Review HFH Miaa

[Buzzkill]

Was working out near Brampton and been wanting to give Hands From Heaven a try.

Decide to book Miaa, she’s had some good reviews, looks great in her photos, nice and thin how I like it. Reviews said, bbbj all kinds of goodies, so I was pumped to go.

I shower and wait, she finally comes in, Gorgeous and nice slim body, only thing was her super hard bolt on tits, they don’t do anything for me.

She asks me what do I want and let’s me know she’s a full service girl. Ok, so what are the prices. I had read on here, it was $110 for FS. I had that ready to go. So anyway she says $200 for FS, that’s a long way from $110, I’m thinking. I say ok how much for a BJ, she quotes $120. Ok, I see this is going downhill fast. So I say I guess it’s massage only as she had said door fee is for body slide and handjob only. I ask if I can go down on her and her response is that’s only if I go for FS. Now I’m pissed off. I lay down for the lamest massage ever, she rubs her bot ons against my back. I’m not turned on at all. I flip over with a limp dick. There is no sensual tease with her massage at all. She starts to jerk me off, I rub her pussy through her panties, I ask her to take them off, but now I’m not allowed to touch her pussy. I nut on myself, she gets up and I hear water running, thinking she is bringing a hot towel. She says oh, sorry, I left you there and hands me a sheet of paper towel to clean myself.

She has posted on twitter why she left Seduction...well it wasn’t Seduction but it sure as hell felt like it, with the lousy sensual massage and the overpriced upsell....

For some reason, I tipped her $20, then she lit up and went in about I should see her at the other location with the king sized bed and I’m thinking honey, you’ll never see me again.

I know her body her rates. Fine she wants to over charge, I find it funny, they don’t care you just paid $140 to get in and now want $200, $340 for a half hour is pretty steep. If you want to charge $200 fine and if the client refuses and goes for massage only, isn’t it to your benefit to to make it the best possible so that perhaps the client might say you know what you are worth the extra money. But giving lousy service just cuz you didn’t get the extra $200 is the wrong approach. There are plenty of girls out there better and for a reasonable price. Not sure if anyone is paying the extra $200?

Also visited Sunshine Spa, a bit of a dive, but the rates are on par, $40 door fee, $120 full service. Spa’s should be back to $40/50 door fee if the girls want to charge outrageous prices for extras.



Anyway

 

[snoopdoggie]

Was working out near Brampton and been wanting to give Hands From Heaven a try.

Decide to book Miaa, she’s had some good reviews, looks great in her photos, nice and thin how I like it. Reviews said, bbbj all kinds of goodies, so I was pumped to go.

I shower and wait, she finally comes in, Gorgeous and nice slim body, only thing was her super hard bolt on tits, they don’t do anything for me.

She asks me what do I want and let’s me know she’s a full service girl. Ok, so what are the prices. I had read on here, it was $110 for FS. I had that ready to go. So anyway she says $200 for FS, that’s a long way from $110, I’m thinking. I say ok how much for a BJ, she quotes $120. Ok, I see this is going downhill fast. So I say I guess it’s massage only as she had said door fee is for body slide and handjob only. I ask if I can go down on her and her response is that’s only if I go for FS. Now I’m pissed off. I lay down for the lamest massage ever, she rubs her bot ons against my back. I’m not turned on at all. I flip over with a limp dick. There is no sensual tease with her massage at all. She starts to jerk me off, I rub her pussy through her panties, I ask her to take them off, but now I’m not allowed to touch her pussy. I nut on myself, she gets up and I hear water running, thinking she is bringing a hot towel. She says oh, sorry, I left you there and hands me a sheet of paper towel to clean myself.

She has posted on twitter why she left Seduction...well it wasn’t Seduction but it sure as hell felt like it, with the lousy sensual massage and the overpriced upsell....

For some reason, I tipped her $20, then she lit up and went in about I should see her at the other location with the king sized bed and I’m thinking honey, you’ll never see me again.

I know her body her rates. Fine she wants to over charge, I find it funny, they don’t care you just paid $140 to get in and now want $200, $340 for a half hour is pretty steep. If you want to charge $200 fine and if the client refuses and goes for massage only, isn’t it to your benefit to to make it the best possible so that perhaps the client might say you know what you are worth the extra money. But giving lousy service just cuz you didn’t get the extra $200 is the wrong approach. There are plenty of girls out there better and for a reasonable price. Not sure if anyone is paying the extra $200?

Also visited Sunshine Spa, a bit of a dive, but the rates are on par, $40 door fee, $120 full service. Spa’s should be back to $40/50 door fee if the girls want to charge outrageous prices for extras.



Anyway

Sounds more like Hands From Purgatory, or worse.

 

[loves to lick]

i guess it really was a buzzkill

 

[Deleted member 94564]

Was working out near Brampton and been wanting to give Hands From Heaven a try.

Decide to book Miaa, she’s had some good reviews, looks great in her photos, nice and thin how I like it. Reviews said, bbbj all kinds of goodies, so I was pumped to go.

I shower and wait, she finally comes in, Gorgeous and nice slim body, only thing was her super hard bolt on tits, they don’t do anything for me.

She asks me what do I want and let’s me know she’s a full service girl. Ok, so what are the prices. I had read on here, it was $110 for FS. I had that ready to go. So anyway she says $200 for FS, that’s a long way from $110, I’m thinking. I say ok how much for a BJ, she quotes $120. Ok, I see this is going downhill fast. So I say I guess it’s massage only as she had said door fee is for body slide and handjob only. I ask if I can go down on her and her response is that’s only if I go for FS. Now I’m pissed off. I lay down for the lamest massage ever, she rubs her bot ons against my back. I’m not turned on at all. I flip over with a limp dick. There is no sensual tease with her massage at all. She starts to jerk me off, I rub her pussy through her panties, I ask her to take them off, but now I’m not allowed to touch her pussy. I nut on myself, she gets up and I hear water running, thinking she is bringing a hot towel. She says oh, sorry, I left you there and hands me a sheet of paper towel to clean myself.

She has posted on twitter why she left Seduction...well it wasn’t Seduction but it sure as hell felt like it, with the lousy sensual massage and the overpriced upsell....

For some reason, I tipped her $20, then she lit up and went in about I should see her at the other location with the king sized bed and I’m thinking honey, you’ll never see me again.

I know her body her rates. Fine she wants to over charge, I find it funny, they don’t care you just paid $140 to get in and now want $200, $340 for a half hour is pretty steep. If you want to charge $200 fine and if the client refuses and goes for massage only, isn’t it to your benefit to to make it the best possible so that perhaps the client might say you know what you are worth the extra money. But giving lousy service just cuz you didn’t get the extra $200 is the wrong approach. There are plenty of girls out there better and for a reasonable price. Not sure if anyone is paying the extra $200?

Also visited Sunshine Spa, a bit of a dive, but the rates are on par, $40 door fee, $120 full service. Spa’s should be back to $40/50 door fee if the girls want to charge outrageous prices for extras.



Anyway

Why did you tip her, just encourages her poor massage behavior.

 

[Brewsky]

So from the get go the prices were overstated but you stayed - if you’ve been in the hobby for a while you should’ve known then gut instinct this session was about to be a waste of money.

then after all that you still tip her…I don’t get it, I just don’t get it, it’s bullshit like this that’s ruining the market prices!

“but I gave this other guy a shit massage and no pussy run and he still tipped me $xx so you’ll need to tip me more”

 

[TommyDreamer]

From what I recall I though there were some comments about how she doesn't kiss and was somewhat restrictive and over priced. I don't recall where I saw it but she was off my radar ages ago after reading the comments.

 

[Jedisaber]

So from the get go the prices were overstated but you stayed - if you’ve been in the hobby for a while you should’ve known then gut instinct this session was about to be a waste of money.

then after all that you still tip her…I don’t get it, I just don’t get it, it’s bullshit like this that’s ruining the market prices!

“but I gave this other guy a shit massage and no pussy run and he still tipped me $xx so you’ll need to tip me more”

It’s typical Canadian behaviour. We’ll complain till the cows come home to other ppl but never say anything bad to the person responsible lol.

 

[Buzzkill]

Why did you tip her, just encourages her poor massage behavior.

I know, it was a big mistake, it went against my better judgment!

 

[Buzzkill]

It’s typical Canadian behaviour. We’ll complain till the cows come home to other ppl but never say anything bad to the person responsible lol.

Ya, I sure wanted to unload, but then I’m stuck in the room with her and now bad vibes, not worth it, just get out as fast as possible and never return.

 

[EightSecondRide69]

She has posted on twitter why she left Seduction...

A leopard never changes its spots!

 

[Buzzkill]

So from the get go the prices were overstated but you stayed - if you’ve been in the hobby for a while you should’ve known then gut instinct this session was about to be a waste of money.

then after all that you still tip her…I don’t get it, I just don’t get it, it’s bullshit like this that’s ruining the market prices!

“but I gave this other guy a shit massage and no pussy run and he still tipped me $xx so you’ll need to tip me more”

Yes, you are correct...it’s a weird moment, I’m naked and hoping maybe she’ll give a great exotic massage, that’s why I stayed, but it didn’t happen, she even asked me to spread my legs, but then no tease, by then it was too late to leave so I might as well get jerked off.

I had a session years ago at Seduction, booked one girl, while waiting another came by to say hello, I asked who she was. Then in the room she comes in, so I go with the flow, she is hot, but then won’t let me touch her, then I realized she had all kinds of bad reviews, so I kicked her out and told her to send in the girl I booked. Didn’t feel like going through all that again and still be out $140, might as well get a hj.

Just should have never tipped her, dumb move.

 

[Buzzkill]

It just proves to me, whenever I stray my my favourite spots, it’s usually shit...

 

[35studio]

It just proves to me, whenever I stray my my favourite spots, it’s usually shit...

I felt this comment.

I keeping wanting new and exciting until I realize it's 80% not gonna be as good as a regular.

I'm more west end based now so slim pickings means I'm sticking more to regulars and venturing out less for new ones.

Honestly between a decent semi legit asian spa and finding a bbbjcim girl I'd be set but not a lot out here that's worthwhile for bbbjcim.

 

[Deleted member 66315]

Should have gone next door to Atlantis for some Asian.

 

[Buzzkill]

I felt this comment.

I keeping wanting new and exciting until I realize it's 80% not gonna be as good as a regular.

I'm more west end based now so slim pickings means I'm sticking more to regulars and venturing out less for new ones.

Honestly between a decent semi legit asian spa and finding a bbbjcim girl I'd be set but not a lot out here that's worthwhile for bbbjcim.

Ya, it’s starting to look like the glory days are gone...no more bbbjcim unless you pay $200...

I think because of Covid forcing the strippers in the spa’s, it’s fucked up the balance...

 

[snoopdoggie]

Ya, it’s starting to look like the glory days are gone...no more bbbjcim unless you pay $200...

I think because of Covid forcing the strippers in the spa’s, it’s fucked up the balance...

Haven't you been reading the MILF Linda thread? She and Coco gives the best Bbbjcim.

 

[c1000]

Ya, it’s starting to look like the glory days are gone...no more bbbjcim unless you pay $200...

I think because of Covid forcing the strippers in the spa’s, it’s fucked up the balance...

The golden era has been over way before Covid. That's why I just go to all in spots.

If they are going to make Spa a sex shop, might as well go to the places with the best rates.

 

[snoopdoggie]

The golden era has been over way before Covid. That's why I just go to all in spots.

If they are going to make Spa a sex shop, might as well go to the places with the best rates.

Glory days are gone? Shazbat. I guess that means glory holes are gone too.

 

[Steven Tyler7]

Was working out near Brampton and been wanting to give Hands From Heaven a try.

Decide to book Miaa, she’s had some good reviews, looks great in her photos, nice and thin how I like it. Reviews said, bbbj all kinds of goodies, so I was pumped to go.

I shower and wait, she finally comes in, Gorgeous and nice slim body, only thing was her super hard bolt on tits, they don’t do anything for me.

She asks me what do I want and let’s me know she’s a full service girl. Ok, so what are the prices. I had read on here, it was $110 for FS. I had that ready to go. So anyway she says $200 for FS, that’s a long way from $110, I’m thinking. I say ok how much for a BJ, she quotes $120. Ok, I see this is going downhill fast. So I say I guess it’s massage only as she had said door fee is for body slide and handjob only. I ask if I can go down on her and her response is that’s only if I go for FS. Now I’m pissed off. I lay down for the lamest massage ever, she rubs her bot ons against my back. I’m not turned on at all. I flip over with a limp dick. There is no sensual tease with her massage at all. She starts to jerk me off, I rub her pussy through her panties, I ask her to take them off, but now I’m not allowed to touch her pussy. I nut on myself, she gets up and I hear water running, thinking she is bringing a hot towel. She says oh, sorry, I left you there and hands me a sheet of paper towel to clean myself.

She has posted on twitter why she left Seduction...well it wasn’t Seduction but it sure as hell felt like it, with the lousy sensual massage and the overpriced upsell....

For some reason, I tipped her $20, then she lit up and went in about I should see her at the other location with the king sized bed and I’m thinking honey, you’ll never see me again.

I know her body her rates. Fine she wants to over charge, I find it funny, they don’t care you just paid $140 to get in and now want $200, $340 for a half hour is pretty steep. If you want to charge $200 fine and if the client refuses and goes for massage only, isn’t it to your benefit to to make it the best possible so that perhaps the client might say you know what you are worth the extra money. But giving lousy service just cuz you didn’t get the extra $200 is the wrong approach. There are plenty of girls out there better and for a reasonable price. Not sure if anyone is paying the extra $200?

Also visited Sunshine Spa, a bit of a dive, but the rates are on par, $40 door fee, $120 full service. Spa’s should be back to $40/50 door fee if the girls want to charge outrageous prices for extras.



Anyway

Thank you for taking one for the team. Your session with Miaa was almost the same as my session with Angel. Except you got more mileage. Angel wanted a tip to touch her pussy through her panties!

 

[Frank Underwood]

Was working out near Brampton and been wanting to give Hands From Heaven a try.

Decide to book Miaa, she’s had some good reviews, looks great in her photos, nice and thin how I like it. Reviews said, bbbj all kinds of goodies, so I was pumped to go.

I shower and wait, she finally comes in, Gorgeous and nice slim body, only thing was her super hard bolt on tits, they don’t do anything for me.

She asks me what do I want and let’s me know she’s a full service girl. Ok, so what are the prices. I had read on here, it was $110 for FS. I had that ready to go. So anyway she says $200 for FS, that’s a long way from $110, I’m thinking. I say ok how much for a BJ, she quotes $120. Ok, I see this is going downhill fast. So I say I guess it’s massage only as she had said door fee is for body slide and handjob only. I ask if I can go down on her and her response is that’s only if I go for FS. Now I’m pissed off. I lay down for the lamest massage ever, she rubs her bot ons against my back. I’m not turned on at all. I flip over with a limp dick. There is no sensual tease with her massage at all. She starts to jerk me off, I rub her pussy through her panties, I ask her to take them off, but now I’m not allowed to touch her pussy. I nut on myself, she gets up and I hear water running, thinking she is bringing a hot towel. She says oh, sorry, I left you there and hands me a sheet of paper towel to clean myself.

She has posted on twitter why she left Seduction...well it wasn’t Seduction but it sure as hell felt like it, with the lousy sensual massage and the overpriced upsell....

For some reason, I tipped her $20, then she lit up and went in about I should see her at the other location with the king sized bed and I’m thinking honey, you’ll never see me again.

I know her body her rates. Fine she wants to over charge, I find it funny, they don’t care you just paid $140 to get in and now want $200, $340 for a half hour is pretty steep. If you want to charge $200 fine and if the client refuses and goes for massage only, isn’t it to your benefit to to make it the best possible so that perhaps the client might say you know what you are worth the extra money. But giving lousy service just cuz you didn’t get the extra $200 is the wrong approach. There are plenty of girls out there better and for a reasonable price. Not sure if anyone is paying the extra $200?

Also visited Sunshine Spa, a bit of a dive, but the rates are on par, $40 door fee, $120 full service. Spa’s should be back to $40/50 door fee if the girls want to charge outrageous prices for extras.



Anyway

Miaa Minx is one of the worst sex workers I have ever encountered. I am not surprised by your review. Girls like her are the reason why I mainly stick to seeing escorts over MPAs because they think that if they can get lucky and scam one or two guys per night they will avoid having to do any actual work. I never wrote a review of her on TERB because I was sure I would get banned for speaking the truth, but if you have any questions you can PM me here or Twitter.