Hygiene, Humour and Humility

[joanne342]

It has been pointed out to me that an attempt at humour on another thread was not funny and the topic no laughing matter. I intended to poke fun at the mixed priorities of massageplanet.netites (myself included), not to trivialize the issue of client hygiene. But I see now I have missed the mark and been insensitive to a subject that remains very troubling to the MPA's. And for that I am deeply and most sincerely apologetic.

Please understand that this was not indifference on my part. Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness in my world view and hygiene my religion. As far as the overwhelming membership of massageplanet.net goes I thought surely we are preaching to the converted at this point. Surely every responsible poster has equal measure of self respect and consideration and would not dream of laying down with one of these ladies without first giving themselves an atomic scrub, cleaning teeth, freshening their breath and leaving their baggage at the door. To me, and to most I am sure, this should go without saying. Surely after all the posts and dialogue on this subject, these offenders must come from another demographic. But in the end it doesn't matter what the demographic nor the percentage of that clientel is. If the facility has water anywhere above freezing and anywhere below scalding, soap and towels, then there is no excuse. One smelly butt is one too many and should not be tolerated.

So for making light of this and not having my priorities straight when it comes to this topic, again I offer humble contrition. I did not mean to offend.

 

[Nickoooooooooo]

I half-knew you were joking, but when you asked if the 5/10 was accurate (which I did exaggerate s tiny bit) I wasn't so sure you were joking. You didn't have to go out of your way like this, but I think your a stand up guy for doing so. And yes, bad hygiene makes for an unfortunate session in more ways than one. For us, and them. I can tell you that out of the 4 clients I had today, 3 were impeccible. Today was a good day, lol. Can you imagine, actually being thankful to God that you have someone who is clean and smells good? Lol, should'nt that just be the norm?