Leave Applications - Murder of English..

[Texas Patriot]

See , How people write leave Applications. It's murder of English language. But Too Funny :-D .








· Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:


"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."



· This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:


"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."




· Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."




· From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."




· Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"




· Another leave application:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."




· A leave application to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"




· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."




· Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."




· Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
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· A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! :ashamed: :roflfor the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
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HA HA HA. :rofl:

 

[inareeclilt]

OMG.. last one :rofl: :rofl:


"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday." :lmao:

· Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.." :lmao: :lmao:

 

[Aye Jae]

The last one was.. :hilarious:

 

[-X-Ellen-X-]

:hilarious::rofl:

 

[Renee Z]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[fei_1113]

:hilarious: :lmao: :rofl:

 

[speseeHealomb]

he he he he..........................