Lisa

[Beefy Cheeks]

"LISA THE ULTIMATE IN MASSAGE"
I decided to toftt and gave her a call,she quotes 300 for the hour,i agree.The doorbell dings and something like the crypt keeper is on my porch. She was probably something before electricity.Easily in her late fifties,Tits like fried eggs and a crotch like a catchers mitt.I could barely get it up i took slims advice and closed my eyes and turned off the lights but the damage had already been done so i faked an orgasm and sent her packing.Repeat?not even for practice.Milfs are one thing but a Gilf is just wrong.Life is a box of chocolates pooning shouldnt be.Hope this helps somebody.

 

[.x.Emma.x.]

Hey ceemoney, nice to see you posting and contributing.

However in this situation I have 1 question for all you guy's that have shitty experience's right from the door, or in your case the porch.....WHY?
Why continue to go through with it and spend your hard earned cash if during the experience or even before it begins it sucks?
I don't get it with you guy's really I don't get. Your looking for that all time high, that fuck thrill or what have you and it turns out to be the biggest kabosh and then you come here expecting sympathy for having a crappy time , my advice and if it were me doing this have some nuts, graciously say "your not what I was expecting or your just not my type, and WALK AWAY! No money or time lost. Mind you, there are some ladies that will expect you to pay them for "wasting their time", know what? pay them something fair and walk away, don't be conned into the old "you have to pay me full" or my boyfriend will kick your ass".
I wouldn't pay for something I wasn't getting or thought I was...fuck that shit!

 

[Brother Handcannon]

Well F....g said, I had actually called her at one point, but the voice was a red flag. I appreciate the heads up and I feel for the guy, but I betcha he would have felt alot better about the situation had he not gone through with it.

 

[Gypsy]

I feel shame.I should have sent her back to the old folks home,and called jenn, she never lets me down.

 

[totallyjay04]

Of course I don't and never will but as I said I will always be honest, even if it IS brutal you'll learn, you'll learn my friend...LOL

 

[hey gemma!]

I would have to agree that Jenn could not have said it any better. If the experience doesn't feel right, then just walk away, or send her packing. It's not being rude to be honest and say "Hey you're not what I was expecting at all, so here's 30 for the trouble and see ya later." and if I am the one doing the traveling then I usually don't pay a fee. Sometimes we fall into the scam where the ladies are FAR FAR FAR from what was described, if that's the case there is no shame in telling them so! I've done it several times where what was advertised was dif****nt from the reality and I said no way. There's even been a couple times that I wouldn't pay the "asking" price at a MP for extras cause they were WAY too high and got dressed and left, maybe $30 lighter, but it could have been 120 lighter for a crappy toppless HJ......nuff said, if we start sticking to our guns the ladies will have to respond by either making our dollars worth more, or providing better services.