Orient Acupuncture & Massage Health Centre is at #212, 3515 - 17 Ave. SW. This is across from the McDonalds. Apparently they have a phone too, (403) 686-6627, but I just popped in.
I found the stairwell behind the entry doors facing the McDonalds. Up I went and gambled on turning left at the top. After many turns and creaky hallways I found #212 with a sign on the door. I was starting to expect to find cheese, but this was success too!
The reception area is tidy with a nice couch and coffee table should you need to wait for your session. However I was greeted in a just a few moments by a smiling Asian lady. Unfortunately I didn't get her name.
I was invited right in to a room to make myself comfortable. I asked for a 30 minute massage, and noticed there was no top sheet. Luckily a space heater ensured my toes wouldn't get cold. I asked for a firm massage and she put all her weight into it. She was pleasant and talkative, although her English vocabulary isn't the most extensive.
After flipping over, she asked if I wanted to play. That was the best idea I had heard all day! Her dress came off (to keep it from getting oily, naturally) and she was happy to let me caress her trim body as she worked. In no time at all she had me at full attention and I was begging her to slow down to avoid a premature deployment. She varied her technique (while keeping things more mild as I had requested) until I could wait no more to deploy my soldiers. She applied herself with renewed vigour and I think I may have momentarily blacked out from the intensity of the experience. As I attained union with the cosmos, I realized that despite all my practice at massaging my own member, it was now obvious that I have been doing a lackluster job.
She took time and care to clean me up, using many, many warm moist towels. Although I had tried to stretch things out, she still had time to massage me a bit more after the cleanup. Maybe next time I will last longer!
It was a very satisfying visit. She was cheerful and pleasant which helped make my first visit comfortable. The place was well appointed and in better repair than the building itself. I was certainly satisfied and cheerful as I left. I'm likely to return, when I'm next in the neighbourhood.
I found the stairwell behind the entry doors facing the McDonalds. Up I went and gambled on turning left at the top. After many turns and creaky hallways I found #212 with a sign on the door. I was starting to expect to find cheese, but this was success too!
The reception area is tidy with a nice couch and coffee table should you need to wait for your session. However I was greeted in a just a few moments by a smiling Asian lady. Unfortunately I didn't get her name.
I was invited right in to a room to make myself comfortable. I asked for a 30 minute massage, and noticed there was no top sheet. Luckily a space heater ensured my toes wouldn't get cold. I asked for a firm massage and she put all her weight into it. She was pleasant and talkative, although her English vocabulary isn't the most extensive.
After flipping over, she asked if I wanted to play. That was the best idea I had heard all day! Her dress came off (to keep it from getting oily, naturally) and she was happy to let me caress her trim body as she worked. In no time at all she had me at full attention and I was begging her to slow down to avoid a premature deployment. She varied her technique (while keeping things more mild as I had requested) until I could wait no more to deploy my soldiers. She applied herself with renewed vigour and I think I may have momentarily blacked out from the intensity of the experience. As I attained union with the cosmos, I realized that despite all my practice at massaging my own member, it was now obvious that I have been doing a lackluster job.
She took time and care to clean me up, using many, many warm moist towels. Although I had tried to stretch things out, she still had time to massage me a bit more after the cleanup. Maybe next time I will last longer!
It was a very satisfying visit. She was cheerful and pleasant which helped make my first visit comfortable. The place was well appointed and in better repair than the building itself. I was certainly satisfied and cheerful as I left. I'm likely to return, when I'm next in the neighbourhood.