I am in desperate need of a massage and my wife refuses to do it?

[Sup Plicating]

So, is it cheating, if I ask the Barista at Starbuck's to rub my sore aching muscles?

My reason for asking: I have really been working out hard lately and my wife has no concern for making me feel better and it costs too much money to pay the sexy personal trainer I hired AND a hot masseuse.

Thoughts/Opinions/Suggestions, please?
Heavenly Singing - I am deadly serious here. I'm sore, I want a massage and my wife refuses to do it. My personal trainer is gorgeous (but don't fret, I maintain boundaries.) and I was, OBVIOUSLY, kidding about a "hot masseuse".
Sal - You darn well know I have you in a dead heat for the micro-pene competition.
Minx - I'm shallow, I want no man touching my naked body....much

 

[Minx]

If the problem is your sore aching muscles.. why do they have to be hot or sexy? Ive heard male massuese are way better in this catagory anyway..
So maybe you should rethink if its not something else you might be lacking from your wife? But if i was your wife.. id say go ahead and id def leave you.

 

[a GUY bein' a GUY]

Massage......FINE.

Happy Ending........not so much.

 

[Chocolate Boricua]

Go to a spa.

 

[Starsfan14]

Ask a contact. I bet at least one would do it for free.

 

[Branden]

sure I guess she doesn't realize that if she doesn't do it someone else will

 

[Jasmine]

u shld hav told ur wife before dng this cheap thing..she will do the massage immediately

 

[aa_man033]

haha go ahead

 

[Linda B]

No, it's not cheating....
You deserve a nice massage...

Might I suggest Helga Ravensclaw to do the massaging...
I hear she has talon for giving great massages....

(((SUP)))

 

[HeavenlySinging]

Maybe I would take this seriously if you didn't say sexy and hot...troll

Edit: Ok, the way you phrased it sounded like a joke...well you said you can't afford a masseuse? Hmmm only thing I can think of is maybe your wife wants something too...like sometimes my husband is rude to me and doesn't show any love or affection but expects me to show it to him. I don't like to be an eye for an eye person, but it's really hard to make yourself vulnerable or show love when you're not feeling the love. Just a thought...anyway, maybe you can give an incentive. Do the dishes...fold some laundry...give HER a massage...ask what you can do for her to get a massage from her. Just a thought...

 

[Pearl]

My neck and shoulders are killing me, I'm sure we can come to a mutually satisfactory arrangement.

 

[Batty®]

The hair on your back is thicker than the grass on my lawn. I'm sure your Starbucks Barista would agree with you...no one is touching your Sasquatchch body with anything short of a lawn mower.

 

[Girly Girl]

well i wouldnt do it. this is like "pain is beauty" .. if u cant deal with the pain, dont do it.

 

[Troll Lololol]

G3t A H00ker

 

[hepmom - a little twisted]

Not cheating! Blame it on the wife!