MIA is Pimptastic

[go4gin1994]

My Lincoln Continental just came out of the shop today so I decided to take her for a spin. I was feeling pimptastic today so I put a feather in my cap, pulled out my pimp cane and clasped my fine purple silk cloak. It was time to roll....

But something was missing. Ah yes, my appointment was with Mia the masseuse today. I picked up the pimp-phone (my number is 1-800-pimpfun) and dialed her up. For those who have not seen Mia you will need to get a reference first.

I stroll up to her place downtown and I get buzzed in. I knock the door with my pimp cane but nobody replies. Hmmm.. one second later my pimp cell rings and Mia is on the line.... shiet... I knocked on the wrong door...lol

So I finally enter the correct door and as soon as I step in... DAMN!.

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MIA IS HOT. If this girl was a car she would be fully loaded: power windows, mirrors, leather, heated seats, moonroof, tilt, cruise, DVD and navigation.
She stood there wearing a white lingerie outfit. I adjusted my cape and my cane almost hit the floor. She has a body to die for. I think she must eat healthy or go to the gym.... man.... slim waist, natural big bust ( which she uses on you like a weapon during the session)

Mia greets me and gives me a nice hug. I'm ready to go.
She leads me to a cozy room with Enya and candles saying to get undressed and she will return in second with oil. The pimp likes this and is already naked. One thing about Mia is that her phone voice is business-like but when you meet her in person she extremely easy-going and great to talk to.

Mia does a PIMPTASTIC body slide. Her boobs are like two massive hands rubbing my legs, back, neck and arms. At this point I still have not taken off my cape. I never take it off. Instead, I move it off to the side so that Mia can do her crazy rub....hold on... she's kissing my back and legs and now licks my ear....... my god.. this is fun.

She asks me to turn over and smiles.... Wow, is the view ever nice... I am smothered my Mia's breasts and she rubs it up and down my front with her hands roaming everywhere. This girls is sensual in the utmost pimptastic way. I don't even notice the Enya at this moment, lol.

Mia does a reverse and slides bottom allowing me to enjoy the butt-tastic view. How did I not see her a long time ago?

So she mounts me like horse and starts grinding into me while simulating a good cowgirl (she does not offer full service but accomodates in her own fashion)

I try to picture Joan Rivers naked so I don't blow my pimp-load so quick but Mia rubbed me so well that I shot myself and soiled my own cape. I will have to have it dry-cleaned now.

After a good sweaty session, she comes back and finishes the massage and we chat for some bit. She is not a clock watcher and the session was wonderful.

If you haven't seen Mia, go and do so. She has a drop dead gorgeous smile and a killer body. Really easy going and the body slide cannot be compared. It should be illegal for her to wear a swimsuit or be naked. But alas, it isn not and she should ALWAYS be naked, in my opinion,

L: 9.5
S: 8.5 ( only because she doesn not provide a full menu, but her body slide is SICK)
A: 9.0

GO SEE MIA...

I clamber into Lincoln and find myself driving on the wrong side of the road... you might want to sit in the car after and rest after a session with her. I had to use my pimp cane to walk straight and my cape was all messed up.

 

[WOAH its me!]

Good review H. S. ! I think you nailed it to a " T " and she is a genuinely nice person to boot !!!!

 

[Victoria]

I managed to get Mia on the phone tonight.....she has such a sexy voice.After a brief conversation I was offered a chance to see Mia but I had to refuse...as I have a rotten cold right now and it would be an assholish/selfish thing to see Mia whilst I am stricken with it.I will see Mia very soon.....and of course I shall post my virgin review on the massage section.

Red

 

[Coco]

Go see her, Red. She is pimptastic

 

[Datukgong Bean Laden]

He saw her. Look for his review.

Stud.