Meeting the Devil....
One day a GUY dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the DEVIL...
DEVIL: Why are you so glum?
GUY: Why do you think? I'm in hell!
DEVIL: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?
GUY: Sure, I love to drink.
DEVIL: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. . . Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and fresca... we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
GUY: Gee, that sounds great!
DEVIL: You a smoker?
GUY: You better believe it!
DEVIL: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead, remember?
GUY: Wow... that's awesome!
DEVIL: I bet you like to gamble.
GUY: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
DEVIL: 'Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt ...well, you're dead anyhow. What about Drugs?!?
GUY: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
DEVIL: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want - you're dead, who cares.
GUY: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!
DEVIL: You gay?
GUY: No...
DEVIL: Ooooh (grimaces). You're gonna hate Fridays.
One day a GUY dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the DEVIL...
DEVIL: Why are you so glum?
GUY: Why do you think? I'm in hell!
DEVIL: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?
GUY: Sure, I love to drink.
DEVIL: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. . . Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and fresca... we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
GUY: Gee, that sounds great!
DEVIL: You a smoker?
GUY: You better believe it!
DEVIL: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead, remember?
GUY: Wow... that's awesome!
DEVIL: I bet you like to gamble.
GUY: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
DEVIL: 'Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt ...well, you're dead anyhow. What about Drugs?!?
GUY: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
DEVIL: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want - you're dead, who cares.
GUY: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!
DEVIL: You gay?
GUY: No...
DEVIL: Ooooh (grimaces). You're gonna hate Fridays.