Massage parlours in Patong (Bangla)???

[ksr]

ey guys,

alright so far ive heard of christins, some people say its bad and overpriced but other say differently. I wondering after you choose a girl what exactly can you do, is there a private spa she takes you to then soaps you up then boom in a private room? how long do you get? or does it depend on you i heard they only let you come once.

Christins aside is there any other great massage parlors around bangla area which offer similar services with a lower fee?

thanks guys

 

[Ferrochi]

Yes
Used to be 90 minutes
Up to you
Not in that class, but with same extras

 

[omarvader]

so now whats the case do i get have soapy bath for like 30 mins and then 60 mins of boom boom maximum but could be less if i finish earlier?

 

[wheatbread L]

30 mins bath, 30 mins soapy massage on lilo, 30 mins on bed boom, boom...

I bet when you were a young teenager you kept badgering your older mates about their sexual experiences.... eg. "...so what did you do when you got her bra off? ...How long does it take to climax?...do you put a condom on before or after sex?" 5555

 

[Mr Warrior]

What'ya mean WHEN? es:

 

[XEricac702X]

I bet when you were a young teenager you kept badgering your older mates about their sexual experiences.... eg. "...so what did you do when you got her bra off? ...How long does it take to climax?...do you put a condom on before or after sex?" 5555[/QUOTE] nah lol but im 18 tho..

 

[C. Jean - Muttlvr]

nah lol but im 18 tho..[/QUOTE]
And let's hope you didn't use the word "climax" 5555.

 

[Linda J]

The words I wanted to use all ended up being *** :

At least we know he is 18 now... so the questions all make more sense. Chacra... you'll be fine mate. Making mistakes and having fun learning is all part of life... :

 

[Kiss my befuddlement]

Bless him... ma bad... he's an old teenager now... I remember when I was 18... I didn't know a lilo from a blow-up doll.... :

 

[merget]

Now to how its works.
You enter a soapy, sit down, have a drink if you want and have a look at the lady's. When you find someone you like talk to Papa/Mama san that you cant miss. Then you go to a counter to pay and the girl will take you to the room. Now its time to relax, the girl will undress you and then you step in to the bath. You will be washed by the now naked girl and most of the times get a *******. Now its time to move to the air mattress, its here you get the soapy massage. You will get covered whit soap and the girl starts to massage you whit her own body, oh man, this massage is really great and will turn you on big time. After the massage its time for a quick shower and then you head for the bed and another ******* and some hopefully god bom bom.
The time for all this is normally 90 minutes, and a bloody good 90 minutes

 

[Tater Salad]

On a S(uic)ide note. Be careful. When I did my first (of only 2 ever) soapy I had an accident. I was very drunk but could of happened anyway, perhaps. Had 2 girls in the tub, after a while one of them started to prepare the soapy mattress on the floor right next outside the tub.

When I was gonna step over I had one foot in the tub and put the other one on the floor outside which had been covered by soap. That foot then took off 200mph in the other direction. That's the only time in my life I've been able to do a full split, and my croch inevitably was forced down heavily on the ledge of the tub.. and in that position I fell forward and hit my head against the ledge too, and I ended up on the floor in the soap, must have looked like I was break dancing or something it felt like I was on my back spinning.

It all happened in a milli second, and luckily, I recovered just as fast though I was in pain a few days after.

 

[Michealla]

Lucky you hade two nurses in the loom!

 

[elenelie]

shitt that must have hurtill try to be a little sober when i go LOL

 

[Pompal 09.]

so around how much will this cost?

 

[rorpino]

Sorry that i completely laughed out loud at your expense!! :

 

[sophiesmummy]

there are plenty of massage places around bangala. of course it is amusing to be doing the boom boom while a couple of curtains down someone else is getting a massage. well i sure had a blast

 

[dr.pepper106]

cHaCRa id consider forgetting the massage parlor's.

Why bother when you can go to a bar or club, get drunk, have a great time and for the same, or ust a little more take a girl home for the entire night, to your room? massage, boom boom, get her to clean up a bit for you haha

My 2c

 

[jhesed]

mm true............

 

[Christian T]

Unless mum and dad are going to be next door? Walking in to get you up for breakfast?

Haha sorry dude

 

[and_y_knot]

I had something similar happen, but it was the girl who was hurt.

I was laying in the bed watching TV, she gets up to have a shower. I was staying at the C&N and if you have been befor you will know that the bathroom has step down when you walk in.

I dont think she realized this, and hit the ground to hard or something, anyway she fell back and cracked the back of her head over minibar/fridge bit.

Blood was pissing out, her eyes rolled back and she foamed at the fkn mouth.. To say i was shi**n my pants would be a understatement. The hotel rushed her to hospital in a car, i jumped in. Gotta say they are qucik there, in and out in 30 minutes and cost about 7k baht for the work and her meds....

Ended up going to see her a few nights later just to say Hi, and got her a helmet to take when she goes to her next customer.