Hollywood Spa-a memorable massage.

[lonesome star]

As a longtime hobbyist, the quality of individual massage sessions has always varied. Most of my experiences have been positive, and even the bad times usually had some positive aspect.Until today,that is. I had a session at Hollywood Spa ( Yonge St. at 401) this afternoon-first time there- which had no positives at all. I think that part of the problem was that the girl figured I was LE. She asked me twice if I was a cop, and she didn't seem to believe me when I said no. After 15 minutes of massaging my back (from the waist up),she asked me to turn over.I don't know why,but I agreed on nude reverse.She lay on the table with her arms crossed-need I say more? After five minutes,I told her I was giving up, and she was actually surprised.Really, if it hadn't cost me $100.00 for nothing, it would have been humourous. Now I know what they mean by "buyer beware".

 

[sheri]

i had a sucky experience there too. however, i paid $120 in total for a BS + door fee. ended up getting just a rub and tug and some play of a prickly puss.

j

 

[cambay]

If Hollywood Spa had any marketing sense, they would name all of their MPA's after A andf B level Hollywood starlets.

You could have the MPA with a drug habit named Courtney Love, the one who is clepto could be Winona Ryder, the sexy and normal one could be Rachel McAdams, the one with a dead beat husband could be Brittney Spears, etc.

 

[Riff Raff]

Thanks for taking one for the team. I noticed this place about a month ago and decided to stop in and check it out. I am now very glad I didn't stay.