Mature woman on CL

[Issy]

Here's her Craigslist ad, she also advertises in the WE.

Yes, you too can experience the magical touch of a mature woman.

My talented hands and magic fingers will guide you to bliss.
Down to earth and attractive. Older, in my 50's, but so, so much better.

I'm located in the westend near Broughton and Robson (with free parking).

The very best rates.

Call Tara at xxx- xxx-8005. No e-mails please.



I know there's a percentage of us pooners that are willing to forgo looks if the s.p. can provide the attitude and service parts of the equation.
"Tara" was easily reachable, and gave me directions to her west end place, and the location of her parking space behind the building. She greeted me wearing an undone white robe, with her large breasts swaying around as she closed the door. I thought this was going to be ok. She's definately mature, probably in her 60's. But, hey, I was here to pay someone to make me cum, and she probably knows how to do that!
I laid down on the mattress on the living room floor, and she started massaging me with oil. I expected this to be better, but she kind of just stuck to the middle of my back. I was really hoping for some teasing... her ad lead me to believe she'd have some sort of technique! But she just droned on and on about making money to go gambling with... Seems like you could lose money a lot faster at the casino than you're going to make jerking off guys.
She asks me to flip, and this is the only time I think I've ever flipped without having some kind of a boner. She oils my unit, keeps talking , and tries to upsell me to oral. I manage to blow, and head to her old-lady bathroom to shower off the remorse.
She invited me to return and she'd show me "more amazing things" on our next appointment.
Damage was very, very low... She supposedly has a quickie special for as little as one jade canoe.
YMMV

 

[mr mej]

too funny! I, however, know the feeling...

I guess you get what you pay for. What was the damage for your session? I can't imagine what could be offered for one jade canoe.

Thanks for the review...

 

[mike70025]

Not enough for a decent steak dinner.

.50

 

[A Guy]

you one brave soul

 

[Alice]

http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/ers/505394686.html

..anything like this?

 

[delphispolaris]

she says in my 50's....yeah 15 to 20 years ago

Smelly kitty tits down to her waist.... a super turnoff

What does a 70 year old ladies kitty taste like?........DEPENDS

 

[haries]

Thats just nasty dude

 

[this kitty needs a hug]

I manage to blow, and head to her old-lady bathroom to shower off the remorse.

Man, i feel your pain but THAT was a classic line.

Hemingway couldn't have done better.

Good work

giddyup