I went down for a massage earlier today (301 1640 16th ave nw) after seeing their ad on craiglist.
http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/ers/952718999.html
Took the elevator to the 3rd floor. Turned right and at the end of the hall, there was an unassuming door with no business name marked #301
Opened the door and was greeted by a dark lobby with some candles incense burning. From behind the black curtain, I was met with 2 ladies, a blonde with glasses in her mid twenties, medium build, average looking at best. The other lady was an older brunette in her thirties, medium-bigger build, tattoo on her right arm. Both the ladies were hardly good looking but I was already there and I thought it would be rude to run out of there so I decided to give it a go ;-)
I asked about the rates which was then pointed out to me on a white magic marker board. They offer "Relaxation" and "Therapeutic" massages. I chose the "Relaxation" massage for $40/45 minute. I was lead into a room by the older brunette lady, the room was hardly cleaned up from the last massage. The towel was still on the massage table and looked crumpled. She wisked by me and grabbed the towel and threw it in a hamper/basket behind the door. , I suppose that was an omen of things to come but alas I was naive and didn't say anything.
I was asked if I wanted to take a shower but I declined as I had one before going down there. I stripped down and she proceeded to give me a massage. Before the massage was even a minute long, she was trying to upsell, which I don't mind, it's just the rough way she brings it up, I don't know. I asked how much and she said the tip was $90 for a bbbj with cif. As I paused to consider it, she looked impatiently at me so I said sure.
The massage was hardly soothing or light as she is quite rough in my opinion. She seem to skimp on the hot oil and at best, the massage was less than average. When I flipped over, I asked if she could give my shoulders a bit more of a kneeding and here's where I saw her true colors, she practically snarled at me, I'm not joking, she snarled at me and rolled her eyes like it was an inconvience. That killed my mood right there and there. I tried to be nice about it and said it was ok, don't worry about it, but she didn't say anything except that irritated look was still present and she then kicked up the tempo and gave me one very very rough massage at my shoulder, if my face didn't cringe enough for her to get the hint that it hurt rather than felt good, she just ignored it.
Her bj was ok but seemed rushed and mechanical. No eye contact throughout. Here's the nasty part, On one occasion while she was giving me the blowjob, I politely asked her to slow down a little, she stopped completely, starred at me. By that time, I was sick and tired of her and I looked back at her and asked her what was the problem. Without saying anything, she grunted and walked out the door. WTF?!!
Not knowing what to do, I was shocked as I never ever had this kind of service before. I've been to Anida's so I'm not a newb to massages. I was about to put my clothes back on, then the door opens again and she returns in, without saying a word, goes back to work until the deed was finished. As soon as it was done, again without saying a word, she walked out of the room. This was all done in a matter of 20-25 minutes I got my clothes, walked out of the room. Before I could even get out of the main door, she disappeared behind the black curtain and as I looked back, she was gone. Yes, that's right, she didn't say thank you or see you later. :/
Needless to say, I would NOT recommend this place to anyone. As I write this review, I still can't believe the horror of my experience. I wasn't rude to her once even after her behavior although I had good reason to be but I am certain of one thing, I will never ever go down there again. Worst $120 I ever spent
My lesson is learned, stay away from these fly by night places. Stick to places that have a proven reputation
http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/ers/952718999.html
Took the elevator to the 3rd floor. Turned right and at the end of the hall, there was an unassuming door with no business name marked #301
Opened the door and was greeted by a dark lobby with some candles incense burning. From behind the black curtain, I was met with 2 ladies, a blonde with glasses in her mid twenties, medium build, average looking at best. The other lady was an older brunette in her thirties, medium-bigger build, tattoo on her right arm. Both the ladies were hardly good looking but I was already there and I thought it would be rude to run out of there so I decided to give it a go ;-)
I asked about the rates which was then pointed out to me on a white magic marker board. They offer "Relaxation" and "Therapeutic" massages. I chose the "Relaxation" massage for $40/45 minute. I was lead into a room by the older brunette lady, the room was hardly cleaned up from the last massage. The towel was still on the massage table and looked crumpled. She wisked by me and grabbed the towel and threw it in a hamper/basket behind the door. , I suppose that was an omen of things to come but alas I was naive and didn't say anything.
I was asked if I wanted to take a shower but I declined as I had one before going down there. I stripped down and she proceeded to give me a massage. Before the massage was even a minute long, she was trying to upsell, which I don't mind, it's just the rough way she brings it up, I don't know. I asked how much and she said the tip was $90 for a bbbj with cif. As I paused to consider it, she looked impatiently at me so I said sure.
The massage was hardly soothing or light as she is quite rough in my opinion. She seem to skimp on the hot oil and at best, the massage was less than average. When I flipped over, I asked if she could give my shoulders a bit more of a kneeding and here's where I saw her true colors, she practically snarled at me, I'm not joking, she snarled at me and rolled her eyes like it was an inconvience. That killed my mood right there and there. I tried to be nice about it and said it was ok, don't worry about it, but she didn't say anything except that irritated look was still present and she then kicked up the tempo and gave me one very very rough massage at my shoulder, if my face didn't cringe enough for her to get the hint that it hurt rather than felt good, she just ignored it.
Her bj was ok but seemed rushed and mechanical. No eye contact throughout. Here's the nasty part, On one occasion while she was giving me the blowjob, I politely asked her to slow down a little, she stopped completely, starred at me. By that time, I was sick and tired of her and I looked back at her and asked her what was the problem. Without saying anything, she grunted and walked out the door. WTF?!!
Not knowing what to do, I was shocked as I never ever had this kind of service before. I've been to Anida's so I'm not a newb to massages. I was about to put my clothes back on, then the door opens again and she returns in, without saying a word, goes back to work until the deed was finished. As soon as it was done, again without saying a word, she walked out of the room. This was all done in a matter of 20-25 minutes I got my clothes, walked out of the room. Before I could even get out of the main door, she disappeared behind the black curtain and as I looked back, she was gone. Yes, that's right, she didn't say thank you or see you later. :/
Needless to say, I would NOT recommend this place to anyone. As I write this review, I still can't believe the horror of my experience. I wasn't rude to her once even after her behavior although I had good reason to be but I am certain of one thing, I will never ever go down there again. Worst $120 I ever spent
My lesson is learned, stay away from these fly by night places. Stick to places that have a proven reputation