LostInnocence
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I enjoyed my 2017 hobby year, and I would like to present the top four qualifiers for various categories. Unless specified, these are based on actual visits I had with fantasy women in 2017:
Prettiest Face: Kyra (SRM), June (Flirt Spa), Halle (Flirt Spa, retired), Lacey (Premier)
There's nothing like a pretty face. In May, Kyra had some blonde highlights and on that day was unbelievable. I can't say enough about how good June looks. Halle looks so much like Rihanna. Lacey a nice Irish/Asian mixed look.
Best Body: Kamillah (Sassy Angels), Chantelle (Premier, retired), June (Flirt Spa), Angel (Flirt Spa)
Kamillah is perfect. Just the right amount of curves, soft natural breasts, and she's chocolate.
Porn Star Experience: Sephora Beckham (Top Drawer Ladies), Aaliyah (Premier), Keegan (Vivid Spa, now semi-retired at Seduction), Christina (Premier)
This was a pretty easy list. Sephora taught me new things. Aaliyah's talents have been well discussed. Keegan was my first FS session ... and we were not alone. And Christina is well known and I think I like what she does more than most.
Who Likes Me: Gigi (Flirt Spa), Jennifer (Premier), Leela (Seduction), Arya (Sassy Angels, retired)
Gigi's eyes flash when she walks in the room and see me and the big smile. Jennifer and Leela are sweet to me with every interaction. Arya, well, it was always obvious how much we liked each other, and now I have an impeccable reputation among the Angels. Of course they all love me, don't they?
Funniest Moments: RealTalk101, Leah & Angel (Flirt Spa, Leah is retired), Arya (Sassy Angels, retired). MaryJane (Sassy Angels)
The day I walked into the spa and the girl said Hi and I said "Hi, Real Talk." Her eyes flew open and her jaw hit the floor. And then she laughed and knew who I was. I'm sworn to secrecy. I was in a Flirt Fling with Leah and Angel, on one of Angel's first shifts at Flirt after leaving Muse. I told Angel I was enjoying the view in the mirror and Leah said, "You know that's a two-way mirror?" Angel shrieked until she realized Leah was kidding. Arya said something, I forget what, but I said that I could make an innuendo out of anything she said, so I did for the next ten minutes. (We liked each other a lot). And with MaryJane, it was one-liners. She likes weed (MaryJane), so my best was "I bought these shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."
Best Outfit: Jennifer (Premier), Leela (Seduction), Sephora (Top Drawer Ladies), Daniella (Premier)
Jennifer really deserves the to two spots. She wore denim shorts and a white tank one time, and a Colombian football outfit another. Leela wore this piece of red dental floss that didn't cover very much but she looked incredible in it. Sephora answered the door naked and never put anything on. Daniella wore a green clingy meshy outfit, at least for a little while.
Kissing: Gigi (Flirt Spa), Tessa (Flirt Spa, retired), Aaliyah (Premier), Jennifer (Premier)
Gigi, Tessa, and Aaliyah have chocolate lips and you can't beat that. And Jennifer, so much desire.
Worst Disappointments: Goldie (Flirt Spa), Bonnie (Flirt Spa), Veronika (Sassy Angels), Ariana (Seduction)
I had a Platinum session with Goldie in 2016 and an off-podium in 2017 where she barely interacted with me beyond contractual minimum (massage and body slide). I had a super session with Bonnie in February and off-podium in August. Veronika wasn't at all my type when I met her and then she was feeling ill and sent me home ten minutes in (I got a refund and more for my wasted time), and Ariana was amazing in a duo with Keegan and completely flat alone.
Hottest Non-Session Meeting: Ebony (Flirt Spa), Angel (Flirt Spa), Kimberly (SRM), Emily (Premier)
This wasn't from sessions. I met Ebony at the Flirt Spa Christmas party, and she's going to be my favourite girl in 2018. I saw Angel interviewing at FLirt Spa before she was hired; I was one of her first customers. I saw Kimberly at SRM when I was there to see Kyra; I came back to see them in a Rendez-vous session. I saw Emily very briefly when I visited Aaliyah and was blown away.
Favourite Pictures: Gigi (Flirt Spa), Arya (Sassy Angels), Raina (SRM), Diamond (Sassy Angels, retired)
Not based on visits. I may be biased on Gigi's picture because it is Gigi, but it's an incredible picture. Arya's so much fun; I love that laugh. I have never seen Raina, but I love this picture. And Diamond is absolutely perfect and was only available for about six weeks and I'm very disappointed I missed out.
Prettiest Face: Kyra (SRM), June (Flirt Spa), Halle (Flirt Spa, retired), Lacey (Premier)
There's nothing like a pretty face. In May, Kyra had some blonde highlights and on that day was unbelievable. I can't say enough about how good June looks. Halle looks so much like Rihanna. Lacey a nice Irish/Asian mixed look.
Best Body: Kamillah (Sassy Angels), Chantelle (Premier, retired), June (Flirt Spa), Angel (Flirt Spa)
Kamillah is perfect. Just the right amount of curves, soft natural breasts, and she's chocolate.
Porn Star Experience: Sephora Beckham (Top Drawer Ladies), Aaliyah (Premier), Keegan (Vivid Spa, now semi-retired at Seduction), Christina (Premier)
This was a pretty easy list. Sephora taught me new things. Aaliyah's talents have been well discussed. Keegan was my first FS session ... and we were not alone. And Christina is well known and I think I like what she does more than most.
Who Likes Me: Gigi (Flirt Spa), Jennifer (Premier), Leela (Seduction), Arya (Sassy Angels, retired)
Gigi's eyes flash when she walks in the room and see me and the big smile. Jennifer and Leela are sweet to me with every interaction. Arya, well, it was always obvious how much we liked each other, and now I have an impeccable reputation among the Angels. Of course they all love me, don't they?
Funniest Moments: RealTalk101, Leah & Angel (Flirt Spa, Leah is retired), Arya (Sassy Angels, retired). MaryJane (Sassy Angels)
The day I walked into the spa and the girl said Hi and I said "Hi, Real Talk." Her eyes flew open and her jaw hit the floor. And then she laughed and knew who I was. I'm sworn to secrecy. I was in a Flirt Fling with Leah and Angel, on one of Angel's first shifts at Flirt after leaving Muse. I told Angel I was enjoying the view in the mirror and Leah said, "You know that's a two-way mirror?" Angel shrieked until she realized Leah was kidding. Arya said something, I forget what, but I said that I could make an innuendo out of anything she said, so I did for the next ten minutes. (We liked each other a lot). And with MaryJane, it was one-liners. She likes weed (MaryJane), so my best was "I bought these shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."
Best Outfit: Jennifer (Premier), Leela (Seduction), Sephora (Top Drawer Ladies), Daniella (Premier)
Jennifer really deserves the to two spots. She wore denim shorts and a white tank one time, and a Colombian football outfit another. Leela wore this piece of red dental floss that didn't cover very much but she looked incredible in it. Sephora answered the door naked and never put anything on. Daniella wore a green clingy meshy outfit, at least for a little while.
Kissing: Gigi (Flirt Spa), Tessa (Flirt Spa, retired), Aaliyah (Premier), Jennifer (Premier)
Gigi, Tessa, and Aaliyah have chocolate lips and you can't beat that. And Jennifer, so much desire.
Worst Disappointments: Goldie (Flirt Spa), Bonnie (Flirt Spa), Veronika (Sassy Angels), Ariana (Seduction)
I had a Platinum session with Goldie in 2016 and an off-podium in 2017 where she barely interacted with me beyond contractual minimum (massage and body slide). I had a super session with Bonnie in February and off-podium in August. Veronika wasn't at all my type when I met her and then she was feeling ill and sent me home ten minutes in (I got a refund and more for my wasted time), and Ariana was amazing in a duo with Keegan and completely flat alone.
Hottest Non-Session Meeting: Ebony (Flirt Spa), Angel (Flirt Spa), Kimberly (SRM), Emily (Premier)
This wasn't from sessions. I met Ebony at the Flirt Spa Christmas party, and she's going to be my favourite girl in 2018. I saw Angel interviewing at FLirt Spa before she was hired; I was one of her first customers. I saw Kimberly at SRM when I was there to see Kyra; I came back to see them in a Rendez-vous session. I saw Emily very briefly when I visited Aaliyah and was blown away.
Favourite Pictures: Gigi (Flirt Spa), Arya (Sassy Angels), Raina (SRM), Diamond (Sassy Angels, retired)
Not based on visits. I may be biased on Gigi's picture because it is Gigi, but it's an incredible picture. Arya's so much fun; I love that laugh. I have never seen Raina, but I love this picture. And Diamond is absolutely perfect and was only available for about six weeks and I'm very disappointed I missed out.
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