Red Chamber, Alley Cats, Lotus, Famous, Serenity, Amenia, Shanghai, Shangri-La

[elenelie]

I went massage parlour surfing in Surrey and Langley recently. These are the ones I went to:

Surrey:
1. Red Chamber, 10118 King George Hwy (behind Staples)
2. Alley Cats, 13672 108th Ave
3. Lotus Asians, 14947 108th Ave
4. Famous Massage and Health Centre, 123-15280 101 Ave (near T&T Supermarket)
5. Serenity, 15284 Fleetwood Dr.
6. Amenia Spa, 104-15955 Fraser Hwy
7. Shanghai, 202-16055 Fraser Hwy

Langley:
8. Shangri-La, 104-5560 206th St, which has closed down

1. Red Chamber. A guy was at the front desk. When I asked to see the girls, without hesitation, he asked me to sit down, and he brought them out. I was shown three girls: Amy - very cute 8/10, would definitely bang her, Luyo?? - 5/10, Lisa - not bad, 7/10. All of them are asian. I pondered whether I wanted to screw around right on the first MP I went to in this journey. I decided not to. I would definitely return here though. I've read prices here are around 140-160 full service. I told the host I might return later in the day, although I didn't.

2. Alley Cats. Right next to the porn shop on the corner. There's a big picture of a cat's eyes outside. Went in from the side door. The outside looks pretty shoddy, but inside it looked pretty nice, kinda like Great Pharaoh on Kingsway St in Vancouver. No one was in the waiting area. There was a sign that says to take a seat and someone will greet you. After like two minutes, a very tall (6"1') brown woman 5/10 with glasses steps in. She talks about the prices, 140 for 30 minutes, 160 for 45 minutes and 180 for an hour. I asked if it's all inclusive, she said "it includes a full body massage and you'll be completely satisfied." I've read elsewhere that it only means HJ and BJ. I asked to see the other girl since only two of them are working. A white girl peeks in for one second and says "Hi I'm Jade" and closes the door. Then as I hear her walk down back the hall, she coughs and hacks. Um... yeah. She's quite fit and pretty though, but that cough was such a turn off. 7.5/10. Not surprisingly, I left. One's sick, and one is just too big/tall.

3. Lotus Asians. Obviously, everyone here was asian, mostly Chinese. I went in from the back. There are stairs by the corner leading up to the door. A chubby woman greeted me and said everyone is busy. I asked how many are working and she said four. I saw two of the other girls because they were out by the lobby getting some water. One was quite pretty and slim 8/10, while another was just as pretty. I asked what were the names of the girls who just walked by. She said Alex and Eva. This place has potential.

4. Famous Massage and Health Centre. Just two stores down, there's another spa, but it's one of those 'real' ones. It does have cameras outside though. This place is not located in a seedy place at all. It's located in a strip mall, along with T&T Supermarket. There are lots of kids with parents hanging around here. I checked for a back door, and there is one. An ok looking asian woman greeted me (6/10). I think she does massage too, although I didn't ask. She put me in a room and I asked to see the girls. She said only if you pay the room fee will she let me see them. I immediately started walking out. She then mentioned that I can give her a deposit for the room fee and if I don't like any of the two girls she has to show me, then she'll refund the deposit. Since I was practically at the door, I decided not to, and left.

5. Serenity. This one looked like an old abandoned cheap ass hotel behind a big street. There were a few Japanese characters beside the name of this place, and I thought for a moment if there was a slight chance that there was at least one Japanese girl. I climbed the stairs and walked all the way to the back. There was this fat white woman in her late 30s (4/10) sitting there and smoking up while talking on a cell phone. She said the entrance is right there, so I entered. There was a tiny lobby room and a sign that said to sit down and wait. I waited for about 3 minutes and this middle-aged white woman comes out. She's definitely not on the menu, as she's not dressed for the part, and not attractive. She said every one of the four girls are busy except one. Well I guess we all know which one that is.

6. Amenia Spa. At one end of a strip mall. The place looks pretty nice and clean inside. Once I stepped in, the mamasan looked very familiar. As she ushered me into a room, I realized she's the same mamasan as the one at Buffalo in Coquitlam! I remember her - she didn't let me see the girls there unless I paid the room fee upfront. You can easily guess what she said when I asked to see the girls.

7. Shanghai. This one is at the back of a two-floored complex. I go up the stairs. An asian woman greets me and I look at the services offered. They offer accupunture and reflexology. She says they offer body massage, and there are two girls available, one of them a Japanese student. I asked if I could see them. She looked a bit angry, and said you have to pay for a session before you can see them. Then she said "are you serious about getting a massage? Or are you just here to look?" I was quite offended by her prompts, but I don't have to care. It's her loss. Why the hell would I go all the way to some weird office building and go in just to see two girls and leave?! If that's the case, I'd much rather sit in a mall and see hundreds of hot girls. Of course I'm serious! Geez. So I walked.

8. Shangri-La. Drove down to Langley right after Shanghai. Boy, the names of these two MPs can be quite confusing. Once I get there, it looked completely abandoned. I jump up over the painted glass to peer inside. I see a ladder, and that's about it. I walk to the back, and the back door has a removed doorbell and a removed sign. Yup, they're gone. Reading all the bad reviews and high charges (300 FS) this place has, I'm damn glad!!!
Note: now I see that a previous posting has said they have not renewed their lease, and they are moving to Surrey.

 

[Erimus]

Had many a good time at Lotus and only on two separate occasions were they not so memorable out of all the encounters.




Always wondered why they say they'll give your money back if you don't
like what you see. Why ask for it in the first place then?





Could this be Elaine who used to run the reception at Buffalo, fairly tall slim
Japanese looking gal? Nice looking too !




Unfortunate this, as Cathy who is the wife of Ricky who used to run the
old Lotus, which was before my time, has had many rave reviews in the
past.

Thanks for your report on quite a collection of places Um69, although it
sounds like after all the exploring you did, you struck out !


............QM'r

 

[Steve-O In AZ]

I like what you have done with this list, I always wondered where the parlours of Surrey are. If we could get more input about the services provided that would be something special!

 

[cool person]

Sorry, but isn't this what you did.... 7 times to be exact? Did you actually see any of the ladies and partake in their services or just go for a looksee and split? I didn't notice anywhere where you said that you stayed. And you wonder why the owners are reluctant to show the rest of us pooners the lineup?

 

[Kenzie 229]

I agree. Sounds like a window shopper at best. Sometimes you got to take a gamble and be happy with the way it turns out.
Wasn't Alley Cats called something different a couple of years back. I think I had a gal called Summer with big tits there.

 

[Lola S]

No, it's not her for sure because she's NOT pretty! She's in her 40's, probably Chinese, average height and weight, and I doubt she's on the menu.

 

[symphony.no.7]

Now I joined this board after a flurry of going to MPs. I spent over a grand on it this year, and I'm feeling damn cheap. I wanted to go to MPs I haven't went to before and would only go for it if I saw something I liked. In the past, I have tried out places even if they didn't show me the girls, and I can tell you I was not happy with the results.

I would have went back to Red Chamber that day, but after tiring myself by going to so many places (and doing other things along the way that has nothing to do with MPs), I have decided that when I go back to Surrey, I will go to the places that have potential. Expect my next review to include some action!

 

[Tian]

Has anyone ever asked for their money back and got it?

 

[Memster]

Last time I was at Shangri La (Late June) the girl told me they were moving to downtown Cloverdale as of Sept. Too much pressure from the landlord and Langley city back at the old location. This seemed odd to me as they have been at that d/t Langley location since 1993. Anyways, I have always appreciated the cleaniness of ShangriLa even though the prices are high.

 

[gaga4cash]

I will give um69me the benefit of the doubt and assume that this research was done with the intention of actually visiting and giving someone the business. I have done this myself (maybe not 7 places but...) and sometimes I see something I like and somedays I don't (usually I do). Depends also how motivated (horny) I am as to where the bar will be set that day.

I am very glad to see him walk away from the places that would not let him see the line-up first. I think everyone that reads this should go to those places tomorrow and then walk out when they refuse or ask you for a deposit. Maybe they will change their policy if guys would do this every time.

I am sure that there are a lot of guys getting their willies frequenting these places, viewing the girls and leaving and never coming back, so I can undserstand why they have these policies, however, I am just not going to consent (pay ahead) to having sex with someone before I have laid eyes on her. They will just have to accept this as a part of doing business.

Good for you um69me, looking forward to some solid reviews!

 

[Dan D]

I think Richmann is right. Everywhere else you go, you get to see what you're buying. No sense not, and sometimes the bait and switch is just hell and you're expecting a Porsche and you get a tank !

Looking forward to your next review


LN

 

[ali.a.j]

So that would be a BBW?

Big
Bad
Weapon

 

[peking]

there was a hot redhead there that that i used to see,Michelle man she was good

 

[Pompal 09.]

Has anyone been to Red Chamber lately. I am thinking of stopping by there tomorrow afternoon and wondering who to see for a good R&T. Should I try another MP in Surrey?

 

[Naughty Baby]

Hopefully they'll be more competitive. Used to be low mileage, high cost.

 

[.:*:.[=TigraBoo =].:*:.]

I used to wonder at the deposit myself, but now, I can certainly understand the need for it. Though some places make it hassle to get my room deposit back, most don't give any grief about returning it.

It does not take a stretch of the imagination to imagine (especially in less "prosperous areas"), the number of dudes that come in with no intention of "consuming", but just wanting to "get off" on seeing the gals. It can be argued that it's just part of business, but I can respect the owners protecting the privacy of the gals, and their time, by at least ensuring that prospect at least has enough $$$ to cover the room fee...

Cheers!