Miko+Cleopatra=waste of $

[katie.]

Miko or Mika........or crapola - whatever. Miko in late 30's to early 40's, tatoo on left arm - mixed ethnicity.

Perhaps it was the fact the clock started running the instant you walk through the front door, not the door to the room, not after the shower, not after hopping on the table, and not after she comes back in the room, but the instant you walk in the front door.

Perhaps it was the TV in the corner of the massage room (weird and distracting).

Perhaps it was the shrilling Celtic music.

Perhaps it was the typical lame massage (I can usually work with that one)

Perhaps it was the terrible (?) and truly weird head massage (yes the big head).

Perhaps the insistence to call me "Hon".

Perhaps the lackluster attempt on the tug.

Perhaps - no it was definitely the "your times almost up" at 20 minutes past the mark she came back in the room that DEFINITELY killed this.

While this place is convenient, they'll NEVER see any of my money again. Too many other options on Center street.

Take some advice and spend your money elsewhere.

 

[xo NavyGirl]

i thank you for saving me some coin

 

[fancypantsy]

Thanks for the review. Anyone know if this is the same Miko that was working at sweet spa a while back (about a year)? She claimed to be Japanese/Irish.

I actually had a couple of decent sessions with her -very wet and responsive to DATY. FS available - everything covered even the hands. I kinda lost interest in the sessions with the gloved approach and when she wanted to charge extra for DATY next time. That was that - there was no next time - kinda killed our love affair.

 

[Markie M]

I hate hate being called "Hon" from a SP or a MP. We all know she has being calling every guy "Hon" all day.

 

[dingding]

Yep, the four mood killing things to call me are " Hon ", " Baby " " Lover ", and "Sweety".
I was in Sunridge mall at Micheal Hills and the asian Sales girl sounded just like a bad pooning session, with all the Sweety's and Hon's going around. Ended up buying some place else.

 

[rock freak]

Thanks Dr.P
For TOFTT

I was actually thinkin of checking that place out some day, but not anymore.

Later

 

[Wanna play?]

I also dislike it when you blow your load, all over and she calls you a "good boy".

 

[Rancidbearsgrease]

maybe she's the one that's always on the phone saying those pics are hers ...

 

[Is it summer yet??]

I drive by this place every day and often wonder what kind of sad service guys are still getting there nowadays. After the one visit I made there over the summer I could never go back - and yes I wrote a review! Waste of time and money.

Better to find some good Asian porn sites and do your own massage... then no one says "me no make money" or later, "awe why you no cum?" I love a good MP like the best of 'em but Cleopatra's ain't the place.

 

[stillababy]

Thanks for the info.

 

[kurtiobst]

Check the pics out.

http://www.edmontonextreme.com/thegirls.html

Seems like the same one to me. Did anyone see her while she was in Edmonton for a brief time? Unless she is still there, going back and forth on HWY 2...

 

[M W]

Not 100% without a face pic, but i'd say i'm 96% sure that's the same person I saw. I still shudder when I think of her massaging my scalp (which was almost painful) while calling me "hun". While I don't frequent MP's as regular as some on here, I have visited a quite a number over the last 4 years - Miko was beyond a doubt the worst of my experiences. Anyway - enuff said and as always everyone's experience is different.

 

[Satan Claws]

Hard to be 100% sure - but looks very close to the Miko I've seen.