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An irish, a scottish and an english,were sitting in a resturant with their wifes.

the english thought that it would be nice to say something nice to his wife so he said "can you pass me the sugar please sugar"

the scottish thought that it was a nice thing that the english man said to his wife so he wanted to say something nice to his wife so he said "can you pass me the honey please honey"

the irish thought that it was a nice thing that the english and the scottish men said so he wanted to say something nice to his wife, so he said "can you pass me the bacon please pig"

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