Been looking to try Barbiehouse for a while, but as many of you know, there are a lot of hoops to jump through just to get a booking. Seems like the stars aligned for me and I was able to secure a session with Irean. If you have been reading my reviews, you know that I do not exaggerate, I'm 100% truthful, and I try to leave as little out as possible. From what I can see around here, the phrase "service queen" seems to have lost all meaning...with that said, I think that Irean is a true service queen in every sense of the word.
Booking: You guys already know that booking is a bitch. With only 7 girls on their roster, Barbiehouse is booked solid a lot of the times. For new customers, you need to text their number on the day of and sort of roll the dice that someone will be available at your specified time. Apparently, for returning customers, you might be able to book a day or two in advance. They usually start reading texts at 10AM is what my research told me so I made sure to send a text early in the morning inquiring who was available at my chosen time. The receptionist actually texts back really quick (within a min or two) and I was able to book Irean for some late night fun. To finalize my booking, I was asked (as I was a first time customer) to send a etransfer to their email. For those of you concerned about your privacy, this might be a huge hurdle. Anyways, after this was completed, they gave me an address and told me to park elsewhere (more on this later). BTW to give you an idea of how busy it is, the receptionist actually texted me an hour later asking if I could move my booking time up by 15 min, to which I agreed.
Parking: Drive to the address was easy and no traffic. I imagine the North York location is much less stress free though. Anyways, I was told to park on a separate street, and there was plenty of spots to parallel park in. No fee to park and I believe you can park for an indefinite amount of time. The street to park at was pretty busy, with many cars driving and parked in the area. The walk to the townhouse was maybe 2-3 minutes depending on how close you park, but they stress not to park on the street of the townhouse and to text the receptionist when I arrive. There is a condo right across from the townhouse just FYI.
Pre: When I walked up to the door, it was already slightly ajar and when I enter the dark townhouse, I see a 5'7 slender woman (Irean) in a navy nightie. As others have noted, Irean had work done, and her cheekbones are definitely very noticeable. In some angles her face does honestly look a bit weird, but in others it looks decent. She is very quiet and asks me to take off my shoes before I go further. She then leads me up two flights of stairs--all while swaying her hips as she walks to the bedroom. When I enter the bedroom, music from the top 100 is playing softly. Irean tells me to undress and she helps put my clothes and mask on a chair. She also undresses and leads me to the washroom. What follows is standard mouthwash procedure and shower for two. A little waterflute and we do some light kissing with no tongue (I don't like tongue LOL). She cleans my hands, armpits, dick, and ass thoroughly. Note that for this entire interaction she barely speaks 10 words to me, and this is true for the rest of the session as well (not complaining as I am not one for small talk either, but some of you guys might be).
Main event: After the shower, I lay on the bed in anticipation as Irean washes herself some more. When she comes out the shower, I see her body in better detail. She is a B/C cup, with sharp (???) nipples, I don't think there was a sag. Her ass is an average asian ass (if any of you guys know of any PAAGs let me know!) with some sag. She has barely any fat on her body at all. Definitely a very slim, hourglass shape/S curve. Irean then tells me to get on the side of the bed in a sitting position and lays out a cushion on the floor. There is a huge mirror on the side of the bed, and she gets on her knees and starts giving me a BBBJ....DT. I've been trying to find someone that will DT, so I was in heaven. The way she was bouncing her ass with her hourglass shape in the mirror was also very good imagery for me. After a bit of this, she gets me to move to the middle of the bed and keeps giving me a BBBJ. She also gives good attention to my balls either with her hands or with her mouth. The transition from the side of the bed to the middle was almost seamless btw, and every position we later did it in was a seamless transition as well. Irean is truly a professional. Anyways, back to the BBBJ. She eventually gets me to lift my legs and starts rimming me. This was my first experience with rimming so it wasn't exactly pleasurable or unpleasurable, and she gave me a HJ while rimming me. I actually got a bit soft during this so she went back to BBBJ. Next thing I knew, she put her ass in my face and presented her pussy to me. It was cleanly shaven and looked delicious (and tasted delicious luckily) so I feasted on it (also my first time in 69 position lol). She reacted pretty well and shaked her ass on my face several times. After this, she rode me in CG position while I sucked on her nipples. Then she did side CG position. Then she did RCG position. Her ass looked good in RCG with her slim figure and she went at a good moderate pace. Her pussy was extremely tight throughout too (kegels?). After that, we did the "scoop me up position" and I went a bit slower and kissed her throughout. This then turned into slow, sensual missionary and finally rough doggystyle before I came. 6 positions in total...I definitely felt like a pornstar (LOL), and I really felt like all the cum had been drained out of me after this. My dick was sore after this 45 min session. Irean then cleaned me up, made me stretch a bit (which I felt was weird but I didn't mind...I even heard some cracks in my bones) and we hit the mouthwash and shower together again. When we're done, Irean changes the sheets for the next customer, walks me out, and gives me a warm hug. I let her know her service was amazing.
Face: 6/10 (She's not ugly, but I didn't like her plastic surgery)
Body: 7.5/10 (if you're into slim asians, add 0.5)
Service: 10/10 (all my sexual desires were fulfilled, except for greek lol)
Attitude: 10/10 (I felt like a king when I was with Irean...even though we barely talked, the session was NOT mechanical and I had no sense that she was not enjoying this at all. She is a true professional.)
Repeat: Yes, after I try the rest of the BH girls
TLDR: If you want to feel like a king/pornstar, go with Irean. True service queen and I'm actually worried no one will live up to how she pleased me.
Booking: You guys already know that booking is a bitch. With only 7 girls on their roster, Barbiehouse is booked solid a lot of the times. For new customers, you need to text their number on the day of and sort of roll the dice that someone will be available at your specified time. Apparently, for returning customers, you might be able to book a day or two in advance. They usually start reading texts at 10AM is what my research told me so I made sure to send a text early in the morning inquiring who was available at my chosen time. The receptionist actually texts back really quick (within a min or two) and I was able to book Irean for some late night fun. To finalize my booking, I was asked (as I was a first time customer) to send a etransfer to their email. For those of you concerned about your privacy, this might be a huge hurdle. Anyways, after this was completed, they gave me an address and told me to park elsewhere (more on this later). BTW to give you an idea of how busy it is, the receptionist actually texted me an hour later asking if I could move my booking time up by 15 min, to which I agreed.
Parking: Drive to the address was easy and no traffic. I imagine the North York location is much less stress free though. Anyways, I was told to park on a separate street, and there was plenty of spots to parallel park in. No fee to park and I believe you can park for an indefinite amount of time. The street to park at was pretty busy, with many cars driving and parked in the area. The walk to the townhouse was maybe 2-3 minutes depending on how close you park, but they stress not to park on the street of the townhouse and to text the receptionist when I arrive. There is a condo right across from the townhouse just FYI.
Pre: When I walked up to the door, it was already slightly ajar and when I enter the dark townhouse, I see a 5'7 slender woman (Irean) in a navy nightie. As others have noted, Irean had work done, and her cheekbones are definitely very noticeable. In some angles her face does honestly look a bit weird, but in others it looks decent. She is very quiet and asks me to take off my shoes before I go further. She then leads me up two flights of stairs--all while swaying her hips as she walks to the bedroom. When I enter the bedroom, music from the top 100 is playing softly. Irean tells me to undress and she helps put my clothes and mask on a chair. She also undresses and leads me to the washroom. What follows is standard mouthwash procedure and shower for two. A little waterflute and we do some light kissing with no tongue (I don't like tongue LOL). She cleans my hands, armpits, dick, and ass thoroughly. Note that for this entire interaction she barely speaks 10 words to me, and this is true for the rest of the session as well (not complaining as I am not one for small talk either, but some of you guys might be).
Main event: After the shower, I lay on the bed in anticipation as Irean washes herself some more. When she comes out the shower, I see her body in better detail. She is a B/C cup, with sharp (???) nipples, I don't think there was a sag. Her ass is an average asian ass (if any of you guys know of any PAAGs let me know!) with some sag. She has barely any fat on her body at all. Definitely a very slim, hourglass shape/S curve. Irean then tells me to get on the side of the bed in a sitting position and lays out a cushion on the floor. There is a huge mirror on the side of the bed, and she gets on her knees and starts giving me a BBBJ....DT. I've been trying to find someone that will DT, so I was in heaven. The way she was bouncing her ass with her hourglass shape in the mirror was also very good imagery for me. After a bit of this, she gets me to move to the middle of the bed and keeps giving me a BBBJ. She also gives good attention to my balls either with her hands or with her mouth. The transition from the side of the bed to the middle was almost seamless btw, and every position we later did it in was a seamless transition as well. Irean is truly a professional. Anyways, back to the BBBJ. She eventually gets me to lift my legs and starts rimming me. This was my first experience with rimming so it wasn't exactly pleasurable or unpleasurable, and she gave me a HJ while rimming me. I actually got a bit soft during this so she went back to BBBJ. Next thing I knew, she put her ass in my face and presented her pussy to me. It was cleanly shaven and looked delicious (and tasted delicious luckily) so I feasted on it (also my first time in 69 position lol). She reacted pretty well and shaked her ass on my face several times. After this, she rode me in CG position while I sucked on her nipples. Then she did side CG position. Then she did RCG position. Her ass looked good in RCG with her slim figure and she went at a good moderate pace. Her pussy was extremely tight throughout too (kegels?). After that, we did the "scoop me up position" and I went a bit slower and kissed her throughout. This then turned into slow, sensual missionary and finally rough doggystyle before I came. 6 positions in total...I definitely felt like a pornstar (LOL), and I really felt like all the cum had been drained out of me after this. My dick was sore after this 45 min session. Irean then cleaned me up, made me stretch a bit (which I felt was weird but I didn't mind...I even heard some cracks in my bones) and we hit the mouthwash and shower together again. When we're done, Irean changes the sheets for the next customer, walks me out, and gives me a warm hug. I let her know her service was amazing.
Face: 6/10 (She's not ugly, but I didn't like her plastic surgery)
Body: 7.5/10 (if you're into slim asians, add 0.5)
Service: 10/10 (all my sexual desires were fulfilled, except for greek lol)
Attitude: 10/10 (I felt like a king when I was with Irean...even though we barely talked, the session was NOT mechanical and I had no sense that she was not enjoying this at all. She is a true professional.)
Repeat: Yes, after I try the rest of the BH girls
TLDR: If you want to feel like a king/pornstar, go with Irean. True service queen and I'm actually worried no one will live up to how she pleased me.