Helen - Optima Health

[MDNova1]

Optima Health Centre
1604 Centre Street NE
(403) 230-7188


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So I was heading to see if Meorah was working at Sweet Spa. She wasn't so I decided to head to Optima as I had $40 burning in my pocket.

Walked the block over and into Optima. Was greeted by Helen. I did the Slim bargaining and she countered with some broken English. We were now in the room and I motioned for a 'quick massage' for $40. She said something I think I didn't understand and she took the $. She left the room and I quickly whipped off my cut-offs and muscle shirt. I was on the table in no time.

I laid hammer up in anticipation of a quick release. She came back in and started a massage. It went pretty much to straight inner leg teasing and then she asked what I wanted. I mumbled something about just the quick tug for $40. She countered with the $40 goes to the house. Great. I thought I was getting a quick tug. Anyway I'm there with a hard-on and she has oil in her hand. Which way do you think this is going.

I barter some more. I ask about a release and end up with a $80 Russian. No problem. I can handle that. So 2 minutes later she is on the table with me on top. She lubes up her tits and I am going at it. I have my radar locked on my target. I figure it's been awhile and this might get messy for her. I ask her to squeeze tighter as I get ready to unleash the fury. Well it was unleashed alright. I did manage to get a couple on my target. She didn't really expect the impromptu facial. Sometimes I can't help having a loaded gun.

She lets me finish up and cleans up with a towel and leaves the room for a minute. She comes back and I am just putting my shoes on to leave. She asks me to hold on as she isn't allowed to have the customer leave before it's time. She offers to finish the massage. I accept as the first part was only a minute or two. She starts the massage again and I get undressed for the second time.

I actually was getting a decent massage. She starts teasing again and I was still erect so she offers tug #2 for another $20. Well you know what I said. Have at her!!

It actually turned out pretty good in the end. I thought it was just going to be a quick tug for 40 but ended up with a 2 shot Russian Facial for $140 all in.


I Am.


Doubling My Flavour. Doubling My Fun.


SlimShady.

 

[Justin Walker]

You know, I've driven past there 200 times back and forth to work, and I was sure it was a legit place. Apparently I'm not as smart as I thought

Thanks for the info Slim. Once again, you have provided a service to the team.

H.

 

[Mark D]

Optima.

Search and ye shall find!!


http://www.canadaadultfun.com/forums/search.php?searchid=368777

 

[Mallory]

Anyone been to Optima recently ?

 

[SuperBeth]

wlaked in there couple weeks back ,
one white lady working
not good looking and old
i ask if anyone esle, she gets mad
and
says we arent getting marryed, whats your problem?!

walk out. she lookd like this:
http://i.b5z.net/i/ui/4000668/i/broomhilda__3_25_ezr.JPG

 

[noitall]

I went in there once and there was an older lady in there. I would guess at least 50 years old. I asked if there were any young girls available. She asked me what the hell do you mean by that. She immediately got on the phone to call somebody.

Based on her reaction I just left. When I looked back from a couple block down there were two guys moving quickly to go into the place.

To this day I wonder if she thought I was looking for when I said young girls. I only meant younger than her 50 years.