Emily--what A Mistake

[jimmyjfox]

A few days ago i asked for some advice from you guys on which mpa is really creative. After receiving several responses and reading up on the the girls recommended to me, I took Pancho's advice and saw Emily as he said I could find her at Lexa. I called Lexa looking for Emily on Thursday but soon found out she was actually at Star that day. I booked an afternoon appointment with her hoping it wold be a nice break in the day...boy was I wrong. First off, Emily was too heavy, for my liking anyways. I usually am more intrigued by thinner and more fit MPAs but when I asked for Emily's description on the phone at Star, I was told she was pretty busty and slim. When i saw her in person I was shocked, i don't mean to sound rude, she just wasn't my type and I wish the descritpions over the phone were not so misleading just to lure guys in. As for the busty part, I was expecting a nice russian release but there was not much to work with from her side. I should have asked you her descritpion Pancho since you would have been more accurate than Star itself, I appreciate the advice but heavier girls are just not my type. The good thing was Emily was very liberal so assumed I could have a lot of fun with her. Her personality was good so I figured it be a good session anyways. Things were going okay, not great but fine, until I got a wiff of what I thought smelled like dry saliva. I dismissed it at first being too caught up in the moment knowing what I was about to be allowed to do to her but as I spread her legs wider and found the source of the dry saiva I was turned off. I'm sure you all could figure out where the smell was coming from. All in all I was not satisfied with the session, mainly because I am not used not heavier MPAs or smelly ones at that. As for Emily, she has a good persoanlity and a sweet girl and could be a lot of fun but she seriously needs to be more hygenic, especially if she is going to allow guys to do certain things. Thus I am still on th elook out for a creativre MPA or one that is capable of pulling off a good russian finish.

 

[satine]

So, I guess the moral of the story is that if you're gonna go see Emily, make sure you bring some crotch spray for her to apply on herself before your session starts.

 

[Charles]

Interesting review... sorry it didn't work out. Can you explain to us how dry saliva is supposed to smell? Does it even have a smell? I'm still trying to find the connection between saliva and kitty odour... unless you spit or drooled there.

 

[SLipknOT FTW]

This has been discussed on the board before... Lick your hand after eating garlic or smoking and smell it a few minutes later... not nice. As for Emily, I have seen her myself and although I agree that she is a bit heavy and physically not my type (the descriptions there are always very general)- I have never noticed an odour problem, she smelled fresh both times I have seen her. Perhaps she hadn't showered between sessions or had some sort of infection. Regardless, sorry to hear you were dissapointed.

 

[KIWI TEE]

maybe your right, maybe she didn't shower that time before she saw me but to think i was about to put my tongue where god knows what was rubbing there or likcing there. That's just gross. As for the smell of dry saliva there is definilety a smell, kinda like when you sneeze in a confined area and you coud smell the sneeze (spit) in the air.

 

[love your creator]

Even if she didn't smell bad, would you still want to stick your tonge there? If you play with fire you will get burned. Be careful. You can have fun and be creative in a massage session without the risks.
As Rusty says:
All within MP limits for both my safety and yours.

That aside, I'm sorry you had an dissappointing session.

 

[Eric Davidson]

In retrosepct you should have opted for the Esalen technique, pillow-talk and/or spooning.

 

[The Wrathful]

Gimme a f* break

 

[bria]

upsidedow-are you a newby? Is this your first massage?

Read the stickies

 

[peyton blair summers]

If you would care to do your research appropriatley you'd see that this is definitley not my first massage although I am new to massageplanet.net, only been on for about 1 week or 2. what's so "newby" about the review, or are massageplanet.net registrants not allowed to voice their opions, good or bad? I had a session and that's my experience. I thought the point of massageplanet.net was o share info and expeirences and give off advice.

 

[GETitGIRL ------------]

Alright, sorry. Just be careful of what you type on here.

 

[m1sticka]

I didn't see anything terrible about what he wrote... what did he write that was so bad? It's his opinion... it's his review. He's not the first massageplanet.netite to comment about hygiene concerns. Maybe the way he expressed it wasn't the greatest... but we've all seen far worse things written here. He was even upfront and honest about the fact that he doesn't like larger women... even added that he "didn't mean to sound rude". You may not agree with his writing style... but then others may not agree with yours. If you're referring to his last sentence of his review... then ask him to edit it to prevent any problems or misunderstanding.

 

[Dano]

you avoid anymore problems about whether or not a Bgirl is your type, www.bgirls.ca has lots of pics, including Emily's. I have not seen her myself (but I do intend on it as a friend raves about what a nice MPA she is) but I support your right to express your opinion but take it with a grain of salt as your review goes against a raging tide of positive reviews. You might want to try more websites with photos or places that let you "preview" your attendants, like body & soul. Plus your next request for advice might be ignored or get some unpleasant responses because honestly, while your review is a case of you "calling it as you see it", most Emily fans wouldn't help you ever again.

 

[HelpingHand]

well this problem has been mentioned on massageplanet.net before.....i started a thread about a girl smelling of saliva about a year ago....and this is part of the thread....


http://massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=56680

 

[chipinternational14]

What I don't get, whose advice did you take? If you have a particular taste then dude, you got to do the research.

 

[Amerikan Pirat]

first off i never said she wasn't a nice mpa in fact i complimented her personality but for the sake of all of us, negative things such as an MPA not being hygenic need to be mentioned too. I appreciate your recommendations on where to find "previews" and will definitely look into those. ALthough there are many positive reviews on emily, which i read and based my decison of boking with her on, like anyother mpa, there good and bad as for her fans, the truth is truth and those welcome to defend sure can and those who take my review into consideration when seeing an mpa are welcome to do so as well.

 

[Kent]

as for back burner, "dude" i took pancho's advice as when i asked wo was thought to be a creative mpa he recommended emily. and based on her positive reviews i went with it but i did not get hold of any pictures to see if she is my type or no and you can't tell a smelly couch from a picture alone but only when you get down there. when we see new mpa's it is a chance we take, sometimes its good, bu this time it was not for me. and dude, you really shuld read the thread lines because then you would know who i got my advice from

 

[girlwiththehair]

No, I'm just saying if you asked me I would have given you a body discription and would have saved you some time. I wasn't blaming you, "dude"

 

[Om Nom Nom]

I feel sort of part responsible...sorry the session turned out the way it did. The one time I had my session with her, she was amazing. It was her last last sesssion of the day, but she was smelling fresh and sweet. I loved her ebullient personality... the session itslef was fun with her mostly taking charge and being fairly innovative and creative - kind of differnt from the other sessions I had... which is why I recommended her.

 

[Kat W]

Kepp fighting the good fight.