Gifts for sex workers

[Ursus]

I was reading this article online.

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/hooker-demands-nachos-648319

A few things came to mind. First, is this sex worker a tranny? Secondly, it amazes me that tax payer money is wasted on these types of stings. Thirdly, its ironic that most police officers visit escorts on their 'off duty' time, but then arrest them during their 'on-duty' time.

Anyhoo, I got to thinking as I was at Coach Milton tonight. I saw Coach wallets for women on sale for $29 (front entance on display table). Great deal. I bought 3 of them and will give them to various sex workers that impress me over the next few months. Guys, instead of presenting a plate of nachos to one of your favourite girls (see article link for reference), pick up things when you see them on sale and that is a much more effective way to build a connection with a lady.

Invest in a $29 Coach wallet for instance, and it will increase your chances of getting an extra 15 minutes here or there and go a long way to showing the lady you are with that you were thinking about her and wanted to do something nice for her. She will likely pay you back and then some.

That reminds me, I still have a tv antenna that I bought an Asian hooker last year. I hope to see her soon so I can give it to her.

 

[hectorc]

Christmas is coming up, and many of them will expect something extra. And so do we