the hood of Forest Lawn, my old junior high stomping grounds. First I went to Rippers at the T&C and was pleasantly suprised at the all natural dance talent. All in all not bad.

I then proceeded to go along 17th Ave SE and came accross A Massage sign up on a second floor of a brown building approx. 40th street. I think it was called Forest Lawn Massage but don't quote me. I've seen it there forever but have never tried it.

The place was ready to close but I asked for a half hour massage and she said she had time. It seemed like a massage only and maybe tarot card reading place but the girl seemed cute (late 20s or early 30s brunette) so I asked for a topless complete once my time was ready to run out and after quite a bit of hesitation she agreed.

She had a nice smaller frame body with some larger C or D sized breasts but thats where the romance stopped.

She got something that looked like a cleaning glove and put it on. Yikes. I've never had that before. I felt like I was in for a full physical. She proceeded to talk dirty to me in a tone which sounded like she was reading off a cue card while stroking me with the huge catcher's mitt. I don't know where she learned her skills but it totally turned me off. I had quite a time just keeping it up. This situation would be great for a Saturday Night Live skit - Massage gone wrong.

Looks - 7
massage - 7
extras - 1 (unless you like gloves)

She did tell me after that she was worried that I was a cop and would warm up more if she got to know me better but I think she's in the wrong business. I think you have to really like what you do to be in this kind of field or people will catch on right away.

 

[Silkynsexy]

Gloves?

Sweet!

I'm there.

 

[Lore]

I remeber stopping here when I first move into Cowtown. Got the worst additude when I know "Ask What I want in a snobby way", I was thinking well I am here for a massage as per your sign but told her I was looking and just left. Good thing I didn't stay

 

[Wis.Devil Dog]

lol... thats the funniest thing I ever heard for this stuff...had to register just to compliment u on that

on a brighter note, u did get something new.

 

[meekless2001]

LOL. That is very funny. Remember, you only want a glove if you are requesting the "glove treatment" up the pooper. Not for a HJ.

Were they yellow dishwashing gloves?

 

[Nikki C]

duck... that got me thinking... i hope thats the "closing down" massage girl and not the cleaning lady who want to make some additional $$$

j/k

 

[MadDog]

Hey UVEYES, was she wearing an APRON or a THONG? Was she carrying a MOP or a WHIP?

 

[YoungPiscean]

What did it set you back? Was the glove extra? Did you get to keep it as a souvenier?

 

[Rooster]

What's that old saying?

"No glove, no love."...?