Review: Eve @ ASB

[karlcox]

Booked with Eve at ASB because her pics looked hot. The website said it was only her second day in Canada. I am an MPA kind of guy and this was my first experience with an SP. I went with ASB because the location was easier for my to get to on that day. I had intended to see Haylee at S9, but my GPS said it would have taken me over an hour to get there. ASB was only 10 minutes.

I arrived at the condo in markham at the agreed upon time and was greated at the door by Eve. My eyes were immediately drawn to her which was completely and utterly hideous. I expect these girls to have had plastic surgery, but hers was beyond bad. Her face from the cheeks up was wide and round and swollen looking, while the lower 1/3 was skinny. It was the shape of an upside down pear. It made me think of those people who go crazy with plastic surgery until they look completely fucked and carton like.

Her tits were fantastic but the rest of her was as terrible. She had what I can only describe as a boney non-ass which was covered in very large bruises. Zero curves. Website said she was 20 years old. My guess would be at least 30. She was clearly a pro and very experienced.

I booked for 30 mins but I was in and out in under 20. There was no sensuality, not that I would have wanted it from her. I kept my eyes trained on her breasts and tried to avoid looking at anything else. Never again.

Kicking myself for not seeing Haylee. Seems like 75% of the time when I see someone else I'm disappointed. The only recent exceptions have been Madison and Yasmina at Pure. I've said before that I'm going to stick to those 3 girls from now on, this time I mean it. No more experimenting. Too much of a waste of money!!