Hypnotherapy and massage

[Jasmine S]

If you've got access to the Evening Standard in London today, take a look at the feature on a combined hypnotherapy and massage service. It does exactly what it says - you get hypnotised and massaged at the same time, which sounds OK.
But the best bit is the price - £260-£345, depending on your "specific issues". Where can I train?!!

 

[Lorraine Piamonte]

Try a hypnotherapist

He/she will be able make you think that you have had 2 years expensive training in half an hour or so, and "influence" you into paying a four figure fee for the training.

Provided that it included a section on how to hypnotise your massage clients in the same way, then away you go.

let me know when you need financial advice with all your ill gained loot

 

[Erika USAF Mom]

Excellent - and then I can convince the clients that they have had a very long treatment after five minutes...(and that they really, really need to re-book immediately)!

 

[Really Dude]

I've given a massage then covered the client and did hypnosis. Three clients went for it so far and benefitted greatly. But I didn't charge £200+!