Reactivity effect of Etown Caf on perb..

[myrika_05]

Mwahahahahahaha!!!

Seems with Fred Zed signing on at massageplanet to read about the Etown massageplanet section that he realizes we are diverting readers away from his lil empire..and impacting his revenues..

Fred is not here on massageplanet for entertainment purposes..With the rise of Etown massageplanet in readership, he is here to research why..

And here's what's happening..a Mod has Actually showed up on the Etown section of perb ..last time that happened, there was a bright star in the sky!!

And they're trying to move 411 enquiries to the 411 section..Imagine that!!

And now...gasp,..they're asking Advertisers to move their ads to the ADvertisement Section!!


All they gotta do now is to get the Local Ladies spamming the Review section to stop posting Local Ads there..

Wonder if the Local Studios are gonna go for dat??

One poster was asking for Advertisements to be grouped by City!!!??? What a breakthrough idea..i wonder which review board offers that???!!!

And..oh yes,..maybe someone can suggest...ban the Trolls?..But is that ever gonna happen??

When one of the Mods there is even in cahoots with a Troll to try to 'improve ratings' when things are slow, is that ever Reeeeely gonna happen??

You'll also notice that Fred is "allowing" links to CL to remain visible, in order to "compete" with the massageplanet Craigslist section..

nudge, nudge, wink, wink style to his Mods..even though it's in clear violation of his own policy and is a bannable offence..



And, if they're successful in doing all of the above, what do you get?? Why....You Get Etown massageplanet!!!!!

Here's my massageplanet thread and observations which Fred was most likely poring over.
(we can comment on perb, but they can't comment on us..Fred won't allow any promotion or links to a rival review board)

http://www.canadaadultfun.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18477&highlight=important+features

http://www.canadaadultfun.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19774&highlight=view

Imagine that: our modest lil etown massageplanet section is actually providing competition and diverting readership away from Freddy's empire,

and forcing him to change his indifference and neglectful ways toward Edmonton.

...Way to go , etown massageplanet guyz and gals !!!! Many thanks for all your support and contributions here!!

But keep on the lookout, will ya??!! Who knows, Fred may be here to buy out massageplanet so that he can ban Trin's ass...lol..

 

[cusmoter]

Wait does there mean there might be..."The Empire Strikes Back"? Heh Heh... geeky... I know....

 

[kdr_cmt]

Yup....Fred Zed is the Dark Emperor, and etown massageplanet is a breakaway group of rebel pooners who are escaping from his dreaded clutches..

We're doing the Kessel run for freedom..

http://www.starwars.com/databank/location/kessel/index.html

For years, the Dark Emperor had the only game in etown, and has had the etown reviewers toiling and working for him as Slave labor, doing all the grunt work of Reviews,

for cheap, drummin' up biz for his Advertisers, and givin' the reviewers virtually nothing in return at his site..

The "laborers" asked for a Website sticky for years...nope, not gonna happen..

Then, they asked (for years) to have a Review section free of spam ads..nope, Advertisers ruled the format..

Then, they have to co-exist with the Trolls...nobody can be banned there, unless they have multiple handles..Trolls are too good for readership ratings, can't afford to ban 'em..it was like being in a prison compound with no way to avoid the louts and boors.,

And when several trolls populated the site, where are the Mods?? why, the whole two of them are too busy searching for and banning the unpaid advertisers to have to worry about trolls..

Could the laborers complain about their companions and their condition?? well...no..there's no Complaint button...

and all the many trolls are doing in the compound is to sit around and loaf about, and laugh and ridicule and make fun of the guys doing the heavy work..

The trolls are figuratively riding the reviewers like mules, doin' nothing , contributing nothing but aggravation and taunting..

Then, the Dark Emperor put barbed razor wire around his compound..no one there is allowed to promote or post a link to a rival review board..

You're to work for him in totalitarian darkness...

Ahhh yes...The Dark Emperor and his prison compound...

I've escaped through a "banishment",(when fred had the only game in town, banning was akin to him placing you on a deserted asteroid),

and i plan to smuggle a few of the guys and gals away from the "tyranny" of Fred Zed...

My Star Wars analogy, grimnar...you like that geeky stuff??!!

 

[ARBOB]

LOL, good work Trin.

I don't know much about Star Wars, I'm just trying to meet Princess Lay-ahhh.

 

[carmenlafond]

Haha awesome post Trin. But shouldn't the trolls be more like... Jabba the Hut's crew? Just a bit more speculations.



Isn't that most of our goals Pard haha

 

[glowingdevil63]

Mwaaaahahahahaha!!!

oh, my aching sides...now Freddy is asking EDMONTON ADVERTISERS ONLY if they could please, pretty please, voluntarily move their ads from the Review section...

He doesn't need to ask the Perb Calgary advertisers, because there are virtually no reviews in the Perb Calgary Review section, ...

and if he did so in Calgary, that move would show how devoid of reviews the perb calgary review section truly is..keeping the ads in allows for "puffery" to show advertisers for Calgary action..

He's afraid that the Perb Edmonton Review section might end up like the Perb Calgary Review section..



Wonder from which board Freddy's been scarfing his ideas ???

 

[ten]

A bit more speculations then, grimnar, but not along the line of Jabba..

How about?

What's it like when a board won't ban the trolls??

I'll start:

* It's like being stuck in a crowded elevator going up to the 60th floor, and someone lets go a stinky fart....and you can't get off the elevator..

* It's like being at a party, and many of the attendees are obnoxious, rude, insulting, in your face, pissing and shittin' in the punchbowl, and the Host refuses to get security (Mods) to boot them out.

* It's like someone shittin' on the dance floor of a party you're at, and the host won't get it cleaned up, won't kick the shitters out, and then forces you to dance in the steaming pile..

..all the while, the shitters are laughing at you and taunting you..

Your turn for speculations...

 

[ilovepie]

When Fred had the only pooning review game in etown, you pretty much had to accept the group there as you found 'em..

Now that massageplanet offers a viable alternative, we are free to choose which board is better suited to our preferences and personalities..

 

[d man]

You never cease to amaze me Trin with all your reseach and intel.
Keep up the good work.

 

[noodlecakes]

hoohoohoohoohoo!!

That perb thread has got to be one of the funniest I've read in years..

one advertiser says:

Fred would Never have made a Mod request this change if it wasn't for the advent of etown massageplanet..

Even then, who knows with fred..it could take a few more years before such a change got implemented.

Funniest of all, is that as soon as this thread came up to the top of the Reviews page, it was immediately pre-empted by 2 threads...guess which type of threads???

You got it...pre-empted by 2 ADVERTISING THREADS!! by Extreme Bodycare and French XXX.. after all the moving of ad threads by other advertisers..

Oh, my aching sides!!!!..

 

[Nami B]

To be fair the Extreme Bodycare thread was bumped by the guys and their other one was only to inform us of the new website, technically advertising but the info value should be considered.

Don't you be dissin' my new favorite studio.

 

[Cortnie]

nope...not doin' dat...

but it seems that the other ladies will go along with the move, IF ALL the other advertisers will agree to it..

I don't think that's going to happen, nimby..

all it takes to make this whole thing crumble on perb is one single advertiser posting an ad in the review section..OR one single poster bumping the ad thread in the review section.. just sayin'...

Also, the future visiting ladies are not here to read this particular thread, so guess where they'll be double posting their ads...dat's absoluley right..in the Review section..

 

[nibs]

I agree Trin.

I have often wondered how the massageplanet mods got their position. Are they just reputable members who got promoted? They are very active, on the board and pooning, so I figured the original mods recruited others so that there is always a presence and more manageable work load.

Personally I think there are a few guys on perb who would make good moderators and be beneficial to maintaining order over there. Just give them the power to clean up sections by moving threads to the proper areas, the banning and stuff could be left to the other two, the only two it seems, who do the moderating.

 

[Pompal 09.]

ahhh, nimby...the wide eyed innocent..

the Primary job of the 2 mods on perb is not to ban posters..

Their Primary duty is to BAN Non Paying Ladies!!!

You see, Trolls cause conflict which increases Readership, which increases Revenue..

There is no monetary incentive to ban Trolls, nor to move threads to the "proper" areas, nor to clean up sections..so this is a very very very low Non-priority duty for the mods..and Fred Zed..

But there are Huge Monetary incentives to Ban the Non Paying Ladies...

it keeps the present advertisers happy so they continue to advertise,

while acting as an incentive to the Non Paying Ladies to become Paid Advertisers...

Do you really think Fred Zed and his Mods would be paying attention to Edmonton, if etown massageplanet didn't start threatening their readership volume????

 

[BOsKO]

haha nah I'm not creative enough to create more speculations beyon what I did already.

 

[Nemka J]

Wasn't the last time when they banned your ass? LOL

 

[texaschick]

yup..dat was 3 years ago..but the mod never showed up on etown perb...just a post on Perbatory saying i was banned..ah shucks..it only took 'em 2 years to get it done..

Yup..i was one of his slave laborers, toiling away for cheap in his mines, churning out Reviews, ...

Ironic that the guy leading the charge against the emperor is a former Troll forged in the flaming heat and brimstone of his site..

He had me captive, and then he exiled me as an outcast...

oh, btw...they're now doing their bannings in stealth mode..no announcements...seems recently that an etown poster just got banned, all his posts and handle totally deleted, his IP permanently banned...and not a peep from the mods to say so...

Doesn't get more Dark Empire than that... just dispose of the body down the mine shaft..

On another note, since perb began in etown in 2002, no one and no site has ever presented a threat to Fred's etown Revenues..until now..

No board has ever before offered a reasonable alternative for etown pooners to post their reviews and banter, until now..

No one has ever shown etown pooners that there could be a Better Alternative, better Intel, better kibbitzing and Banter, better Structure and Layout..until now..

But what better compliment can be given to the etown massageplanet forum than that Fred Zed, the Dark Emperor, is trying to Imitate it in his etown section???

He's already lost perb calgary..he's trying to salvage perb edmonton..

Is he too late? Or, as Wilbur Ramone has stated:
Only time will tell..

 

[Sea Cucumber]

No longer use PERB. I have a perfectly good handle there, but the only thing I have been doing there the last little while, is try to talk sense to the senseless and to try to teach other to act like humans to their fellow humans.

All and all, far too many angry/spiteful people there. On a board about something awesome. I don't get it. Whatever, not my people.

And some of the people that frequent that place. Wow.

 

[Elsa84]

I still go over there to get some intel.
But I prefer to speak up over here where my views or comments will not get shot down in flames!
Some of the guy's over there are great, but for the most part I would prefer that most of the others just stay over there rather than come over here and poison our water!

 

[stephie]

Perb is a great source for historical intel. It was a great board, but now it's nothing but a constant spam fest, flame wars and drama.

Etown massageplanet: What can I say? There's a bunch of great guys here, being civilized, sharing info ... This board would not be what it is today without YOU!